Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. wes tegg

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    Agreed.
     
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  2. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Found chumbo on twitter
     
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  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  4. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    That is a good movie. Watch Cooper Raif's (director, writer, lead actor) first movie - Shit House. It is even better
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Damn, people are lining up to get One Two the help he needs after letting him crank off in their yards
     
  6. Tiffin

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    Interesting. Never heard of them. Their list of places to find their soaps in person is WILD. Plus some state parks in Arkansas haha.
     
  7. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I thought this was a free country
     
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  8. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I read this with Randy Marsh's voice
     
  9. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Man Uses Strategy From Reality TV Show To Win $100,000 Lottery Prize
    By Sarah Tate

    June 27, 2022

    the South Carolina Education Lottery, a Lowcountry man, who wishes to remain anonymous, tried his hand at the lottery by following a strategy he learned while watching an episode of Lottery Changed My Life. Taking a tip from the show, the man pledged to spend $25 a week playing the lottery for three months to see if, and how much, he could win.
    The strategy seemed to work its magic quickly. The man ended up winning $500 the first week and he continued to rack up even more cash by week seven when he scored $100,000 from a Powerball ticket he purchased at a Kwik Fill in Hanahan.

    "I didn't even know how to play Powerball," he joked.

    The man didn't even realize he won the major prize at first, thinking he only matched two of the numbers called in the May 28 drawing. After he and his wife double-checked the ticket, they discovered it was a winner. Even more, a 2X multiplier doubled the initial prize of $50,000 to $100,000.

    According to lottery officials, the odds of matching all five white ball numbers as well as the red Powerball are 1 in 913,129. Even with the big win, the man isn't done with the lottery just yet.

    "I'm going to finish out the three months," he said.

    After taxes, the man took home $69,000, the Daily Mail reports. Since claiming his prize, he has purchased a new car and plans to keep following the, now winning, strategy.
    this suggest just play more and the lottery isn't a regressive tax? Was it rando numbers or same set every time? I'll play if they tell me the lotto hack
     
  10. Pharm

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    Went to the dentist today.

    the hygienist was very talkative and detailed explaining what was going on etc. she is using the water spray and sucker at the same time and some splash’s and gets in my face.
    “Sorry, gave you a lil bit of a facial” and kept going with a no reaction.

    so I just sat there mouth wide open for another 10 minutes after someone said that to me. I didn’t know how to react.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Did the Lottery write this?
     
  12. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    actually, yes

    as far as i can tell, the story originates here

     
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  13. Funshot Residue

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    Story would have been better if you offered to return the favor.....
    I'm never quick enough with the come(cum)backs either.
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    she was using the skin treatment version of facial
     
  15. Pharm

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    im aware what she meant but was pretty funny considering the circumstances
     
  16. Pharm

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    tough to do with mouth full….wait
     
  17. Funshot Residue

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    This is proof positive that there is no story or discussion you can't suck the fun out of. Not unlike Pharm (kidding buddy).
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    thank you

    also i was just confused at the story if he knew this
     
  19. One Two

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    I give myself a facial every night
     
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  20. Simon Templar

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    Sounds like you took it like a seasoned veteran
     
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  21. Funshot Residue

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    Try not to get it on the dog, okay?
     
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  22. Degausser

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    Dogs benefit from exfoliation too
     
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  23. Funshot Residue

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    Fan of checks out.
     
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  24. Pharm

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    good god man. Not everything is a philosophical debate. Sometimes things are random and funny.
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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    :bro:
     
  26. Roy

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    Omg stfu
     
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  28. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    this looks like a $P1 special
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    I am hammered watching John Wick 2
     
  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Just watched 6ish straight episodes of House Hunters International
     
  31. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Finally done with the Spring / Summer semester grind. Can finally take a step back and relax. Just turned in my Trig exam a hour or so ago.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    these are daytime hooker prices and trust me, you don’t want to do that with a daytime hooker
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    multiple
     
  34. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    ive never seen those movies even close to sober
     
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  35. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Final graded. Just missed the 96% overall.
     
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  36. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This post deserves the death penalty
     
  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    And I’m anti death penalty
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    Yeah, I wouldn’t be opposed to an HBO Lonesome Dove, but I’m not sure that there’s anyone who could come close enough to Duvall’s Gus to make it worthwhile.
     
  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    There’s absolutely no reason to do it. It’s perfect. The sequels and prequels proved what a problem it would be.
     
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  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Paul Rudd?
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Memorize your unit circle yet?
     
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  42. IvanTheTerrible

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    And some folks have the audacity to say white people have no culture.
     
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  43. IvanTheTerrible

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    If you really want to go down a rabbit hole. Go watch Tiny House Hunters. Specifically Season 1, Episode 2.
     
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  44. Celemo

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    Mrs. Celemo is fascinated with tiny houses/van life videos...this suggestion is relative to her interests. What platform is this show on?
     
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  45. IvanTheTerrible

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    Discovery+ discovered it when I had covid last summer.
     
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  46. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Dude she is gonna Laundrie you.
     
  47. TC

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    I like HHI specifically for the international aspect. Regular House Hunters is not the same for me
     
  48. Baron

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  49. Tex

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    I don't like when they rent. It should always be buying.
     
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