Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Could be a psyop
     
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  2. Butthead

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    Fireworks Guy is the absolute WOAT

    let it rip on 4th of july, new years, etc. cats and dogs hate that shit obviously so i don't love it even on those dates but it's at least understandable.

    i hope the Guy who shoots off a random mortar at 11:30pm on June 29th gets eaten by a pack of wild dogs
     
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  3. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    In my town, fireworks guy lives next door to chicken lady. Holy shit do those two hate each other.
     
  4. bhrangerfan0809

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  5. Clown Baby

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    I know how this ends. Heard it in a Springsteen song.
     
  6. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    obviously i know what you're talking about but maybe some people don't
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night
    And they blew up his house too

    -Bruce Springsteen
    -The Band
    -Clown Baby
     
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  8. Cornelius Suttree

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  9. Clown Baby

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    The surgery went well btw
     
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  10. Gunners

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    I only have I think an iphone7 because it's perfectly fine for me and I don't want a mini-computer in my pocket. That's not really my point but I have no idea how to like texts with this phone and it seems to offend people who like my texts and I never reciprocate it.

    Why tf I gotta like texts or do texts have to have likes.

    Thanks for listening.
     
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  11. The Blackfish

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    So you can acknowledge a text without having to actually respond to it.
     
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  12. Gunners

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  13. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Here’s an idea.

    Type the words:
    Gunners liked, “<whatever they sent you>”
    Then tap and hold so you can select “Send as Text Message” so it sends a green message instead of blue.
    That way everyone will assume you’re poor instead of rude.
     
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  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don’t remember when the 7 came out but you already have a computer in your pocket. You’re just purposefully using an outdated one.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    since the 1 came out probably before that we’ve had a “computer” in our pockets
     
  16. shawnoc

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    I remember a service call with my first iPhone (a 3 iirc) and the Genius Bar dude kept insisting that I refer to it as a “mini computer with phone capabilities”.
    “Hey dude, my phone isn’t working”
    “You mean the phone function on your minicomputer isn’t working”
    “Yeah, whatever”
     
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  17. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I think I make double what my sister makes but we never really do group gifts. I think she spends more at the major holidays on gifts, but I usually spend more on the year total.
     
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  18. All_Luck

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  19. wes tegg

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    Unless you haven’t updated it in like 5 years, you can like texts. Just hold your finger on the text until the bubble pops up and then select the thumbs up.
     
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  20. BudKilmer

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    This might be the greatest meal in Cinema history
     
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  21. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I love it. Let’s me respond without actually saying anything.
     
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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I’ve got a laptop in my back pocket.

    Made a fat knot from that rap profit.
     
  23. jbr

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    Mila Kunis from Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the GOAT

    Not even debatable
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    she is beyond gorgeous in that movie. IDK what it was but she was radiant.
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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  27. Degausser

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    Was also peak Kristen Bell imo
     
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  28. The Banks

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    What if you switched Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell’s roles?
     
  29. Degausser

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    Go on...
     
  30. SugarShaun

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    I’d watch that
     
  31. jbr

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    Kunis would stay a 10, but GOAT status is off the table. Her in those low cut hotel outfits is pure hhhnnngggg.

    Being the ‘attainable’ girl definitely takes her to 11 though.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    Kunis would still have looked better in that movie. I’ve met both irl and Bell was better looking. But Kunis in that movie was gorgeous.
     
  33. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i dont remember if it was in here where people didn't know what nimby meant but this was probably the first time I heard the term
     
  34. The Banks

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    More so would it bring Kunis down a skosh if she was the bitch that dropped what’s his face for the douchebag rather than the sweet hearted rebound girl.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Not to me but I’m assuming the lightning would be the same and she’d still look as good. If that makes sense. She just looks amazing in that movie. Her tan, her eyes everything about her in that movie was perfect.
     
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  36. jbr

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    She wouldn’t be wearing those hotel outfits
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    Honestly I’d have to watch it again and maybe her outfits had something to do with it. But, I remember thinking her tab and her eyes were like nothing I’d ever seen from her. It’s why she has sent more people to death row (in that movie) than bell has.
     
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  38. Degausser

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    I think she'd look ok in this too fwiw

    [​IMG]
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    they’d also have picked outfits and colors that worked with her more too.
     
  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Why would you call someone a "bottom?" Is that like saying he's an ass?
     
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  41. Degausser

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    A bottom is the receiver in male homosexual intercourse
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    this made me laugh so hard
     
  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I see. Inappropriate from the KFC employee.
     
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  45. Degausser

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    That is rapper Jack Harlow
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    im dying
     
  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm aware of Jack Harlow. I'm not familiar with his music but he was trending of Twitter a while back. People were using his success put down lil Dicky which I thought was bullshit.
     
  48. a.tramp

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    He’s on a roll boys, let him keep on going.
     
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