Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. bigred77

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    Which was the funny part?
     
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  2. Degausser

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    My wife has the Beyonce Homecoming documentary on the tv. This compared to the Taylor Swift Reputation documentary reminds me of the Clovers vs the Toros all over again.
     
  3. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Brr, it’s cold in here.
     
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  4. REGGNECK

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    The end of football season... so depressing.
     
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  5. Jimmy the Saint

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    It makes me face the harsh reality that I should develop more hobbies and interests.

    For all of my adult life it also meant working ridiculous hours until mid-April that my new job does not require. Trying to make it a point to read more books this year now that I have even more time on my hands.
     
  6. racer

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    Still football season for me :idk:
     
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  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    Once I don't want to dedicate entire Saturdays to watching football the season is over. :twocents:
     
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  8. bigred77

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    We call this the 'post-season'
    I know as a chiefs fan you are not very familiar with this term, but that is the common name
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    Kind of hitting that sci fi movie predicted future now

     
  10. Lyrtch

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    Nordic countries have life figured out
     
  11. NP13

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    i like that
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    We all mourn different. I am not one to tell someone how to mourn. Getting a hooker or going on a date less than a month after your wife passes seems like a weird way to mourn.
     
  13. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    My friend basically told me today that he was planning his wedding in a way where there are less opportunities to fuck with him. So obviously I shared that with our friends and we are going to try and kiss him and make him uncomfortable. I love fucking with him.
     
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  14. Degausser

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    I'm a sucker for a good cover, and man, this one is great.

     
  15. tjosu

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    Fiancée took this a little south of Anchorage tonight. Awesome place

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  16. dallasdawg

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    when the banjo chimed in i was all :rockin:
     
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  17. Nandor the Relentless

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    Anyone on here like dead baby jokes?
     
  18. Truman

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    Shawn it's not 2005 anymore
     
  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    Facial recognition software should not be a police tool, that part of the article is terrifying. But reading that the dude who invented it got modeling work does wonders for my self esteem because he isn't doing anywhere near the planks I am based on his picture

    and hopefully more cities ban the use of it
     
  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    Humor doesn't follow the construct of time.
     
  21. racer

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    Tell that to Chef Goldblum
     
  22. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    what
     
  23. bertwing

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    No shawn we don’t
     
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  24. teel

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    Today’s mood

     
  25. pearl

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    Who you talking to? :roll:

     
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  26. 941Gator

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    might have to call in sick today

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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Those weren’t ever funny.
     
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  28. Josey Wales

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    Watching Get Up on espn, and this show pretty much sucks. Orlovsky has a strange cadence and no charisma, and it’s surprising Bart Scott works radio, because I don’t feel like his points are very concise.
     
  29. TC

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    ...pretty much?
     
  30. TC

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    Can’t stand people that put “squeeeee!”
     
  31. Truman

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    What's not funny about using babies as bowling balls??!? LMAO!!!!
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Real awkward finding yourself amongst people that think certain things are funny and you don't think they're funny at all. Once in HS was hanging out with a group of guys who all thought those dead baby jokes were hilarious, wanting to introduce them to me for the first time so I could also enjoy.

    Was not an enjoyable experience for anyone when I was like, no, that's not funny and you should all feel bad about yourselves.
     
  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Reading all this shit going on in Virginia, I feel like I chose the perfect day to delete my Facebook.
     
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  34. Nandor the Relentless

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    That’s a matter of opinion
     
  35. Truman

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    Ok Shawn... lets hear this awesome dead baby joke. Lets see what the fuss is about
     
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  36. Nandor the Relentless

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    I didn’t have any specific ones in mind when I posed the question. Was just wondering if any others on here liked them
     
  37. Truman

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    [​IMG]
     
  38. pearl

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  39. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Only good thing about working today is traffic and parking lot were sparsely populated
     
  40. Truman

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    Im reading this book on the big case that crippled the modern Chicago Mob in the early 2000s. They were responsible for Joe_Pesci 's death in Casino. That murder had gone unsolved until this trial.
     
  41. THEBLUERAIDER

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    What is it called?
     
  42. Truman

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    Family Secrets, by Jeff Coen.
     
  43. 941Gator

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    assuming you mean Calabrese family

     
  44. TC

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    What happens when you put a dead baby in a microwave.

    Idk I was too busy jacking off
     
  45. Truman

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    Yes.
     
  46. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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  47. pearl

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  48. racer

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    1
     
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  49. REGGNECK

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    Bruce Leroy
     
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