Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Roy

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    The doors were locked this time I swear

    but the window was down
     
  2. BayouMafia

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    colby is a fine cheese and it’s annoying that it’s hard to find in iterations other than that marbled catastrophe colby-jack
     
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  4. kinghill

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    coffee talk

    Thoughts on the prevalent usage of the word "unalive" as opposed to simply saying dead, or kill.

    go
     
  5. ~ taylor ~

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    We're definitely on the same page.
     
  6. Butthead

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    unalive sounds more like a synonym for "dead inside" to me
     
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  7. Truman

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    Never heard it used before. Can’t be that prevalent
     
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  9. NDJOECA

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    Since watching Ukraine videos and ruining my YouTube algorithm, I have come across military type channels that use it.
     
  10. NDJOECA

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    Came across an extremely deranged subreddit where people tell stories from the perspective and voice of their cat/dog.

     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    i believe it started to get around auto censorship on apps like tiktok if you say dead or kill

    like how you can't say porn so everyone on tiktok says corn
     
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  12. racer

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    Unalive is because social algorithms listen for dead, kill my/your/themself, etc. sort of like the use of redact on here.
     
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  13. kinghill

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    Don’t browse tiktok yet?
     
  14. kinghill

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    Ahhhh that would explain it

    The usage of it earlier this evening was so ridiculous imo when someone was discussing the possibility of being killed by a venomous snake, but I get it now.
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    what’s the fun in that?
     
  16. Homo Erectus

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    Doesn't sound like a "no" to me.
    Keep asking
     
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  17. Daddy Rabbit

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  18. bro

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    Slept weird and I woke up with unreal neck and upper back stiffness that won’t go away. Fun!
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    I was today years old when I learned helium is finite

     
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  20. Truman

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    I do not tik, nor tok.
     
  21. Funshot Residue

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    Sympathy pain/karma for you Tua takes, imo.
     
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  22. teel

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    Was walking back from dinner with my gf in Cleveland Thursday night, city is pretty much a ghost town and like 50+ dirt bikes and ATV's started riding down the street doing wheelies. Legit thought they were gonna ride up on the sidewalk and rob us or start firing some guns or something, I'm so white :facepalm:.
     
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  23. Roy

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    I would say the most accurate description of my state of being is unalive, but aside from that I would find any other usage of it to be silly

    edit: nevermind it makes sense to use to get around censorship mods
     
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  24. Truman

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    Hopefully you didnt push her into the street while you ran away
     
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  25. Truman

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    Also Stl - Chicago - Cleveland ? You guys touring the midwest or something?
     
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  26. teel

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    Kept it moving on the street side like a gentleman and avoided eye contact like a seasoned pro :smug:
    She drove out there early, I flew to Stl wed. Then drove to Chicago to visit friends fri for the weekend then spent a night in Cleveland as it's halfway home. Some people go to tropical locations I apparently go to midwest commuter cities.
     
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  27. Goose

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    I helped my mom move this past weekend and pulled a muscle in my back trying to lift a filing cabinet into her new house. I opened it up to see why it was so full. She has her fucking taxes dating back to 1996
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Do you even lift bro
     
  29. Homo Erectus

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    I too put my back out @ your mom's house
    :wax:
     
  30. racer

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    Whatever you say, hoss.
     
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  31. Homo Erectus

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    Why are you embarrassed of our love?
     
  32. bro

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    :laugh:
     
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  33. Goose

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    I love running but hate lifting, always have.

    The most serious I got lifting wise was right as COVID hit. I was in the gym lifting 3 days a week and running another 2-3 for a solid 2 months. Kept at it and was running though was doing 6 miles 3-5 times a week until I fell off towards winter.

    Tried to do some at home stuff but fell out of favor.

    I travel a bunch for work and it's not a valid excuse but I'm actively looking for a new job that will allow me to be home more and actually take care of myself. My diet is trash.
     
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  34. Hank Scorpio

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    2 weeks old, so sorry (not sorry) if already posted

     
  35. Baron

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    Poison Ivy sucks.
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    The plant, the DC character, or the movie?
     
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  37. Simon Templar

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    Pour gasoline on it. Fixed.
     
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  38. Celemo

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    The plant: sucks
    The DC Character: Uma didn't do that role any favors but I like the Lake Bell version on HBO MAX's Harley Quinn show
    The movie: Tom Skerritt creeping on Drew Barrymore, yuk
     
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  39. fattus

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    Teenage Fattus was in loooooooooove with Drew and couldn’t find anything to jerk off to in that movie. Thumbs down.
     
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  40. Homo Erectus

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    Did you prefer to think about her banging Tom Green instead?
     
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  41. fattus

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    That was a dark time in my life.
     
  42. Homo Erectus

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    But not a hard one?
     
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  43. bigred77

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    Interacts on an internet message board with but has never actually met irl....... "I got a buddy who"
     
  44. racer

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    100 emoji
     
  45. goheels10

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    Wasn’t it also a late night show or movie on skinemax or showtime back in the day?

    too lazy to google. But young goheels has a vague memory of those glory days
     
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  46. ~ taylor ~

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    The original Poison Ivy was the Tom Skerrit/Drew Barrymore joint. There were 2 more that went straight to video and a 4th made for cable.
     
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  47. SugarShaun

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    The 4th one had a girl from Degrassi and Icebox from Little Giants
     
  48. goheels10

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    Hahaha. Amazing
     
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  49. fattus

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    #2 had my other teenage crush Alyssa Milano, but there were films with actual Alyssa nudity from the two previous years, so I didn’t care about this one.

    #3 had Jaime Presley but I never saw it, cause I don’t think it had nudity.

    #4 didn’t know about until today.
     
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