Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Tex

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    She wouldn’t allow it :(

    We’ve got an outdoor area set up. Cajun food and open bar. Just close family and friends.

    I’m excited.
     
  2. Fire Jimbob

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    I didnt get my invitation
     
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  3. DUCKMOUTH

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    “Honey, don’t forget dump from the internet. E invite will he fine so we can save on postage”
     
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  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    does she like Bon Iver?
     
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  5. Tex

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    Oh. It’s in the mail.

    devine will be there.

    Hoss Bonaventure cancelled :(
     
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  6. Tex

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    Don't think she knows Bon Iver
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    awesome
     
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  8. devine

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    Should I wear my wvu mask or is it poor form to look more handsome than the groom
     
  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Babies are hard. They should have some way of letting people know how hard they are to deal with before they have them.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Willpépé did you have those ribs removed or something?
     
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  11. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    best decision I ever made.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Your poor wife and kids, they’re never gonna see you again
     
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  13. Jc6

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    I’m not a huge fan of fast food, but my wife just brought me a Pub burger from Wendy’s and it is fantastic. I’m wasn’t expecting much so it was a pleasant surprise.
     
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  14. 1 other person

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    A good Wendy’s outpaces any of the other fast food spots
     
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  15. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I love afternoons when Star Wars marathon is running on TNT
     
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  16. Nandor the Relentless

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    Team Arby's
     
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  17. 1 other person

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    They actually have okay gyros now but Arby’s and Wendy’s are different vibes
     
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  18. Nandor the Relentless

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    It's probably one of the worst things I can ever put in my body but I love that cheese sauce on them beef and cheddar's.
     
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  19. Tex

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    I’m drunk
     
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  20. infected donkey

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    Been there for a few hours now.
     
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  21. pearl

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  22. Truman

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    I can’t fathom knowing my great great great grandparent.
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Anyone else have an issue with the Spotify mobile app where the first time you play music each day the shuffle feature is automatically turned on??

    And why the hell doesn't it hold your scroll place? Like Thee Oh Sees have so many songs. I choose one to play and my screen locks. I go back to their song list and it takes me all the way to the damn top instead of right at the last song

    Incredibly annoying. A Google search tells me the scroll issue is actually a "feature" that Spotify implemented. Which is so stupid
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    Wife had to call paramedics for me today. Upper chest felt a bit tight and all of a sudden I couldn't catch my breath.

    I think I was just severely dehydrated since every test they did was normal, but it was a scary 5-10 minutes.
     
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  25. Truman

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  26. Truman

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    Glad youre ok. that is scary
     
  27. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Any anxiety history? Not actually a rare thing these days, most especially this year.
     
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  28. racer

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    Hank Scorpio
    Happened to my dad last year. He had no idea and thought it was a heart attack as well.
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    No, not really. I was literally doing a mindless activity.

    I drank way too much yesterday and then did an hour of cardio this morning. Symptoms started when I got up from the couch to go to the kitchen.
     
  30. The King of Burgers

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    Hope you feel better dude.
     
  31. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    So it sounds like your visit to the ER was inconclusive then or did they just rule it dehydration?
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    I didn't let them take me to the ER. BP, blood sugar, Oxygen, and pulse were normal and I was starting to feel a little better after a few minutes of them being there.
     
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  33. CoastalOrange

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    Random question- anyone on here do much snorkeling? I've enjoyed it when I've done it but would like to get my own gear (excluding the fins) and have no idea where to start looking or what websites are legit or trustworthy with their advice. Any advice on decentbrands, set-ups, places to start doing research?
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    I have never done it. Thanks for asking.
     
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  35. One Two

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    So I wake up this morning to my alarm going off at 6am and in my brain fog am trying to figure out why I set my alarm so early for Labor Day. I then remember that I had a dream where I went into the office the following day to print something in a t shirt and everyone else was there like Labor Day wasn’t a day off. I asked a work friend what was going on and they said something to the extent of “oh yeah, we’ve always come in on Labor Day.” I then vaguely remembered waking up and setting my alarm for 6am “just in case.” Yes, ranch waters were involved last night, and yes the work stress is real.
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Snorkeling seems like a pretty straightforward hobby. I would probably just get something on Amazon that was highly rated with a lot of reviews and not put much more thought in to it.
     
  37. SugarShaun

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    Amazon just gives shit to people in exchange for them giving it a high rating so that’s not always the best thing to do
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Wow I'd wish they'd reward me for the reviews I've left
     
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  39. Simon Templar

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    We dive but I’d find a local dive shop. Face fit for a mask is soemthing you need to try on and they will help you. They’ll have options for snorkels too.
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    I know a guy who’s wife does it. I don’t know how it got started but he said she gets multiple packages a week of free stuff that she has to leave 5 star reviews.

    Wait, fuck. This dude’s wife is just ordering a bunch of shit and lying to him isn’t she?
     
  41. kinghill

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    Wow. Had to do the math. 6 generations, avg 17 years apart, maybe they look something like this:

    101
    84
    67
    50
    33
    16
     
  42. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    That family is hella fertile.
     
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  43. ANTWONE

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    The oldest lady was more spry than her daughter
     
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  44. pearl

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  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    Had that happen once when I had the flu. Doctor said I had acid reflux disease and I was having an extremely bad flare up. Took over a week for the residual pain to go away. I imagine the damage it did must have been horrifying to see on the X-rays.

    I was home on Christmas break and had my parents rush me to the ER. Legitimately thought I was dying.
     
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  46. Celemo

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    had a dream last night I was back in high school as a senior at a new school...soon my 46 year old conscious started seeping in to the dream and it kinda morphed into an Adam Sandler-esque movie plot where I was a 46 year old high school senior who had to go back to school for one credit due to a clerical mistake almost 30 years earlier. Woke up in a cold sweat.
     
  47. BudKilmer

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  48. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Welp nevermind, at ER now, lol.
     
  49. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    That family is hella slutty.
     
  50. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    :ohdear: