Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Lipp the Gay Liberal

    Lipp the Gay Liberal Spartan Dawg
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    “Slutty”? What’s wrong with liking to fuck, you puritanical douchebag?
     
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  2. roggins

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    They can't seem to break the cycle of having kids in their mid teens. If there was only a way to stop it.
     
  3. TC

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    Nothing like a strong IPA and some high definition sports
     
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  4. The Banks

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    I was gonna tag our resident plank king but saw cornelius already liked the post.
     
  5. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  6. DUCKMOUTH

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  7. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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    Sometimes I wake up with a list of things to do in my head , and do 0 of said list ....
     
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  8. NP13

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    That's me every weekend.
     
  9. Celemo

    Celemo Frogs Are Bitches
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    if I had a dollar for every time Mrs. Celemo says to me that she has so much stuff she wants to do today and then proceeds to sit on the couch and watch Netflix for 6 hours...
     
  10. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I just spent $219 on a toothbrush because I have to get a root canal and never want this to happen again.
     
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  11. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    100% carpenter, 0% tool.
     
  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    This carpenter is really bad with flossing.
     
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  13. Cornelius Suttree

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    They get you so numbed up it's actually kinda cool IMO
     
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  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    Root canals really aren’t that bad unless you are in a lot of pain. The bill does suck ass though.
     
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  15. Nandor the Relentless

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    While mostly true, I’ve had far less dental problems since switching to a Sonicare than I did when I used a manual toothbrush.
     
  16. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Last week it was terrible and I was popping ibuprofen all week long. It feels a lot better this week and I was holding out hope maybe it was just a bad cavity, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Fortunately there are a few endo places my insurance covers 100 percent so I’m gonna drive the extra 45 minutes to go there rather than paying whatever the hell it’d cost otherwise.
     
  17. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    Yep. Night and day for me. #teambraunoralb
     
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  18. Pelican

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  19. Truman

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    Why do bugs almost always bite my ankles? So itchy !
     
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  20. TC

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    Shut up pillow biter
     
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  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Anyone got that Sonicare that has a Waterpik built into the tooth brush?
     
  22. bigred77

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    [​IMG]
     
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  23. NP13

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    :cerealkiller:

    Haven't used the waterpik yet though.
     
  24. Truman

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    Im a ctiy boi. no lawns for me
     
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  25. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    It saved me from gum issues as I get older. I did a horrible job with a regular toothbrush. Hygienist would tell me where I was missing during checkups, and I'd make sure I 'brushed my gums' more in those areas.
     
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  26. TC

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    When you put a Lance cracker in your mouth and take a swig of water and feel it get all mushy

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    :babyneedabottle:
     
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  28. racer

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    2020 might be the year that does in never forgetting 9/11. It seems that there are significantly fewer articles, posts, shares, etc about it. It took 3 hours for me to realize the date.
     
  29. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Alice in Chains Unplugged >> Nirvana Unplugged
     
  30. TC

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    State your case. Nirvana takes it for me bc of the iconic mix of covers
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    Down in a Hole for one

     
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  32. TC

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    Sludge Factory is the biggest standout for me
     
  33. Daddy Rabbit

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    Just Layne in general.



    We face the path of time
    And yet I fight
    And yet I fight
    This battle all alone
    No one to cry to
    No place to call home
     
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  34. TC

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    The guitarist in me can’t like that version over the original because of the guitar solo. Jerry’s electric solo is just masterful
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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    Although this is one of the best covers

     
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  36. TC

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    I recently looked up the Bowie version for the first time. It’s good too, but Kurt took it to another level. Same as all the covers on there. None of those Meat Puppet songs was as good as the Nirvana Unplugged versions IMO
     
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  37. Daddy Rabbit

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    We need more MTV Unplugged with bands today

    Cage the Elephant did an unplugged show at the Ryman a couple years ago. I didn't go
     
  38. TC

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    Hootie and the Blowfish did theirs live from USC Horseshoe (our central quad area) :lovelove:
     
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  39. Emma

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    Would you take a COVID vaccine if it came out within the month-ish?
     
  40. NP13

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    Yes
     
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  41. TC

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    Anyone think when a vaccine comes out we get a dystopian thing where you have to carry a card showing you got it and present it to enter places?
     
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  42. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    Sure.
     
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  43. racer

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    I already have my official rights card that says I’m exempt from masking.
    [​IMG]
     
  44. Fire Jimbob

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    Yes
     
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  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Ah yes, a dystopian future
     
  46. Clown Baby

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  47. racer

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    She knows
     
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  48. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  49. racer

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    Happy 9/11!
     
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