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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tiffin, Jan 1, 2020.
have done that before
but like a normal person i just shave it off
I like to color outside the lines
My dad did that once when he was giving me a haircut when I was like 8. Instead of just shaving the whole thing he made an identical cut on the opposite side of my head. That week of school sucked
I did this on Saturday, but I was high.
You won’t get a second date cause I’m leaving town tonight.
Good meeting you over a few beers.
Leaving a damn gap in your beard like
I had my guard break off the end comb piece over the summer and ended up with a nice slice put right on my chin. Had to call the audible and rock the stache again for a few weeks.
leave the patch, but get your razor out, shave that shit all the way down, and get a dickbutt tattoo
The choice is clear
I've dreamed about doing that before, but when I woke up my beard was intact
Go the Joe Dirt route
Put a top hat on it
Packed in like rats as usual!
He's obviously wrong
Chair puncher is 100% wrong. Lady may be sort of rude, but fuck him.
Just don’t be obnoxious. Both of those people suck.
I feel uncomfortable reclining when someone’s behind me so I never do it, but if you’re a poor flying economy you have no right to complain.
Not even a question; the shitbag punching the chair over and over.
She's inconsiderate. He's an insane person.
Didn’t we have a pretty big thread about seat reclining?
Also, I am currently on a plane waiting to take off fwiw. Sitting in premium class because I don’t have enough money for 1st class :(
I don’t see how any airplane seat being reclined would bother you unless you are a circus freak ogre (anything taller than 6’4”).
But I’m also not poor and generally get a seat in comfort plus.
All the wannabe humblebrags about not being in the cheapest class.
yeah manny didn’t grow up rich af or anything
Can’t even productively work on MS surface in most delta jets when ahole in front of you reclines
Team he’s a psycho she’s a terrible person. No one wants to breath in your dandruff lady
Have a flight tomorrow and I’m in first class AMA
How is the moistness and temperature of the hot towels, report back tysm
I never knew reclining a seat on a plane was taboo. I’ve never not reclined my seat, ever.
There’s no debate that grinds my gears more than the seat reclining debate. If you complain about it, or even think it’s remotely inconsiderate, you’re an idiot.
- they’re made to recline for a reason
- you pay for your seat and the options that come with it
- they barely even recline. I’m 6ft2 and have never been uncomfortable because of it, yet you read the arguments online and people make it seem like they’ll knee themselves in the nose after their plate of food goes flying like one of those bad infomercials.
When I was in college I had a pair of Wahl clippers that the guard would sit askew if you didn't put it on right. It would also subsequently pop off while you were using it. Was running a 1" through my hair and this happened and I made a pass with no guard... "Welp I guess I'm buzzing all my hair off"
cash app me a 20?
The seat reclines like 2". Cry me a river
Currently blowing my mind: atoms are not alive, but all living things are made of atoms
Trent is in for some shit when she finds the right phone number.
Lunch is at 12 but I be getting hungry as hell at 11
How many dicks do you think Julia Child sucked in her lifetime? She was literally 6'2
what in the wide world of fuck does her height have to do with the number of dicks she's sucked?
I bet she was a gentle lover.
guy 1: have you seen the new girl in IT? she's pretty cute.
guy 2: yeah, but she's 6'2" so you know she's sucked a fucking ton of dicks and probably has herpes.
guy 1: man that's a fucking bummer. if only she were 6'1 and not such a whore.
I would think the quantity of dicks sucked would be inversely correlated to height since there’s less distance from mouth to penis.
But you have to factor in the 69 symmetry that enables higher counts.
Tweets and YouTube links not loading for anyone else on here lately? Been getting a lot of grey boxes with frowny faces in the middle of where a tweet or video would normally be .
he just wants 3 of everything!
How??? This is amazing
If this happened in a game or a live atmosphere, I’d be impressed. These guys probably spent a significant amount of time attempting this so they could post on Instagram which is pretty lame.
Even if that’s on the 50th try it’s impressive as hell
More so if he hit him in the head the first 49 times.
You must be a big DudePerfect guy
These kids would be better off working on their ball handling and free throws