Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

The school I went to from 4-6 grade is rated a 1 out of 10 on the internet; 7-8 grade is 2 out of 10; 9-12 grade is 2 out of 10. It says a lot about my resiliency and perseverance that I can read after that murderer’s row of academic institutions.

Spoiler

Don’t ruin my joke by explaining how those ratings are calculated, the disparity between education with/without potable water, etc.

 

I grew up in the suburbs and got bussed into the city. Grades 4-6 taught me about selling candy, 7-8 was about juvenile gangs, and high school was real crime (and how to avoid it).

I was too scared for all that stuff.

 

He’s still an asshole for using it when there is a shortage of spaces and he can walk just fine.

He just loaded his dog into the back seat for at least the third time today. Not even a service dog.

 

People with disabilities can have pets that aren’t service animals

 

Confront him and live stream it

 

Pretend to have a pronounced limp, turning your left foot in, when you do.

 

Been doing a Deadwood rewatch and Ian McShane is so criminally underrated in best TV characters ever playing Al Swearengen

He belongs with the likes of Tony Soprano, Walter White, Saul Goodman

 

I actually have a limp. I have a lot of damage in my left knee due to RA.

 

so many good old timey slurs in that show

 

love when he gets piss fucking drunk and speaks out the scenarios to the whore he’s with

Got the movie but only 3 seasons was a crime

 

RIP Billy Bob Thornton

 

Sorry, this makes my comment a lot less funny.

 

Nah, it was still funny.

 

I can guarantee you there are 3 opened yellow sandwich mustard squeeze bottles in my fridge right now and if my wife was at the store planning on making potato salad, she would buy another one

 

ripoff

 

my whole timeline is a fraud

 

With weird Twitter there’s a strong chance that’s it’s an irony post or a repost from the OP under a new account

 

You've basically made a living using that same strategy here.

 

it’s high time we call out Brooklyn Nine-Nine for what it is: copaganda

 

Youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice

 

i like the paw patrol iteration of that tweet better

 

Or send you to 7-11 to buy one.

 

More likely to ask me to stop and grab one on the way home.

If I'm home I check myself

 

Dipping mustards? You people are weird af.

 

Can’t afford dipping mustards huh

 

Melinda's makes a great habenero honey mustard but it's rare I'd use it on a sandwich

 

always assumed dipping mustards were the ones you pack in your bottom lip to catch a quick buzz boy was i off-base

 

I’ve never seen this but I laughed for 20 seconds

 

He could have been a good defensive lineman w that swim move

 

BTW, that truck had a landscaping company name on the side of it

 

I do not like the orientation of your traffic lights

 

I'll be sure and note that down

 

Stop by a gas station after dropping my kid off to daycare before going home to work. Same guy is buying overpriced packs of water everyday. Wouldn’t it make more sense to get a Costco member ship

 

Its called a convenience store for a reason

Why are you stopping there every day?

 

i stop for gas every few weeks. Occasionally I indulge in a nice roller sausage dog. But the same guy is always there buying water