I've become that old person who falls asleep by 10, wakes up before 6, and absolutely cherishes the quiet coffee and internetting for an hour before these little creatures wake up
This is me, minus the coffee or any enjoyment of being up before the little ones awaken and wreak havoc.
To make things better my 18mo niece and in-laws are here in our 1200 sq ft house. We’re having a category 5 meltdown because cocomelon is gone and my father in law keeps telling me just to unplug it and plug it back in since that’s how you dealt with an electrical surge back in the day. I’m about to start drinking.
You know what they say… The best birth control is watching someone else’s kid and ripping cocomelon from his/her kung fu grip with no explanation while your FIL barks orders from the cheap seats Hello darkness my old friend Or a 9am Be Easy
What is happening to numerous pages? I feel like pages with numerous twitter posts always go blank and fail on me. I’ve tried it in Safari, Chrome, and now Firefox. Is there something on my end I need to change or is the issue with TMB?
It’s a known issue. The only current solution is to buy Nikes, use an Android, and cheer for the Lakers/Cowboys/Yankees/Bama.
It's making TMB almost impossible to enjoy, only those threads that don't have any tweets included in them.
I was just at my local farmers market. In line getting a stuffed beignet from this sweet old lady and her husband. They are really good.. This fat ass lady walks up and tells them that she visited new Orleans in the 80s and is a beignet expert. Proceeded to throw out all of these obscure super specific stuffed beignets they should add to the menu. I wanted to hit that bitch with a stone cold stunner.
How did you avoid a beignet for your entire life? I feel like I've had one in pretty much every area of the country.
Was going to go with a "Dorthy Mantooth is a saint" GIF here but I still don't know how to get a gif to post.
Would probably be a hilarious coffee table book if I just compiled all the menu adjustment requests/advice I get.
had my first one in asheville. it was opening day of the epl and went with my buddy and his wife before heading to a soccer bar. they were a little alarmed i was having a beer at 9am but that’s showbiz baby
I used to have the phone at the sports bar forwarded to my cell during after hours and I would get some amazing calls of people ready to get hammered at like 5am.
I had the same person call me 3x on Thursday looking for the same doctor's office. Like I told you the first two times that is not our office, what makes you think it will be on the third try?
My cell is one number mistake away from a prominent gym out here so I get probably 10 weekly calls of someone wanting to set up their gym membership/personal trainer.
My cell phone number that I got in 2004(?) used to belong to a PBA bowler from Iowa that won or placed in the masters or whatever in about 2010 and I got a bunch of calls. That means that with a 1-2 year + dead period between accounts having that number these people were coming out out the woodwork that had not contacted this guy in probably a decade.
I go thru spurts on my cell phone where for like 2 weeks I get a bunch of random phone calls for some woman I can only assume used to have my # or typed her # wrong somewhere. I turned on silence unknown callers because of it. I thought about getting a new # then I would have to get everyone that actually contacts me to change my # on their phone and it just seemed like too big of a hassle to deal with.