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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Jan 1, 2022.
I no joke had this question on an in-person application for a PE job.
I can spell it better than I can pronounce it
Almost 2 months ago I was driving home from a concert weekend in Dallas back to austin.
Our Dallas friends hosted us when we were there. driving back, it was me, a guy and a girl (they're a couple).
I made the idiotic decision to go as low as 20 mi left in the tank because I was really trying to get to Buccees and their heavenly gas stations. You can drive in at any given time and see at least 10% the population of texas at the pumps, the snack bar, bathrooms, shopping etc
We literally get off on the exit ramp, about 200 ft from buccees when I feel my car shudder and stop responding to the gas pedal.....
Car: Shudders and stops
I try and start the car up again 4-5 times, nothing.
Couple in the car:
I left the car there, decided the problem was gas and I didnt need a mechanic, turned the hazard lights on, walked to bucces, bought a gas can (they got everything), filled it, came back, filled the car right there in the emergency lane, aaaaaaaand....
Car: (starts up again)
The girl was breathing into a bag / reciting hail marys at this point, she doesnt handle stress very well
200 ft i'd have pushed that shit
but bucees is awesome so i understand
This is amazing. Like Hank Hill with OCD
No! I gotta draw the line somewhere.
Wish reels would embed. This is a video of the very first time Elvis was ever on stage. Pretty amazing.
You know I love you and only do it out of love but don’t make me introduce you to the back of my hand
Only the one that ain't pierced.
Side note: banged a girl a few times that had her clit and one nipple pierced. Fun times. But I was like if you got all that done, why not both nipples.
She said it hurt.
There is a lot of incorrect information about modern vehicles and internal combustion engines recently ITT.
Good story though hood b. goode
I would have totally made that guy help me push the car into bucees, iirc there isn't much of a hill near that bucees so it wouldn't have been too hard
I get the same vibe when the indicator for low tire pressure is activated.
I got caught in one once. I had a super shitty night at work so I ordered a bunch of food at McDonald’s to gorge myself. Like I think it was 2-3 sandwich combos and hot cakes with sausage platter. I was wearing my scrubs so I just thought someone saw a nurse in line and was trying to do something nice for me(it happens occasionally). Had the window person even mentioned it was a chain I probably would have obliged. Instead I just waved thank you to the car in front of me.
I’m not paying that shit either fuck that
I’m watching the longest yard. just realized Burt is wearing a watch. Didn’t realize inmates could wear 10k watches.
Re-watching Road Trip on Netflix for the first time in a decade. DJ Qualls dad Fred Ward looks like a dead ringer dad of Jon Bernthal
All this gas talk reminds me of this guy:
That puts the Starbucks workers in a weird position and also shits on the entire concept of the movie
I'll pay forward some road rage if you try to stick me with your $46 Starbucks order though
I’m curious if word was out and someone was trying to take advantage or if they had a legit office coffee run or something to get them a $46 bill.
Maybe it was all bullshit to get people to look at his tiktok channel
I bet that gas can cost you $30.
if it has a grinning beaver on it, totally worth it!
I’ve been told that it’s a huge pain and hassle for the workers when customers do that at Starbucks
I think I laughed the most at this part
"Wanna do something nice, how about leave a tip? Oh, that's not performative enough?"
Stetson Bennett after a few rough nfl seasons
If it was 200 ft and the car was moving you could put it into neutral and let your momentum take you there.
Also, every gas station sells gas cans (at a huge markup, because supply and demand).
Not what you want to see when you get out of your car, two meese, a cow and a calf.
Is we should start a substack the new we should start a podcast?
I don't know, I always wanted to start a podcast, no idea what to talk about.
same...and the more I think about it, I'd much rather be a co-host than soloman3000
I know what to talk about, but I don't want to start a podcast.
I talk all day. No interest in a podcast
Start a TMB podcast, discussing current events through the lens of TMB
In surgery we have a bunch of female staff in their mid to late 20s, Anytime a movie quote drops, it goes completely over their head...had the idea of getting two or three of them on a podcast called "Movies We Should've Seen By Now" and have them watch various flicks & discuss their interpretation of what they saw.
their fathers failed them
Just tried the trader joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups.
Oh my god, these things are gonna fucking kill me
Yeah, I don’t buy these any more. Zero self control.
I like their Chocolate Coconut Almonds
These are great too. My after dinner go to is now these
They’re the shit. They have a hot sauce with black truffles that is almost drinkable. Need to toss some wings in it.
I need those honey mints inside me
The summaries you do with your kids watching movies could kill as a podcast
This was like 5 years but one of my employees (~18) was listening to OutKast’s Hey Ya on the radio. When “shake it like a Polaroid picture” came up she did some sort of hula hoop gesture. I joking said what the hell is wrong with you. Then realized she had no idea what a Polaroid was.
counterpoint: I'd be stoked to see a moose or two