Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Tiffin

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    What a dumb move.
     
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  2. ned's head

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    I've become that old person who falls asleep by 10, wakes up before 6, and absolutely cherishes the quiet coffee and internetting for an hour before these little creatures wake up
     
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  3. Han Solo

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    This is me, minus the coffee or any enjoyment of being up before the little ones awaken and wreak havoc.
     
  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    A lightning strike just fried our cable boxes. Sweet.
     
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  5. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    To make things better my 18mo niece and in-laws are here in our 1200 sq ft house. We’re having a category 5 meltdown because cocomelon is gone and my father in law keeps telling me just to unplug it and plug it back in since that’s how you dealt with an electrical surge back in the day. I’m about to start drinking.
     
  6. The Blackfish

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    Give them a phone with Cocomelon on the Netflix app
     
  7. jbr

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    You know what they say…

    The best birth control is watching someone else’s kid and ripping cocomelon from his/her kung fu grip with no explanation while your FIL barks orders from the cheap seats

    Hello darkness my old friend

    Or a 9am Be Easy
     
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  8. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I just got high in the bathroom. And now I’m making a Bloody Mary.
     
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  9. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    :blessed:
     
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  10. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I'm was in the process of typing does your pen not work?
     
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  11. ned's head

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    And they say one solution to all of life's problems doesn't exist
     
  12. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Through the coax cable?
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Yes.

    What, did you think the HDMI fried it?
     
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  15. CoastalOrange

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    What is happening to numerous pages? I feel like pages with numerous twitter posts always go blank and fail on me. I’ve tried it in Safari, Chrome, and now Firefox. Is there something on my end I need to change or is the issue with TMB?
     
  16. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Nah, it’s an issue for iOS users from what I’ve gathered.
     
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  17. jbr

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    It’s a known issue. The only current solution is to buy Nikes, use an Android, and cheer for the Lakers/Cowboys/Yankees/Bama.
     
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  18. Daddy Rabbit

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    Suck it blue text nerds
     
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  19. CoastalOrange

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    It's making TMB almost impossible to enjoy, only those threads that don't have any tweets included in them.
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I was just at my local farmers market. In line getting a stuffed beignet from this sweet old lady and her husband. They are really good..

    This fat ass lady walks up and tells them that she visited new Orleans in the 80s and is a beignet expert. Proceeded to throw out all of these obscure super specific stuffed beignets they should add to the menu.

    I wanted to hit that bitch with a stone cold stunner.
     
  21. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I had to look up what a beignet was

    Would eat but no filling for me
     
  22. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I wear Nikes, this phone is Samsung, and I like the Cowboys :warn:
     
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  23. CoastalOrange

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    Well that's because you're a Butthead
     
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  24. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Is that word pronounced like "bay net" ?
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    I don't even know what to say
     
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  26. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    ben-yay
     
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  27. Eathan Edwards

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    How did you avoid a beignet for your entire life?

    I feel like I've had one in pretty much every area of the country.
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  29. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    We don't really have any culture out here other than whiskey tango stuff
     
  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Lol yeah your mom did too
     
  31. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Beignet hush puppies are elite
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Was going to go with a "Dorthy Mantooth is a saint" GIF here but I still don't know how to get a gif to post.
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

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    Would probably be a hilarious coffee table book if I just compiled all the menu adjustment requests/advice I get.
     
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  34. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Left page head shot of individual. Right page bat shit request. I'm buying that.
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    I maintain that it was the right move because it made me appreciate the man so much more
     
  36. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    had my first one in asheville. it was opening day of the epl and went with my buddy and his wife before heading to a soccer bar. they were a little alarmed i was having a beer at 9am but that’s showbiz baby
     
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  37. Eathan Edwards

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    I used to have the phone at the sports bar forwarded to my cell during after hours and I would get some amazing calls of people ready to get hammered at like 5am.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    10am epl transitioning into noon kickoff on a cool fall saturday is elite drinking weather
     
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  39. Jimmy the Saint

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    If drinking beer at 9 am when sports are on is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
     
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    idk if there was a game on just pregaming the impending sports. still it’s very legal and very cool
     
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  41. bigred77

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  42. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I understand that Clown Baby is a bit of a warrior himself

     
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  43. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    You know it pal
     
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  45. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I had the same person call me 3x on Thursday looking for the same doctor's office. Like I told you the first two times that is not our office, what makes you think it will be on the third try?
     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I got strawberries for only 69 cents a pound at Aldi today

    Nice
     
  47. Eathan Edwards

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    My cell is one number mistake away from a prominent gym out here so I get probably 10 weekly calls of someone wanting to set up their gym membership/personal trainer.
     
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  48. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    My cell phone number that I got in 2004(?) used to belong to a PBA bowler from Iowa that won or placed in the masters or whatever in about 2010 and I got a bunch of calls. That means that with a 1-2 year + dead period between accounts having that number these people were coming out out the woodwork that had not contacted this guy in probably a decade.
     
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  49. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    add a high end gym lounge to your portfolio
     
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  50. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I go thru spurts on my cell phone where for like 2 weeks I get a bunch of random phone calls for some woman I can only assume used to have my # or typed her # wrong somewhere. I turned on silence unknown callers because of it. I thought about getting a new # then I would have to get everyone that actually contacts me to change my # on their phone and it just seemed like too big of a hassle to deal with.
     
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