Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. spagett

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    Not only a bad sports town, but a bad movie town

    SMH
     
  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    Well seeing as how I am not a doctor I was not able to diagnose myself ahead of time to know that my eardrum was about to burst
     
  3. Nandor the Relentless

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    Why would I have paid the copay on my parents insurance?
     
  4. The Blackfish

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    Yes but once you were diagnosed, if it was the critical the doctor should have admitted you. I struggle to believe an eardrum burst was imminent and your doctor sent you out with a scrip and a best of luck!
     
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  5. Nandor the Relentless

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    If that's what you want to believe than have at it!

    But anyways, I went to the Kroger next door and got my Rx in like 15 minutes.
     
  6. The Blackfish

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    Glad the pharmacy was able to fill your prescription in time.
     
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  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    Do we have a seafood thread? I feel like we should if not
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I've only recently started eating fish. Would always order shellfish or steak at seafood spots. Had a seared red snapper last week that was unbelievable.

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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    A proper species and style of grilled fish is hard to beat
     
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  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    Fried snapper throats are amazing as well
     
  11. Clown Baby

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  12. racer

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    Probably has a little deuce cooped up in those pants
     
  13. Butthead

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    I had swordfish for the first time like a month ago. It was blackened with some kind of Cajun sauce. I liked it
     
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  14. Wee Bey

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    The James Franklin effect
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    How dare you
     
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  16. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Father in law got a new boat like 3 weeks ago. I looked down a bit ago and said what is that all over the seat? Did some one spill a Coke?

    My 3 year old: no daddy that's my poop.

    Me: TURN THE BOAT AROUND!
     
  17. Dump

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    Hoss Bonaventure ’s legacy lives on in all of us
     
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  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Update: the man just fell in the lake fully dressed with wallet and phone.
     
  19. ~ taylor ~

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    Nobody gets hammered at my family holidays and it makes me sad.
     
  20. racer

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    A very unwise person one said “if you ain’t gettin’ star-spangled-hammered, are you even American?”
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’ll shit in your father in laws boat seat. Idgaf
     
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    Wife’s family doesn’t drink. Makes things way less interesting.
     
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  23. Daddy Rabbit

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    :feelsbadman:

    I can relate.
     
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  24. bigred77

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    Is this his first boat?
    Sounds like this is his first boat
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No he's had a bunch of boats. He was trying to walk down a retaining/sea wall with his grandson when he fell in.
     
  26. Gunners

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    How do I get off this shitty black Instagram background, TIA
     
  27. Dump

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  28. VASooner

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    Fuck yeah.

    Want me to get you one?
     
  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    Do we believe Tom Cruise does this on his birthday every year?
     
  30. Clown Baby

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  31. Eathan Edwards

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    Either the world is coming to an end or wes tegg gave them Molly

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  32. spagett

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    This is what went through his windshield
     

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  33. bigred77

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    :ohholkyfuck:
     
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  34. fattus

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    Is it fucking crustacean day on TMB?
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Have to introduce the running tortoise to the situation - they'll drink
     
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  36. racer

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  37. Roy

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    Yea I bet you know what a fish throat feels like you dirty duck
     
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  38. Roy

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    What are you worried we’re gonna upset the poors?
     
  39. DUCKMOUTH

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    Or when I catch snapper we just cut the throats and fry them. :idk:
     
  40. fattus

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    Too late
     
  41. Lyrtch

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  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  43. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Not a parent, but I’d have to fight back the urge not to boot that kid in the face. Never know what may be wrong with a kid or his home life, so I’d just hope I could hold back my impulse.

     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'd find that kids dad and kick him square in the nuts.
     
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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Mine started Monday and I go back next Wednesday.
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    My mood hasn’t been great but I’ve made a conscious effort to not wake up and doom scroll some of the threads here. My mood has gotten better. Today I did a couple threads and now I don’t want to get out of bed. I need to be better.
     
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  47. seanofthedead86

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    That Canes inside of a quesadilla look delicious. And I would beat that kids ass.
     
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  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't think it's wrong to unplug from all the bad in the world and appreciate the good things in my life from time to time.
     
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  49. ashy larry

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