Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

I would hate to whiff this

 

Which is the better song?

 

Run Around IMO. Depends on who's playing it though, because if you don't have John Popper in the band your cover is gonna kinda suck

 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJPc3Sc7/

 

I thought that was going to be a cool wheelchair costume for a second, but nope.

 

just a kid DJ and baby disco ball on a motorized stage. I do enjoy when the wheelchair costumes come out. Some real creative stuff

 

Just picked a massive boog. Held it out and was admiring it before I wiped it into a tissue.

Before I could, my dog snatched it off my finger. He’s never done the before. He was very proud of himself then immediately slinked away because he thought he was in trouble.

It was pretty damn funny

 

It’s such a satisfying feeling to unleash a shit after having to hold it in for a while.

 

Not if holding it has ruined the structural integrity and made it messy.

 

Some people like to live...dangerously.

 

When you have a line of patients to deal with sometimes you got to do what you got to do

 

People fucking suck. Dierks and I are chilling on Lake Michigan while he swims. Family pulls up in the parking lot with 10+ large balloons, releases them and takes pictures as they float away to pollute some place they'll never see.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here picking up shotgun plugs and avoiding stepping on the thousands of ladybugs basking in the sun.

 

Wut

 

That’s a weird activity. Never heard of people purposely releasing balloons that wasn’t an event of some sort.

 

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is such a great movie.

 

Just step on the ladybugs man

 

This is a very Cornelius Suttree post, which I appreciate in his absence

 

@dairy queen

 

Have you ever lost 12 pounds and start buying a size down and now then start worrying

 

I used to think it was about a solider/spy named Tinker Taylor.

 

Introduced two of my sons to Borat this afternoon. It went well

 

No but I’ll buy stuff knowing it won’t fit now, but when I just lose the weight again it will. I literally have three quarter zips in a pile that fit that mold right now.

 

Very nice.

 

I’m saving my size 32 pants, I know I’ll need those again one day!

 

FYI, Spearhead's Red Beans and Rice would be my walk in song

 

So much work to do today, multiple projects, 3 meetings, etc.

Better sign on to TMB to read the updates and check all my fantasy football lineups.

 

My pea-sized brain does this shit all the time

 

Thanks for the reminder.

 

Birds aren't real. They are drones. Thus they are always on a mission. A spy mission

 

What if the Call of Duty zombie modes are really about a vet who comes home from a war, takes his kids trick or treating but a costume sets off his PTSD and really you’re mowing down innocent kids the whole time

 

Seriously with all the stupid remakes and sequels they have been making these days, why the fuck isn’t there a mighty ducks 4. Charlie Conway is now the new coach of district 5. I know Connie and guy were a thing, but who cares id rather see the captain tapping Connie.

 

There is a TV show coming out on Disney+

 

I want a movie dammit.

 

524135

 

413524

 

Same

 

I start my stars with 14 like a true madman

 

gf convinced me to try a "juice cleanse" with her today.

I have before me 6 bottles of juice totaling around 1400 calories which is to last me the entire day. That's all I consume plus water.

 

First of all, that star is upside down.

Given that, I’m a 413524

 

I did this for 3 days with the ex. It's brutal. I felt so bloated the entire time with all the liquid in me. Was constantly peeing all afternoon and didn't shit for around 4-5 days after starting it. Never again.

 

Perhaps I should let her know now that we'll be breaking up soon

 

Just reminded me of this:

 

I dont mind juicing as a one-off, but why eliminate the fiber if the idea is to clean out your system? Makes no sense

Grew an obscene amount of watermelon and cantaloupe this year. Got hit with a hard freeze on 9/8 and was just about all I ate for the rest of september. Felt amazing