Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

You should have waved (your dick) @ her

 

For the sake of fairness you should get to see her dad's erect penis

 

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This isn’t the first time she’s seen my junk. I sleep Winnie the Pooh style and she walked in and saw it apparently a couple years ago. Pretty sure I posted about it itt.

 

Why is your MIL walking into a room you could be naked in so often?

 

This was middle of the day yesterday. I guess she thought we were just up here hanging out. She has no boundaries whatsoever and will barge in at 5am if she has something to tell you.

 

Also, I’m 99.999% sure my BIL has Covid so that’s awesome

 

I could devour a thanksgiving dinner right now. Turkey, stuffing, beans, gravy, cranberry shit, taters or whatever else is made. There will be extra yams because they make me gag.

 

I can't imagine having sex in the middle of the afternoon in a house filled with my inlaws. There is definitely no reason to think a couple with a toddler on the loose will be upstairs boning in that situation.

 

Yea that's the wildest part of this story. I might suggest such a thing but my wife would hysterically laugh at me.

 

Papa needed some loving. I fuck whenever and wherever and the Mrs is the same way. No kink shaming

 

Do your doors have locks?

 

for like the first 12 or so years of our marriage the wife refused to have sex under the same roof as her parents.

 

I thought it was locked but it wasn’t shut all the way. House we are staying in is really old and the door wasn’t fully shut so the lock didn’t work if that makes sense. Staying at an Airbnb in downtown Fredricksburg, TX for Octoberfest.

 

Shittin pants everywhere and fucking whenever, that’s the #Hoss life

 

BIL destroyed our shifter cable in our car running to McDonalds last night so now stranded and waiting on a tow. Cool.

 

Guess you’ve got time for a quickie.

 

Future post "tow truck driver saw my dick and balls."

 

Hahah I remember that

 

Winnie the Pooh style always brings a smile

 

I feel like this could lead to some uhh explosive results

 

Is that tshirt and no bottoms? If so, why?

 

Yes. Bc that's how HB rolls.

 

Tshirt and no pants. It’s comfortable.

 

More comfortable than no shirt?

 

I'd be worried about accidental stimulation

 

It’s the long luscious locks isn’t it.

 

So we lucked out and found a taxi that allows dogs and got a hotel room since the Airbnb was actually booked and we had to leave while the car gets fixed. Definitely sleeping without my pants on tonight.

 

Has to be

 

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dammit Hoss Bonaventure at this point you gotta bang the MIL

 

That’s what I told my wife.

 

What was her response? :)

 

More like Hoss bone adventure

heh heh

 

“Gross”

 

If it’s anything like a few documentaries I’ve seen, the MIL showed her daughter a thing or two about how it’s done.

 

It appears John is the sort of loser that even a small child would know better than not to high-five. And thus his, “well I wouldn’t do it anyway!” stance. Weirdo.

In 1992, Rosemond wrote a column in which he stated that an 18-month-old girl who had been sexually abused on one occasion by a non-family member (babysitter) was unlikely to ever remember the event; therefore, therapy was not called for.

 

Yea we can’t imagine you ever having sex either