Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. TC

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    Nice of him to extend well wishes even to the victims (losers)
     
  2. racer

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  3. Willpépé

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  4. marcus

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  5. Fire Jimbob

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    Jack Parkman how is it like being a non-Mormon living in Utah?
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    its a gorgeous place to live Joe

    why do u ask
     
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  7. Fire Jimbob

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    I always see pictures of how gorgeous it is but I also realize like 98% of the residents are some type of Mormon so I just wanted to know if it was too ostracizing to live there

    to me it seems a lot like Colorado
     
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  8. Emma

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    Was just about to move to just south of SLC. Think I regret not going.
     
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  9. Fire Jimbob

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    Think about the dog pics in the canyons tho
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    the Mormon stuff is overblown. It’s generational, but in my experience people under the age of 40 seem to be less than 50% practicing mormon now

    and those that are Mormon mostly are perfectly fine they just don’t drink or curse like a sailor. They are very friendly people. The hardcore ones don’t like to associate with people who aren’t like them which I don’t see how them wanting to live their lives that way would bother somebody
     
  11. Jack Parkman

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    where at
     
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  12. Fire Jimbob

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    Thank you sir

    you are a scholar and a gentleman
     
  13. Emma

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    Lehi :(
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Less than half in Salt Lake Country are LDS. Utah is a beautiful state and the Mormon thing is overblown.
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    Have a good buddy from SLC who made it seem like growing up there was a tale of two worlds, really. There's the Mormon half that had a lot of political power but the other half was basically more liberal than your average city as a sort of repudiation of the status quo. He was that 50%.
     
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    very nice town

    becoming a big tech area
     
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  17. Jack Parkman

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    they still do and will probably always have a lot of political power but SLC is very liberal. The further you get from SLC though..
     
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  18. Emma

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    I made a mistake then
     
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  19. Daddy Rabbit

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  20. Jack Parkman

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    It’s not too late my friend
     
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  21. BayouMafia

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    this has been my experience as well. When I used to go to SLC for work, most of the people in our operation there were non-Mormon and many were fully tatted and pierced. Fun place. Some excellent restaurants in SL as well.
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    Fully agree on the restaurants, very underrated
     
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  23. Willpépé

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    Posted before definitely the most beautiful state I've been to in the continental US. Been there quite a few times as well for business in SLC as well as passing through via car and almost crashing. One if the times I went there I got into town in time for a day game. It was SLC Bee's against someone else. Oscar Taveras was on the visiting team, RIP Oscar. Anyhow, it was a rare day game that I timed and coordinated my work around so I literally landed and drove straight to the park. I was on a mission at one point to get to every park that I could, minor or major league and I was able to hit a lot of them.

    So I get to the park for first pitch of the day game and the reason it was a day game was because it was the fucking local schools 6th grade field trip. It was loud as fuck and beyond obnoxious. I hung for about 5 innings and then hit to gift shop to get my customary hat and not sure what else. They were not serving beer so that ruled out more innings. In the process of waiting in line I took a fungo bat to the balls from one local 6th grader. It wasn't a glance either, it was a solid shot and you can guess my instant reaction. I gasped/yelled fuck around a bunch of kids and their handlers. I received dirty looks until I paid then I got the fuck out of there.

    Also went to a few micro brews and had some awesome food as well. Would go back again for sure.
     
  24. Jack Parkman

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    Across the street from the bees game is lucky 13, very popular burger spot
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    Utah is probably the coolest state to drive through. I haven't driven through Alaska or Hawaii though

    but god it's gorgeous
     
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  26. Owsley

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    Do yourself a favor and drive through Alaska at some point.
     
  27. Willpépé

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  28. bertwing

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    Could have legally sexed your teacher though. Should’ve stayed asleep
     
  29. Tiffin

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    I've run into females with condoms.
     
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  30. TheFreak55

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  31. Lucky24Seven

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  32. Corky Bucek

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    I went to the NCAA regional in SLC for the Auburn Kansas game last year. I was only there for about 24 hours and had great time. Took an early am flight from the LBC to SLC. Stayed kind of downtown and walked over to one of my favorite early breweries making awesome stouts, Epic Brewing. Walked back to DT and pregamed and bar hopped and met some other Auburn fans. Went to the game solo and this was the first year they allowed beer sales at the tourney. Had 4.2 craft beer and a bunch of it. I think I was the only one drinking in my whole section. Beer lines were max 2 people deep and the ice cream lines were insane. Auburn also curb stomped Kansas.
     
  33. SugarShaun

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  34. DriveByBBQ

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    leg hair?
     
  35. Cornelius Suttree

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    Free OnlyFans accounts? I hadn't been on there because screw paying to see naked women in this internet era. But I might be visiting that site later tonight with this knowledge
     
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  36. Tiffin

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  37. TheFreak55

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  38. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sounds like a good time. I’m a big fan of doing things like this alone. Most of the time you end up meeting some interesting people along the way.
     
  39. racer

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    Did you have a stroke, gubbs?
     
  40. The Banks

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    An amazing drive is Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC to Whitehorse, YT to Dawson City, YT to Fairbanks, AK through Denali to Anchorage, AK. Can give yourself a bonus and drive from Anchorage around the Kenai peninsula and back. The combo of scenery, wildlife, gold rush history is #100
     
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  41. Owsley

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    I did almost exactly this but started in Vancouver. Just incredible. One of my greatest life experiences.
     
  42. ANTWONE

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    You okay bud?
     
  43. Hank Scorpio

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    I think so. Blood work came back good, xrays good, BP, EKG, etc were all normal.

    I think the paramedic incident on Monday was due to severe dehydration from drinking all day Sunday and then doing an hour of intense cardio the next morning. I'm pretty sure I actually went in to a bit of shock.

    I was having some residual on Tuesday which made my Dr tell me to go to the ER. Had the 1st panic attack of my life on the way there and another once I was in the ER.
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    Crazy ending (despite the forward pass at 8 seconds)

     
  46. TC

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    I want to do this but start in California. With a convertible
     
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  47. teel

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  48. marcus

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    Not being able to admit when wrong.
     
  49. Jimmy the Saint

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    Fuck, man. Glad you’re ok. Maybe mix in a little Gatorade or pickle juice next time.
     
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