Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2020

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Austin Powers is a tremendously funny movie for a ton of reasons but this might be my favorite throwaway bit:

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  2. Dump

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    you would like something involving a penis
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    What? That sort of thing’s not my bag, baby
     
  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    I switched to Brave Browser, a Chromium based browser that works with all the Chrome extensions I have, and it's so much better for TMB than Chrome on the computer. Everything on this site loads faster and the embedded posts from Twitter and whatnot have no issue showing up correctly.
     
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  5. Nandor the Relentless

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    I take that back, I just had a tweet not load correctly. Still faster loading stuff though.
     
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  6. racer

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    This chick is in her mid-40s, divorced, and has a bunch of older pervs that drool over her in comments. Pretends it’s creepy, but actually loves the attention.
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  8. ohhaithur

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    just watched the whole season
     
  9. ANTWONE

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    Just finished High Fidelity - good movie
     
  10. ANTWONE

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    Saw this last night and the parents claimed the boy was abducted by “two black men in a SUV”. Looks like the parents killed him and then put out a fake amber alert.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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  12. CoastalOrange

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    Would you say he is also a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth?
     
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  13. dallasdawg

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  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    If you donated enough money to a place to have naming rights to something (building, scholarship, room, etc.), would you name it after yourself?
     
  15. ANTWONE

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    Yes because I have a funny last name and it’d be entertaining to have a school named after me
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    I donated a bunch of money to George Mason to have them name their law school after my hero, Antonin Scalia, but a bunch of cretins started calling it ASS Law, so next time I’d probably just name it after myself
     
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  17. Jimmy the Saint

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    Got to "leave" work early at 2 PM. Enjoying a little Jameson Cold Brew in my afternoon cold brew. Very nice start to the long weekend.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    I’m an all-day coffee drinker and my last cup of the day now features a little Baileys
     
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  19. Celemo

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    dukebuckeye is a low key great follow on Twitter, his responses to other tweets makes me chuckle audibly more often than not
     
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  20. Tiffin

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    Just popped a passion fruit hazy ipa, about to take car bombs with the boyz on houseparty. Gonna be a good night.
     
  21. dukebuckeye

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    <3
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    I have a firmly held belief that Tom Morello is a top 5 guitarist of all-time
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Geico has been making good commercials for about as long as I can remember

    This Ratt "Round and Round" one is so good
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    It makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    I laugh every time and also think of the Nebraska poster that likes buttrock, but I can't tag him cause he has a hard name to tag.
     
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  26. Daddy Rabbit

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    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ
     
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  27. Toast

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  28. Corky Bucek

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  29. bertwing

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  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    The fight scenes in Bloodsport are so bad
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    9th grade English we were assigned extra credit if we brought in something that referenced Romeo & Juliet while we were on the topic.

    Made the class listen to Round and Round circa 2001.
     
  32. Daddy Rabbit

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    Loved that movie so much as a kid. Seemed like it played once a week on TBS after the Braves.

    Watched it the other night. So damn cheesy.
     
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  33. LookslikeUofI

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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    love the way they use one of my favorite songs in the film. Dry the Rain is such a great song

     
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  35. Fudd Redford

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    You know that awful feel when you take a shit in a small bathroom and you spray aerosol air freshener and it inevitably rains down on you carrying noxious shit fumes? I do not like that feel
     
  36. dallasdawg

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    lol at not using poopourri
     
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  37. Simon Templar

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    You can doo doo spray prior and you don’t have those issues.
     
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  38. Fudd Redford

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    I wish I lived in your world where every shit I took was in my own bathroom where I was the authoritarian dictator and had absolute power over the decisions of what odor elimination method I employed!
     
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  39. dallasdawg

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    relax my guy, we've all been in the trenches before
     
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  40. Tiffin

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    I made the whipped coffee from tiktok/instagram. I have to imagine this is the best way you can prepare instant coffee. Which isn't saying much, but it's not bad.
     
  41. Gin Buckets

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  42. Jimmy the Saint

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  43. spagett

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    Tried watching Screwed... how can a movie with Dave Chappelle and Norm McDonald be so bad?

    Turned it off after about 20 minutes. There wasn't a funny scene.
     
  44. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    Sounds like UncleJesse
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    Absolutely losing it at this tweet and the account

     
  46. pearl

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  47. ANTWONE

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