Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

They used to have them at all KFC I believe? I would eat the hell out of them when I was a young Tex in east Texas many years ago.

 

NGL, this set the tone for a good day.

 

1-800-eat-shit

 

My teeth are sensitive to the cold

 

I too prefer room temp water

 

it’s the preferred water temp for people with room temp IQs

 

Any of you have Bind (United Healthcare network) for health insurance? Any good?

 

I've had United in the past, and it sucked. That's all I can give you.

 

Maybe you should start drinking it room temp, perhaps it will help raise your IQ a few points!

 

Not that I condone it, but asides from water and red wine, what other beverage(s) is acceptable to drink at room temp

 

Might have to start a bit where people offer me a beer and I ask if it’s cold and when they say yeah, I say oh no thanks

 

Whiskey. Mountain Dew Southern Shock.

 

Mixed together?

 

Mylanta

 

I prefer it cold, but end up drinking a lot of warmish Gatorade zero. It's fine.

 

Id give this a 6.5. Not my favorite dish but a good lunch special to have every few months.

Had some Nashville hot fried chicken skins that were nuts.

 

love Nashville hot chicken

 

My damn chicken liver photo finally posted.

Brioche toast, stuffed with chicken liver and topped with shaved truffle

 

That looks like something I throw together when I’m almost out of food.

 

This looks disgusting

 

I got blunt shavings on my Rorschach test

 

Some damn savages on this board - that's truffle shavings and a popular dish at a Michelin star restaurant.

To each their own.

 

Cum

 

i've eaten at a few michelin starred restaurants in la, that still looks gross

 

I’m sure it’s delicious but it doesn’t change the fact that it looks lazy as fuck.

 

The most common way according to the cdc to contract monkeypox is male homosexual intercourse.

The more you know!

 

That brioche is hardly toasted, Eathan

 

Yea read an article on this. Apparently it generally begins as bumps in and around the anus.

 

Yes. Our global infection prevention marketer put out a piece on monkeypox and she got all sorts of internal backlash for quoting the cdc transmission and guidelines.

 

Sounds like a pain in the ass

 

Looks like some hick line cook spilled their beef jerky chew on your sandwich and they were like fuck it, parsley and send it out.

 

I already knew this

 

Got this creepy ass voicemail. Edited out my name where it says "Is this ____?"

 

oh no, your phone is haunted. i think i know of a pawn shop that will buy such things

 

That’s a thing where parents have ‘Santa’ call their kids in place of going to see them during Covid. Your parents took you to virtually see Santa.

 

Truffle is the most overrated thing ever

 

ya know what really grinds my gears?

sidewalks covered 25-50% by hedges
don't even get me started when the damn thing is 75%+ covered

destroy all hedges

 

Anybody fuck with these? I'm sure I'm late but they're awesome

 

Butthead did you try these back in Korea?

 

no but i tried your mom back in korea

 

So I asked my mom after reading this, she said the VM was creepy so I'm going to go with no.

 

#Georgia Bulldogs

 

That’s 100% what the voicemail was. Just a matter of how they got your number.

 

When we moved into our house the Arbor Vitae covered 75% of the front walkway. We trimmed them back and it looked weird, so we killed them, cut them down and dug out the stumps. There was nothing else we could do. Planted boxwoods this spring.