At the start, I thought “damn, this dude is a pool wizard.” At the end, I thought “damn, he might actually be a wizard.”
Watching criminal minds reruns in the background and they just had Morgan interrogating a guy, naming off the porn they found in a serious voice. White girls can’t hump? Schindler’s Fist!?! Hilarious.
Our school newspaper at OSU got into trouble in the 90’s for having a write in column on alternative movie names, if it was a porn. Shaving Ryan’s Privates won.
Yep. Probably going to have to shut it down for the day after getting to the part about EMTs not knowing how to stop it
I want to learn to speak Spanish fluently. I’d be lying if I said I had a professional use for it, it’s just something I’ve wanted to do for years and have never got around to. Best way to go about it?
Tiffin BamaNug went home for the weekend and saw the Bankhead tunnel sign said “all I do is win”. Asked my friend about it and they said it’s been talking shit for a while now and sent me this. Made me lol
Sitting at target drive up and the cars on either side of me are empty. People just parked there. /getoffmylawn
I somehow missed this: Steven A. Smith is on Fox News regularly now - and his favorite host is Sean Hannity? Not even sure where to begin there.
Going back to seeing famous people way before they were famous. Dave chappelle on home improvement. Jim brewer is also there but I assume it’s the same time around half baked and I’d argue that’s when he peaked. I’m
Gap had those ribbed plain white/gray/black undershirts that were so soft with a perfect taper. Looked amazing with a puka shell necklace and tight bracelets.
Dupree : [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day? Interviewer : We work. Dupree : Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
In order to continue to sell electric vehicles, which are becomes bigger share of the company offering each year, dealers have to invest in proper equipment and training. They also have to agree to set pricing on these vehicles. I’m unclear if that is MSRP, or that they cannot charge pricing once it is set. Those that don’t do these things will not get to sell electric fords, and will therefore die out eventually. Automakers are realizing that in these times of internet and technology they can distribute and sell directly to customers, making them more profitable.
Working from home and hear random splashing sounds coming from the bathroom. Yup that's the dog drinking out of the toilet again. I'll remember it when she licks my face later
If only there was some way to prevent this. Perhaps a device that could stop her from accessing that water
kids are pathologically incapable of closing the front or back door and letting a million insects in no chance they close bathroom ones in the redav household
My daughter doesn’t even shut the hair supply drawer in the bathroom no matter how many times I tell her to. Like, just sticking way the fuck out asking to be walked into and broken and pissing me off. Think the lid of a toilet is getting shut all the time?
same concept. they won’t close the most important door in the house. no chance they close a toilet lid
I'm going to buy a taxidermized dog that looks like your dog and pretend it drowned That's why you always put the seat down