Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    It's incredibly amusing considering he committed mail fraud in order to get his promotion at WME and verify his false claim on his resume that he had graduated from UCLA.
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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    need to do some olympic level speedwalking to get your HR into cardio range
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    Or be very out of shape
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    Walk up and down hills and walk farther.
     
  5. Truman

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    Hopefully it at least ranks a little higher than dying of heart disease.
     
  6. racer

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    Death is free, 5ks have entry fees.
     
  7. Ray McKigney

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    holy shit
     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

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    I average about 4 miles a day on the days I hit my steps goal.

    But I’m also looking for something that would be more effective. I have a desk job for 37 hours a week, thus basically all my exercise has to come on my free time. So don’t want to be using up so much of my free time walking to try to reach my goals.
     
  9. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I have spent many dollars creating this shapely body.
     
  10. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I watched the Geffen documentary, folks

    This is true
     
  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Walk during your workday. I get up and walk across the office to get water every 45 minutes or so and take a 20-30 minute walk around downtown every day (unless it’s raining).
     
  12. Shawn Hunter

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    I do go walking on my lunch break, park at the back end of the parking lot, and use the bathroom in the break room which is the furthest bathroom.
     
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  13. racer

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    “Shawn, your heart is having some serious issues. You’re going to die soon if you don’t make major changes.”

    “Ok, I’ll pee near where I eat my candy corn.”
     
  14. Ray McKigney

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    It is shocking, sometimes, reading Shawn’s posts
     
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  15. Shawn Hunter

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    He never said I was having serious heart issues.
     
  16. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Sounds like you value your free time. What do you do during those hours?
     
  17. Ray McKigney

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    Shit posting in earnest duh
     
  18. wes tegg

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    Beats his dick like it owes him money.
     
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  19. CoastalOrange

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    I enjoy the running apps by Fitness22. Give 5k Runner a shot. It builds up from couch to a 5k and is pretty reasonable in mixing in the running and the walking during the build ups.
     
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  20. THEBLUERAIDER

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    What else do you do in your free time?
     
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  21. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    That’s cardio
     
  22. Doc Louis

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    Maybe he needs to start slower than that, try Slouch to 1k.
     
  23. One Two

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    Posting is cardio
     
  24. ~ taylor ~

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    Walk a little faster to get your heart rate up. That's what cardio is. If you walk fast enough to sweat and get a little winded/tired after 30 minutes you'll get there. When you're no longer sweating or winded, try jogging slightly above a fast walk.

    Running too hard for 10 minutes isn't going to get you anywhere. In the shape you're in, a fast walk is cardio.
     
  25. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    it's 10:18 and two CFB games are in the first quarter.

    Jah bless everyone on this glorious CFB weekend.
     
  26. The Banks

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    In a 737-Max and delayed 40 mins due to a weight sensor. So if I die please give my likes to devine, lord knows he needs it.
     
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  27. devine

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    Thank you #classy
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Encanto is such a good Disney movie.
     
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  29. Daddy Rabbit

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  30. Clown Baby

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    If you know you know

     
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  31. kinghill

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    If you’re gonna watch a romcom with your woman, Serendipity is always a good choice. Great movie.
     
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  32. kinghill

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    Alternative to running is walk uphill / treadmill incline. That’ll get the heartrate up and get a good sweat.
     
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  33. NDJOECA

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    Just do coke, gets your heart rate up and you don’t have to do anything.
     
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  34. racer

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    Have you met Shawn? He won’t spring for a Coca-Cola with lunch.
     
  35. Shawn Hunter

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    Coca Cola is trash
     
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  36. Simon Templar

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    You a Sam’s Cola guy?
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

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    Dr. Pepper
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    A real one would know there’s no period in Dr Pepper

    GunsUpDump
     
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  39. NDJOECA

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    Historically, a good portion of coke transactions, include non monetary payment.

    As an alternative, robbing drug dealers will also raise your heart rate.
     
  40. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Spoken like a person whose sucked a cock for an eight ball before
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    MIL just saw my erect penis and balls. Me and the Mrs were getting it on in our upstairs room at our AirBnB and she opened the what we thought was a locked door and I turned and yeah.
     
  42. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    :gaddam:
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So now just chilling on the couch with my wife, SIL, BIL and they know about it. We have our 2yr old here and they have my 1yr old nephew so she’s busy with them
     
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  44. Funshot Residue

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    What was her reaction? You been downstairs to face the music yet?
     
  45. Kevintensity

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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    No reaction. So she was following our kid up the stairs and he wanted in the door so she opened it and she was laying down on the stairs with him when he did it so she got an upshot at the whole deal. Didn’t even shut the door cause kid was there. I yanked my shirt down but yeah
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’m sitting on the couch watching football and she’s laying in the back part of the house with the kids. No direct anything yet
     
  48. Bricktop the white

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    Cardio is a vampire that steals your gains. Just lift weights.
     
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  49. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Really exercise in general is a fraud, since we are born with a finite amount of energy
     
  50. The Blackfish

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    Ive seen this situation on the internet a few times and it generally ends with you sleeping with her. If it’s your wife’s step mom you’ll probably get to have sex with both of them at the same time so congrats on that.
     
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