Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    This is the only way.
     
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  2. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Tried some other ways this morning and shit just feels weird
     
  3. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    Getting gas is so much better with an app. Kum and Go’s (probably others too) app just has you enter your pump and activates it with your saved payment method. No swiping, pressing yes/no/continue 9 times, or entering rewards info.
     
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  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    I don’t get how someone who can barely hear if you are practically screaming at them from six feet away can manage to leave the house forgetting their hearing aids
     
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  5. Houndster

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  6. racer

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    People forget shit all the time. It’s not like glasses where you literally can’t see. If you are getting ready in relative quiet or silence by yourself it feels extremely easy to forget something like that.
     
  7. Dump

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  8. racer

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    Ok. I generally dislike this meme very much. This one, though. It’s good.
     
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  9. southside

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    Juice cleanses are dumb and have zero proven health benefits.
     
  10. beist

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    yep that one gets my seal of approval
     
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  11. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    yeah but what about the gram
     
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  12. Butthead

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    Do one of those salt-water cleanses if you're a real man
     
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  13. Capstone 88

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    If only the human body had a way to filter out toxins naturally. Alas, it doesn’t. So carrot and celery juice it is!!!
     
  14. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Thats just Rambo with more steps.
    Reverse of your order. 531425
     
  15. TC

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    Gotta build a sweat lodge cleanse. Alone taught me that
     
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  16. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Just got new hiking boots. Fit like a glove and feels like walking on clouds. I am in love.
     
  17. ARCO

    ARCO I'm too seasoned homie
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    Make/Model? I've got some Asolo's that I've used for backpacking the past decade that are kind of on their last legs.
     
  18. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Merrell MOAB 2 Vent Mids. They make a "waterproof" thats 30 dollars more but I've looked at them both in person and the only difference is coloring, far as I can tell. I really liked some of Colombia ones and they're cheaper too, but I've always worn Wides, and Colombia's wides were still a bit too snug on my feet.
     
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  19. Daddy Rabbit

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    I've had these boots for years now. I need new inserts. I do have the Gortex version. I love the Vibram soles .
     
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  20. kinghill

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    Agreed
     
  21. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    Cucumber cleanses are where it's really at.
     
  22. kinghill

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    Booking a flight is a real goddamn task these days for someone who doesn't travel often ain't it jesus christ

    Waiting for an email from United in a couple days for the next step
     
  23. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Some thing I’ll never understand is why I don’t just buy a cucumber and have that for like a lunch.
     
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  24. Weedlord420

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    Just eat a damn salad once in a while ffs
     
  25. spagett

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    Wtf
     
  26. Willpépé

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    When random thoughts truly are random.
     
  27. The Banks

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    Trying to think of the description of iPhone ear buds with a cord, and in a self deprecating/calling yourself poor meaningl because you don’t have/can’t afford air pods. Some comedian or political commentator used it a week or two ago.
     
  28. Boo MFer!

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  29. spagett

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    Guy is probably struttin like Pete Carroll after that
     
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  30. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    What next step is that?
     
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  31. Nandor the Relentless

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    Part of a conversation with a friend today
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    :doge:
     
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  32. mb711

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    Has this been posted yet, just so ridiculous.
     
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  33. Iron Mickey

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    tempted to watch but in the same room as my mom and idk if I can take the awkwardness
     
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  34. mb711

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    I'd say it's a must watch
     
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  35. TC

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    Jeez man, he doesn’t whip it out or anything
     
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  36. kinghill

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  37. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    We all know your mom got that WAP.
     
  38. Corky Bucek

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    Tulane has a guy named Phat on there football team.

    Edit add on: he has a twin brother named Deuce
     
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  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  40. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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  41. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Today was a good day. Sturgill simpson bluegrass on repeat, got an interview for a huge promotion scheduled, and now live streaming Jason Isbell's show.
     
  42. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Sharon Stone was so fucking hot in Basic Instinct.
     
  43. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I like to watch this from time to time:



    Saw a meme about how “this is what I’m like when someone new starts at work and I still laugh about that.

    *Found the redone version. Spencer was not available:

     
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  44. racer

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    How it started
    How it’s going
     
    #7995 racer, Oct 16, 2020
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  45. AlternativeFactsRule

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    The Village People were so openly sexual that seeing kids doing covers of any of their songs just comes across weird.
     
  46. Todd Bonzales

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    My mind goes to the goofy/ridiculousness aspect of the entire thing.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I don’t know how I’ve never seen this, but it’s incredible. Both the original and the remake.
     
  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I drink about 1.5 gallons of water per day. Welcome to my life.
     
  49. SugarShaun

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    This tweet has over 87k responses of people just looking to provide an uplifting response (at least from what I’ve seen)
     
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