Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Several big operators in the area already beat me to it.
     
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  2. ned's head

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  3. racer

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    Well, do they have a license deal with Nelly? Get on it.

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  4. ned's head

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    Hopefully you ask if it's candi fisher before breaking the news to them
     
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  5. fattus

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    I once got a stripper’s phone number and put it in as Redhead Stripper. A few years later I have to get my buddy’s wife’s new phone number and it’s the same number. I just left it in as Redhead Stripper.
     
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  6. Gin Buckets

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    This is pretty random... So I'm asking my Mexican buddy if he would have trouble watching this show that came out of Spain. In order to understand how different the 2 countries' dialect is, I asked him if the difference is similar to British English or US English.

    Now, is that a simile, metaphor, or analogy?
     
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  7. Prospector

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    Amazed at how many of you answer your cel phone wo caller being friend/family
     
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  9. fattus

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    If it’s local I answer because I’m on some phone lists as a person to talk to when someone needs help.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    There's definitely a range to the quality of kids shows. Cocomelon is at the very bottom of it. Most of their shit doesn't even rhyme
     
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  11. hudson

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    Made spam musubi for a party.
     

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  12. ned's head

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    And is this involving people you like?
     
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  13. hudson

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    Yeah. It’s for a beer games. My state is hawaii. They’re fucking amazing.
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    probably been posted but this is really good

     
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  15. Tarpon Nole

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    today is Halloween, let’s all play make believe

    in costumes that we made, let’s have a fall parade!
     
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  16. fattus

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    That stuff is delicious. I had a Filipino girl teach me how to make it.
     
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  17. THEBLUERAIDER

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    What recipe did you use?
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    I have to answer every call.

    Both the highest end and lowest end of people I know will call from random numbers so I just answer everything at this point.

    One of my former co-workers didn't answer a number from Alexandria, VA and it realistically has cost him about $2 million.

    He didn't answer - they called another host and the guy was the biggest customer in the world.

    Part of why we used to have to put our phones in ziplock bags when we showered so we could always respond (ah the blackberry days).
     
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  19. The Banks

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    Don’t lie, that’s just so you could watch pornhub.
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    That’s on him for not recognizing one of the wealthiest areas in Virginia
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    On a Blackberry?

    How deranged do you think I am?
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Your average LA person has no remote idea where Alexandria is or any knowledge about it.

    Also - I'm still pretty annoyed they didn't just forward the to call me as I would now be retired.
     
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  23. hudson

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    I bought a rice mold at the Asian market for it and molding the rice was super easy. All together it was super easy to make.


    i did this but instead of making the mix at the beginning I just had white and black sesame seeds.
     
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  24. Prospector

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    Damnit. Now I want a fried spam sandwich
     
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  25. fattus

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    Rice mold is essential. Makes it soooooooo easy.

    I haven’t made those in a while. I will next week. Tomorrow is roast day.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Reminds me of the Rivals poster who wanted to make fun of him by using the username TheSoldier, but couldn't spell and ended up with TheSolider.

    Ohio State fan, iirc
     
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  27. hudson

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    link to the molds if anyone wants one.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    If you’re honestly asking it’s none of those three it’s just a comparison.
     
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  29. Celemo

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    Costco sells a two pack of double pepperoni Detroit Style Pizza for like 12 bucks….totally fucking worth it
     
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  30. Butthead

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    I thought Mexican Spanish has actual grammatical differences

    We more or less talk the same as brits but they say dumb shit like calling sausage "bangers"
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    I watch Spanish shows on Netflix a lot and there is a huge difference between European Spanish and Latin American Spanish. Spanish from Spain honestly (in some respects) seems like a different language.
     
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  32. Tobias

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    wife wanted to watch blind side for some reason. been a few years but man outside of the great work from Eric The Viking this movie is absolute garbage.
     
  33. Tobias

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    lmao i forgot sandra bullock won best actress for this trash heap

    my god
     
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  34. Tobias

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    and it was nominated for best picture!!!

    absolutely absurd this movie is unwatchable
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    Eric is great but you’re forgetting about Nicholas Lou Saban
     
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  36. Owsley

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    It’s still better than the steaming piece of shit Bird Box was. I still can’t get over how much hype that generated.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Why do you guys hate Sandra Bullock so much
     
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  38. Tobias

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    he’s indisputably the best actor in this movie

    my god i totally forgot how horrible this is
     
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  39. Prospector

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    I love her.
     
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  40. Tobias

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    coach o showed up and i kept talking in my best coach o voice about how “my name is coach o and i love abusing women” and bae got mad and turned it off wes tegg

    this movie is quadruple garbage
     
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  41. Roy

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    The 90’s version of The Craft is on TV right now.

    god damn I had the biggest crush on Neve Campbell. The lead actress in it is actually fucking beautiful too and I don’t remember thinking that when I saw it back then.

    And of course 90’s poor man’s Jonnie Depp, Skeet Ulrich is a fucking smoke show obviously
     
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  42. Eric The Viking

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    Still getting handsome residuals from this one. It usually is run on multiple platforms, once football season nears.
     
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  43. dump

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    ETV during football season

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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    Analogy
     
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  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    White people love being the white savior
     
  46. Roy

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    Nevermind about the lead actress her forehead is too big
     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

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    Fairuza Balk? Read an article on her the other day. Or Robin Tunney? I think Tunney was market corrected by Amanda Peet.
     
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  48. Roy

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    Was talking about Rubin Tunney.
    Never knew either of their names, but Fairuza Balk 1000% looks like a Fairuza Balk. Lol
    And lmaooo at “market corrected” I’m stealing that
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    lol.

    you’re as dumb as a box of rocks if you’re being serious.
     
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