Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Jan 1, 2022.

  1. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Scene. I'm in Publix wearing an orange Tennessee shirt.
    Random guy: "Go Vols!"
    Me: "Thank you"
     
  2. leroi

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    A guy at the liquor store saw my South Carolina Tshirt, mentioned he was dropping his daughter off there next week, and said "it's going to be a real trail of tears on the way home!"
     
  3. fattus

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    The guy in the apartment across from mine moved out today. Come on single middle-aged decent looking woman with no self esteem!
     
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  4. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    TC can help you with your note
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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  6. Homo Erectus

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    :bro:
     
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  7. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    I don’t drink anymore.
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    And I’m married to a totally different woman. These guys don’t let anything go
     
  9. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    No she works well with the female nurses, the guy nurses all fucking hate her. I don’t engage in the sense I don’t share personal information, I don’t share food, I don’t connect. But I’m still incredibly professional.
     
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  10. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Charge him back rent, too.
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If real it’s amazing
     
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  12. Roy

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    She shouldn’t have said that to you, but if you don’t engage with her at all she’s not going to like nor is anyone else you don’t engage with at all. That’s just how socializing or lack there of works.

    Still very unprofessional and you should still report her.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    A bunch of you need to talk to the manager.
     
  14. NP13

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    Should probably buy her some pizza
     
  15. bigred77

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    It's not
     
  16. fattus

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    God dammit!

    (Was this covered in the rules to the internet thread that was made for me but I didn’t read?)
     
  17. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    The little look at the end almost checking to see if anyone saw it. :laugh:

     
  18. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    This is such an alabama post all of the “MARTA stinks” signs in my yard just starting flashing houndstooth.
     
  19. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    I'm pretty backwoods and fluent in Boomhauer. However, I don't know what the fuck you just said.
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    This is such a Roswell post
     
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  21. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  22. Aaron Hernandez

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    I think nick mullen has been catching some secondary attention from all of stavs promotion. Been seeing a couple recent sets of his all over YouTube recently.

     
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  23. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    *2:40am

    #callback
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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  25. seanofthedead86

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    This is literally grooming children. Sickening.
     
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  26. Boo MFer!

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    Technically, it’s only grooming in the front…
     
  27. Homo Erectus

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    Eww, but there's a party in the back
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You’ve never had a mullet
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    Surprisingly, as a born and bred Florida man, I have not.
     
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  30. Homo Erectus

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    How about a reverse mullet?
    [​IMG]
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    Mods, please delete this post. I never consented to having my personal picture posted.
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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  33. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    wasn’t :truman: 10 years ago?
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    This would never happen under the watch of mod devine.
     
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  35. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    *forwarding this to my client that just spent $3mil on an optical sorter for plastic that doesn't fucking work
     
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  36. Truman

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    10 years later I’m still catching strays.

    SMH!
     
  37. Roy

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    I’m sure the focus has been primarily on your Jorts
     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    As it should.
     
  39. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I just meant re people never letting shit go on here.
     
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  40. Truman

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    I know what you were going for.
     
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  41. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    People suck. A random thought I seem to have every day.

     
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  42. fattus

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    We were worried she would die if we tranquilized her so we just went straight to killing her.

    Mother fuckers
     
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  43. ARSENAL

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    This is going on in my city. Courthouse is about 2 miles away. The church is 4 blocks away from me where they found another device 3698D8E0-ADE2-4B63-A2A8-926184CBC66E.jpeg
     
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  44. The Blackfish

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    Just got traded to Minnesota for a 7th
     
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  45. fattus

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    Handicapped parking is severely limited in my complex. There is one right by my patio so I see who comes and goes all day. There is a fuckface with a shitty old BMW that has a hanging handicap placard that uses it all the time. Neither he nor his wife/gf are in any way physically handicapped. There are others here who definitely are but have to park elsewhere because this fucking asshole uses the spot when he doesn’t need to.
     
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  46. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  47. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  48. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    yeah space
     
  49. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    FWIW, people can have heart issues that allow them to use a handicap tag. Sometimes there is a reasonable explanation.
     
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