Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    As long as you don’t call it brinner.
     
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  2. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    100k? Lol that’s not even life changing money to live in hell
     
  3. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    Rewatching Scream right now, couple thoughts...

    whatever happened to Neve Campbell
    Rose McGowan’s rack is top shelf
    Lol Skeet Ulrich was a thing for a short while
    Jamie Kennedy & Matt Lillard steal most of the scenes
     
  4. Degausser

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    I've always loved the Scream series. Such fun slasher flicks.
     
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  5. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Sucks how Lillard just kind of fell off and became a bit actor.
     
  6. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    I've found it to be perfect background while I'm feeding my phone addiction.

    Rerun last night clearly showed a K9 unit make a false hit with his dog. No drugs were found.
     
  7. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee Rock that Scoober
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    Ja Rule looks like a black version of Kenny Chesney, or the other way around
     
  8. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    Looks like he has really nailed down that Shaggy role from Scooby Doo though.
     
  9. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Emmanuel Goldstein his best part and movie.
     
  10. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    DCIAP bit wait until the very end

     
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  11. Toast

    Toast I watch you sleep.
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  12. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    Why is it that whenever I want to search for pictures of a famous, attractive woman, one of the top 5-10 suggested searches always has to do with feet. There seems to be a whole lot of people on this earth with foot fetishes.
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    It’s based on your prior search history you Rex Ryan wannabe
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    pearl
     
  15. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    It’s the most common fetish
     
  16. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    Set myself up for that but do not get off on feet
     
  17. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    I mean I just tested your theory and feet do not come up on three people I searched.
     
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  18. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I thoroughly enjoyed this

     
  19. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Corn? How did that get on my bag?

    Could not breathe.
     
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  20. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    I could watch news bloopers all day
     
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  21. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Just got my earwax cleaned from both ears. Seems like a scam, I could have definitely made a similar apparatus at home. That said, this morning my right ear went completely blocked after multiple attempts of cleaning and flushing.

    Here's what came out of one ear, almost the same amount out of the other. Bad pic, but it was gross.

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  22. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Why did I open that spoiler?
     
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  23. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    I wish I had gotten a clearer picture, because the glob of earwax was quite substantial. The pic looks like one of those turds that didn't flush completely
     
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  24. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    How often do you normally clean out your ears?
     
  25. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Basically never. I haven't used q tips since I was a teenager and learned you shouldn't. I've never used drops for regular maintenance cleanings, but I will now.
     
  26. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    I clean mine out every other day with Q tips and have never had any ear problems other than an ear infection, but haven’t had one of those in over a decade. Do it regularly because headphone usage increases wax production and I use headphones every day at work now.
     
  27. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Been way, way more gassy today than normal. Peculiar.

    Subscribe for more content like this.
     
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  28. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion Well-Known Member
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    The world would be a better place without motorcycles.

    Scooters can stay for those who use them for cost savings. Fuck everyone who has a crotch rocket or harley. We're supposed to be on lock down but the dumb ass wannabe biker gangs are still driving around revving their engines. I hope they all crash and then all get corona.
     
  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Clearly you haven’t interacted with many scooters
     
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  30. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Looks like a Amish dude who won the lottery during Rumspringa.
     
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  31. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    He looks like he just found out that his son Ishmael helped Brother Roy with the drinking and gambling and Sister Claudia to stop being such a whore
     
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  32. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    basically everything is good kirkland brand but impulse bought some praline pecans today

    high recommend

    they also had store made butter chicken, curious if anyones had it
     
  33. Josey Wales

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    If you were an ice cream flavor...
     
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  34. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Coffee Heath Toffee
     
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  35. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode dankest memes around
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  36. Pharm

    Pharm Right Handed
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    They just announced they are building a publix right next door of our subdivision. The one that was 4 miles away was just too far. Now blessed with one about .25 miles away and a golf cart ride away.
     
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  37. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    :roll:
     
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Is that anything like schmaltz?
     
  39. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    Well I'm officially temporarily laid off until May 1. At that point I'll either be back to full-time or starting part-time and transitioning back into full-time work. Or at least that's what the current plan is.
     
  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Can you get your old job back?
     
  41. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    Yeah I'm not going back to that job while Coronavirus is going around. One of my roommates has cancer. I'll just apply for unemployment. I've got enough money saved that I can easily last for a month even without unemployment.
     
  42. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  43. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    On the bright side, this will be the first time since Christmas Break 2018 since I’ve had more than three days off in a row. Will be nice to be able to get away even if it isn’t paid.
     
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  44. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    This sentence really describes the plight of the American worker.

    good for you for finding the positive. Kinda like a sabbatical. Too bad no sports though
     
  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    we can only hope for a day when the Library of Congress adds Death's album Human to its archive
     
  46. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Crocodile Hunter marathons on animal planet this week have made working from home so much better. Brings back some serious nostalgia and makes me realize how much I miss Steve.
     
  47. Nandor the Relentless

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    I’ve got more shit than I can ever imagine being able to watch between Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. Also have hundreds of books and comic books I’ve downloaded.

    More time with the kitties won’t be such a bad thing either.

    I’m just glad it’s only technically a furlough instead of being laid off. Took me over a year to get a decent job after I quit my college athletics job. Benefits are pretty poor but the pay is pretty nice, so it balances out.

    Once I hopefully get reestablished I’m going to take advantage of this work from home thing that has been going on in our company recently and see if I can have at least one day a week where I work from home since my job is 99.9% computer oriented. The other .1% requires human interaction and that can be done online or can wait until I return to the office. I sometimes have slow days where I’m wasting time just to put in the office hours, so if I can plan out them slow days for Friday’s I can just get the work done early and be done with work for the day.
     
    #2447 Nandor the Relentless, Mar 26, 2020
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  48. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    Anyone know anything about unemployment? I entered in my three employers in the last 18 months. The one I just got furloughed from I’ve worked there for less than 30 days and less than 240 hours since I started it on March 2. I selected it as my last employer because it is actually my last employer. However, it keeps automatically selecting the employer before that job as my last employer. Does working for less than 30 days or 240 hours disqualify a position as the last employer?

    I’m in Virginia if that makes any difference
     
  49. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  50. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee Rock that Scoober
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    So a $600 Venmo transfer to my bank disappeared today, and customer service from both are blaming it on the other. Fuck this shit.
     
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