Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    have done that before

    but like a normal person i just shave it off
     
  2. BamaNug

    BamaNug A lot of problems with you ppl
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    I like to color outside the lines
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci yello
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    My dad did that once when he was giving me a haircut when I was like 8. Instead of just shaving the whole thing he made an identical cut on the opposite side of my head. That week of school sucked
     
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  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I did this on Saturday, but I was high.
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Knock on wood if you are with me
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    You won’t get a second date cause I’m leaving town tonight.

    Good meeting you over a few beers.
     
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Leaving a damn gap in your beard like

    :yolo:


    :roll:
     
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  7. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I had my guard break off the end comb piece over the summer and ended up with a nice slice put right on my chin. Had to call the audible and rock the stache again for a few weeks.
     
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  8. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    leave the patch, but get your razor out, shave that shit all the way down, and get a dickbutt tattoo
     
  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    The choice is clear

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  10. TC

    TC #UofSC #SpursUp
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    I've dreamed about doing that before, but when I woke up my beard was intact :smug:
     
  11. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Go the Joe Dirt route
     
  12. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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  13. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Put a top hat on it
     
  14. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Packed in like rats as usual!
     
  15. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    He's obviously wrong

    Hth
     
  16. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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    Chair puncher is 100% wrong. Lady may be sort of rude, but fuck him.
     
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  17. Houndster

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    Just don’t be obnoxious. Both of those people suck.

    I feel uncomfortable reclining when someone’s behind me so I never do it, but if you’re a poor flying economy you have no right to complain.
     
  18. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    Not even a question; the shitbag punching the chair over and over.
     
  19. Degausser

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    She's inconsiderate. He's an insane person.
     
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  20. Corky Bucek

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    Didn’t we have a pretty big thread about seat reclining?

    Also, I am currently on a plane waiting to take off fwiw. Sitting in premium class because I don’t have enough money for 1st class :(
     
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  21. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    I don’t see how any airplane seat being reclined would bother you unless you are a circus freak ogre (anything taller than 6’4”).

    But I’m also not poor and generally get a seat in comfort plus.
     
  22. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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    All the wannabe humblebrags about not being in the cheapest class.

     
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  23. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    yeah manny didn’t grow up rich af or anything
     
  24. arrdub

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    Can’t even productively work on MS surface in most delta jets when ahole in front of you reclines

    Team he’s a psycho she’s a terrible person. No one wants to breath in your dandruff lady
     
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  25. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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    Have a flight tomorrow and I’m in first class AMA
     
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  26. teel

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    How is the moistness and temperature of the hot towels, report back tysm
     
  27. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    I never knew reclining a seat on a plane was taboo. I’ve never not reclined my seat, ever.
     
  28. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    There’s no debate that grinds my gears more than the seat reclining debate. If you complain about it, or even think it’s remotely inconsiderate, you’re an idiot.

    - they’re made to recline for a reason
    - you pay for your seat and the options that come with it
    - they barely even recline. I’m 6ft2 and have never been uncomfortable because of it, yet you read the arguments online and people make it seem like they’ll knee themselves in the nose after their plate of food goes flying like one of those bad infomercials.
     
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  29. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Traitor
     
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  30. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    When I was in college I had a pair of Wahl clippers that the guard would sit askew if you didn't put it on right. It would also subsequently pop off while you were using it. Was running a 1" through my hair and this happened and I made a pass with no guard... "Welp I guess I'm buzzing all my hair off"
     
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  31. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 she calls me Jewish cuz she knows the drip IsReal
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    cash app me a 20?
     
  32. TC

    TC #UofSC #SpursUp
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    The seat reclines like 2". Cry me a river
     
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  33. TC

    TC #UofSC #SpursUp
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    Currently blowing my mind: atoms are not alive, but all living things are made of atoms :blowup:
     
  34. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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    Trent is in for some shit when she finds the right phone number.
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  35. TC

    TC #UofSC #SpursUp
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    Lunch is at 12 but I be getting hungry as hell at 11 :ohdear:
     
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  36. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    How many dicks do you think Julia Child sucked in her lifetime? She was literally 6'2

     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    what in the wide world of fuck does her height have to do with the number of dicks she's sucked?
     
  38. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    I bet she was a gentle lover.
     
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  39. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    guy 1: have you seen the new girl in IT? she's pretty cute.
    guy 2: yeah, but she's 6'2" so you know she's sucked a fucking ton of dicks and probably has herpes.
    guy 1: man that's a fucking bummer. if only she were 6'1 and not such a whore.
     
  40. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  41. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    I would think the quantity of dicks sucked would be inversely correlated to height since there’s less distance from mouth to penis.
     
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  42. racer

    racer The biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen.
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    But you have to factor in the 69 symmetry that enables higher counts.
     
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  43. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Tweets and YouTube links not loading for anyone else on here lately? Been getting a lot of grey boxes with frowny faces in the middle of where a tweet or video would normally be .
     
  44. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    he just wants 3 of everything!
     
  45. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    How??? This is amazing


     
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  46. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    If this happened in a game or a live atmosphere, I’d be impressed. These guys probably spent a significant amount of time attempting this so they could post on Instagram which is pretty lame.
     
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  47. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Even if that’s on the 50th try it’s impressive as hell
     
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  48. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Keep your dick in a vise
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    More so if he hit him in the head the first 49 times.
     
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  49. Houndster

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    You must be a big DudePerfect guy

    These kids would be better off working on their ball handling and free throws
     
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