Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Clown Baby

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    This guy has obviously never heard of Jack Harlow, but long live Lil Dicky!
     
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  2. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Dave is one of my favorite shows.
     
  3. PaulKemp

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    It’s funny how good “fuck you hypocrite leftist” type arguments actually exist if you’re a right winger, but theyre mostly too incompetent to really poke at those gaps

    I’ll bend myself into a pretzel to defend golf
     
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  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    there is zero argument for "public" golf courses subsidized by the city/state governments

    obscene, the property tax that los angeles just gives away? insanity, immediately they're public campgrounds
     
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  5. PaulKemp

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    Yeah but I play golf
     
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  6. Lyrtch

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    drive to the burbs/rural and pay fair market value you son of a bitch
     
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  7. PaulKemp

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    Carlin’s rant was good. I can wax poetic about how hitting a tiny ball into a hole with crooked sticks is good for the soul and not inaccessible at its root. It’s just a game. Like any other. It can also be played in a dead pasture and be just as enjoyable imo

    I don’t have to see lush fairways cutting through Phoenix to have fun
     
  8. PaulKemp

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    Point was: I argue with them all the time. If they bring up my desire to play Shadow Creek in Las Vegas, it’d be a good gotcha is all
     
  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    At no point during the entire season of Monsters at Work did it occur to Tylor that he could have just went to Fear Co and been a scarer instead of working at Monsters Inc as a MIFT’r and trying to become a jokester.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Then move to Scotland and play like the hood Lord intended
     
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  11. TC

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    Yard work is very satisfying
     
  12. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    88 here in Little Rock. Heat index of 104
    Fucking miserable
     
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  13. Truman

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    Hood Lord would be a great name for a rapper
     
  14. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode stacking krabby patties
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  15. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    Just saw Everything Everywhere All At Once…you guys should see it too
     
  16. Truman

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    i spent the day painfully hungover and tried watching it. Couldn’t get through it. But that was mostly because I’m slow af today
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I can still sing every verse of Beck “Loser” and I think somehow that going to benefit me later in life.
     
  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I used to be a big buritto bowl guy but I've shunned them lately due to reduced carb intake. Think I'm going to have one today.
     
  19. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Isn’t the point of this to reduce carbs from the tortilla? Just eliminate the rice and go to town.
     
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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yea I really like rice and beans. Going to do the whole thing today.
     
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  21. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    a.tramp i remember you posting about being a bad boy and not renewing your tags for a long time. i just left the bad boy club and renewed mine due since february since we're leaving on a road trip this week and bae made me

    only a $30 late fee!
     
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  22. a.tramp

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    From experience, you have about 30 days for your head to stop being on a swivel. Also, you will still feel anxiety when seeing a cop for about 60-90 days. Although after about 45 days, you will have to struggle to recall what that anxiety is for.
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    I became friends with one of the Sheriff's deputies who works at the courthouse, and I got him to prank call my best friend from the jail to tell him that his wife had been arrested because he refused to renew her tag (she had previously gotten a ticket for it). It was great.
     
  24. Tobias

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    it’s close to 100 real feel here and it’s tough to beat a nice coke icee to help cool off. really hits the spot
     
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  25. Nandor the Relentless

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    I like a good Icee, a good timeless treat
     
  26. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    IF you ever see the Mountain Dew or Sprite, get them! Amazingly good
     
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  27. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    They have them at Kum & Go
     
  28. Prospector

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    Never shopped at a Kum and Go, wonder if you pay extra for the jizz
     
  29. racer

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    Complimentary
     
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  30. Tangman

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    supposed to be even hotter here tomorrow. Real Feel around 110
     
  31. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Heat index here was sitting at 113 with a temp clocked at 102 just a bit ago. Iowa is the worst of both worlds. Come January it will be -15 and wind chill -40.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yeah but you get to
    :checks notes:
    -Live in Iowa?-
    :walks out nervously:
     
  33. Degausser

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    So I guess it's hot as fuck everywhere today. We also had triple digit heat index.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Corky Bucek

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    It rained at my house this am. I was pretty confused since that never happens in June.
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    sometimes it rains in Southern California
     
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  37. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    Kumplimentary, imo
     
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  38. racer

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    I might also point out that it’s a take-a-penny-leave-a-penny kind of deal. Not expected, but it’s the right thing to do. Kum is a verb.
     
  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Also, don’t buy their brand of water.
     
  40. fattus

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    Wait, what?
     
  41. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    More kum?
     
  42. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I just had an ingenious idea. Flesh light, but it’s at the gas pump disguised as a pump handle. For convenient Kumming on the Go while you fuel up. Ass Pump or Gas Rump.
     
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  43. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  44. Nandor the Relentless

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    :doge:
     
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  45. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot Señor Ringworm
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    Can someone explain what Citi Thankyou Rewards Points are on Amazon? These scammers (Amazon) tried to get me to pay for something I just bought with some point system I know nothing about. It says I have $475+ to spend on shit but I don't know where or how I got these points/rewards. Is this legit or are they trying to get me to agree/sign up for something I never asked for? I don't buy that much shit on Amazon so it's very unlikely I've accumulated $475 worth of anything.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Should’ve told them you weren’t driving it during that period. That works right?
     
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  47. fattus

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    I didn’t register my car in California until September of last year even though I moved here January of last year. When I did register I didn’t think anything of it and said I had lived here since January. They charged me for that whole time.
     
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