Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    10mg makes me sleepy af and 20mg makes me feel like I’m melting into the couch. I cannot imagine 150mg.
     
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  2. Kevintensity

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    Trying to think of the name of a sour candy from the late 90s that were shaped like little fruits. Can't remember and can't find anything via Google search...
     
  3. 941Gator

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    Warheads?
     
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  4. Kevintensity

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    Nope but thanks!

    They were similar to sour patch kids, chewy, but I recall them being more sour
     
  5. 941Gator

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    How about this racist treat?

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  6. BudKilmer

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  7. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    you don’t travel much do you bud
     
  8. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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  9. Nandor the Relentless

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  10. BudKilmer

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    The bananas are born In a pit of hell
     
  11. TheBabyShrimp

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    Other countries embraced the stop/start on vehicles sooner than we did. The short yellow (while still red) before the green was to allow them to get the engine started again.

    Atleast that's what I was told in Germany
     
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  12. racer

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    Sour altoids
     
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  13. Nandor the Relentless

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    THe banana ones were merely OK.
     
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  14. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Had pizza and wings delivered to my house that I didn't order. After I realized my GF didn't order it, I checked the box and saw it was supposed to go to an address ~2 miles away. I let the people who it was supposed to be delivered to know, and I get free pizza and wings. Not a bad Sunday.
     
  15. Willpépé

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    How did you contact them?
     
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  16. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Name, address, and number were on the label on the box
     
  17. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    You text or call?
     
  18. SugarShaun

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    Carrier pigeon
     
  19. Joe Withabee

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    I called because I’m weird like that
     
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  20. Simon Templar

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    Runts?
     
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  21. Kevintensity

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    Nah, but thanks for trying
     
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  22. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Me too which is why I asked. That said they probably answered because they thought you were the delivery.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    In that situation I’d call as well
     
  24. Willpépé

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    Hope your pigeons don’t see this.
     
  25. racer

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    Once I was delivering packages on the side and I got one in my load that didn’t belong, but happened to be a few blocks from my house, so I just took it on my way home. I told them it’s going to show up missing, just cancel it and whatever this is will be free. Sometimes I wonder what was in that package. I like to think it was something that cost like $600, but it was probably a tub shroom.
     
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  26. racer

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    I just stumbled on this post looking at a old thread and read it like 5 times trying to figure out wtf I was talking about. Then I realized it was a different account with the same profile pic.
     
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  27. bertwing

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  28. Willpépé

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    :roll:
     
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  29. TheFreak55

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    Congrats on the sex
     
  30. pearl

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  31. beist

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    When road rage strikes in the middle of a voice text.
     
  32. pearl

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  33. racer

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    Gravity, athletic ability, agility, body fat, and the desire to not fracture my skull are the top five.
     
  34. Cornelius Suttree

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    I just don't have enough stone columns around me. It was one of the main drawbacks when I made the move
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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  36. southside

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    Some day I would like to round up all the people who throw chicken bones into the street and bushes in Seattle and light them on fire. Dog just eats them and it’s terrible for his stomach
     
  37. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  38. 941Gator

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    People saying they don’t exist fwiw
     
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  39. scarlet_tacos

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    pretty sure this has to do w cars over seas being manual transmission. The yellow before green is to alert you to put the car into gear before it turns green. :twocents:
     
  40. THEBLUERAIDER

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    IMO, the best sour candy from the 90s-early 2000s were crybaby tears. Texture of a sweet tart but way more sour. Hard to find nowadays in stores.
    Cry Baby Tears Extra Sour Candy, Five Flavors, 1.98-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 24)
     
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  41. beist

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    I watched the movie Speed last night and I'm now pretty tired because I was up until 2am thinking about all of the times that the bus definitely got below 50.
     
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  42. Jax Teller

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    Owsley looks like that cicada killer found one.

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  43. Owsley

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    Nice! With cicadas being as large as they are, the cicada killer typically can’t fly with them all the way from the kill site to the burrow. So you’ll occasionally see them scaling walls, trees, etc to get to a high point from which they’ll fly/glide for as long as possible until the weight inevitably brings them down. They may do this dozens of times before getting back to their burrow.
     
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  44. Jax Teller

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    It drug it farther down while I had my back turned so I didn't actually get to see the wasp.
     
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  45. AptosDuck

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    Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo sucks. It sucks even more when you get it while doing the incline bench press and can't get the barbell back in place
     
  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    it's amazing how much happier I get the moment I close my work laptop for the rest of the day
     
  47. NP13

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    finally found that fucker
     
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