Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Leaving my parking garage and may have spotted a mainboarder leaving ahead of me ohhaithur

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  2. Don't run into him
     
  3. TC

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    Ice cold.
     
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  4. Kylebw1

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    I was walking out so he was safe…this time
     
  5. Chumbolone

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    I hope he found his dog.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    If I ordered food for pickup through Uber Eats because the restaurant site was down does the place still get the lions share of that order? There was no fee except tax on the Uber app.
     
  7. Truman

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    My mom usually sends me 2-3 Rex Chapman tweets a week that she thinks are just the best. When we catch up on the phone, she always asks if I saw them. Despite at the very least giving a curtesy thumbs up or haha.

    She just asked me why do I think he posts so much basketball stuff.

    “Because he was in the NBA mom. That’s why he was famous/ has his following”

    “Oh I thought he was one of those influencer people who are famous for being on the internet”
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    Your mom is absolutely right
     
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  9. Truman

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    I suppose she is
     
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  10. Owsley

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    Just went to dinner and now I’m laying in bed like an old man drinking tea. And I love it.
     
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  11. NDJOECA

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    Fast food quality has risen exponentially in the last 10 years.
     
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  12. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I’ve recently discovered good tea.

    There’s not much better.
     
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  13. Nandor the Relentless

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    What's everyone's go to bottled grocery store tea? You know like Gold Peak, Lipton, Milo's etc.
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    My nightly routine these days entails sitting in my chair drinking tea, smoking, listening to tunes and reading while mixing in floor exercises. Not missing following sports anywhere near as much as I thought I would. Can't wait to retire
     
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  15. Owsley

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    There are a couple of good tea spots in Asheville.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    Okay guys what’s the go to teas. I need a good tea that actually taste like something
     
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  17. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I went to dobra once on a date and whatever I ordered had way too much caffeine in it.

    I had a headache for two days.

    I’m learning though.
     
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  18. Owsley

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    Yeah I drink green tea 95% of the time. I’ll have black tea on the weekends during the afternoon sometimes, but it gets me super jacked because that’s the extent of my caffeine consumption.
     
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  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    I am a basic bitch because I just buy Bigelow green tea. Always really cheap at Safeway or Walmart
     
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  20. Owsley

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    Good green tea is super cheap at Asian markets. That’s where I get pretty much all of mine. And Trader Joe’s.
     
  21. Butthead

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    Snapple raspberry
     
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  22. Joe Withabee

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    Grow up, Shawn
     
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  23. Degausser

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    Somebody give this woman a goddamn cookbook
     
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  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    I had the most vivid and bizarre dream last night. Wyoming playing Rutgers in a bowl game. Prior to the game I walked into the WYO locker room with a vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming during the team's pregame meetings. Once I finished Coach Bohl came up to me and asked for my wallet, which I gave him. Then he said he would give it back to me after the game. But then there was an announcement from some speakers that the game was cancelled. So the team hurriedly boarded buses and left town and I was chasing after them yelling about my wallet. I dunno what it means other than I probably ate too many MGs before bed but I woke up and felt a great sense of relief that I hadn't lost my wallet
     
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  25. racer

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  26. Henry Blake

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    Snapple Mango Tea :lick:
     
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  27. NDJOECA

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    Beef Stroganoff is an underrated dish, and you can make pretty close to world class beef stroganoff in an instapot.
     
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  28. racer

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    Gold peak tastes like someone tried to make something taste like tea without using tea. Pure Leaf is decent. I also like the one that Trader Joe’s had or had in big glass bottles.
     
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  29. Truman

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  30. Prospector

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    This post is dedicated to our good friend bertwing
     
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  31. spagett

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    Been taking amox/clav 875 since Monday so I've been asspissing all week

    It's a miracle I haven't posted in the shit my pants thread
     
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  32. Corky Bucek

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    Truman has your mom texted you about this one?
     
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  33. Corky Bucek

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    This seems legit, especially since I don’t even have a Chase card.
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  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    Better send them your SSN just to be safe.
     
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  35. blotter

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    was excited for this weekend of sports and it's pretty much been a massive flop so far
     
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  36. Joey Freshwater

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  37. Goose

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    My mom was not a good cook and one of the few things that she made that I looked forward to was her beef stroganoff
     
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  38. hood b. goode

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    Why is the music from Naruto:pffft:
     
  39. NDJOECA

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    exact same scenario, my mom is a terrible cook. Really hard to fuck up beef, noodles, and sour cream.
     
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  40. racer

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    Ha joke’s on you, now I know you don’t have a chase account and my phishing pool has shrunk!
     
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  41. Tex

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    I forgot we had today off.
     
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  42. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don't remember the last time I had MLK Day off. I think we may have had it off at PSU.
     
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  43. NP13

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    Who's we?
     
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  44. Celemo

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    did you explain to her that Rex is a piece of shit who steals content and never credits the source?
     
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  45. PAHokie

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    Not a day off, but a snow day. Only like 5 of 30 people at the office at the moment. Usually that leads to a very productive day, but I’m feeling lazy.
     
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  46. Truman

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    No. I didnt have the energy to explain that aspect of the interwebz to her
     
  47. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  48. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    It's like they did this just for me

    So yea... big money on both my teams to get facefucked
     
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  49. racer

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    On a similar note, my dad was picking up my son this morning (he watches him most days) and was like “man, I thought Ben was going to get a TD on his last play, too bad.”
    I said something like I was hoping they’d break his leg and carry him off on a stretcher.
    He is pretty casual to sports and didn’t know Ben was a rapist so I had to explain that in the driveway while it was like 10 degrees.