That stuff is all done laparoscopically, probably 1.5 days to shake the anesthesia…depending on their career they should be back to work in 4-5 days post op
I remember one of my junior high friends dad went to Mexico for a dental thing He was in the military too, so you know he had access to Healthcare. Just a part if the fun game of being an American who pays shit loads of taxes for very little
It’s not their best work but I think Burn After Reading might be my favorite Coen Bros movie. Every character is so richly drawn.
I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you’re a Mormon. Next to you we all have a drinking problem.
I wonder if that has anything to do with coming out the year after No Country For Old Men and being unfairly judged against it (two movies that could not be more different)
I am the worst person in the world when it comes to finding a TV show or movie I want to watch. I scroll endlessly and nothing seems to interest me.
I also do that pretty well, but I'm elite at starting a show, really enjoying the first couple episodes, then never coming back to it again.
My MIL had to factory reset her tablet yesterday. This was the convo she and my wife had on messenger.
I am TMB's primary consultant and am recommending cost-cutting measures and efficiencies. If you venmo me $9 by midnight, it will be cheaper for you and save everyone money.
PSA: when you see Bob Barker's name trending today, it's because it's his birthday, not because he's dead.
I rock the fuck out of some Christmas music during the holidays. For decades, I thought the ‘This Christmas’ dude was saying “trigger hand trigger hand now”. I always figured it was a reference/callback to something and I just didn’t get it. Nope. Lyric Genius tells me he’s saying “shake a hand”. Makes a lot more sense now in a Christmas song.
back in the late 90s Mrs. Celemo and I worked for a Farm and Ranch chain store's distribution center in Central Nebraska. We had a supervisor who was stuck in a shitty marriage. She would complain almost daily about her husband being unemployed, constantly on meth, masturbating all the time w/o cleaning up, and so on. She'd bitch about her bent spoons and vasoline/lube remnants being everywhere. The reason she didn't leave him was because of Beanie Babies. She was obsessed with them. She had daily routes she'd shop. Hallmark on Mondays, Hospital gift shop on Tuesday, etc. When MCDs was doing the Beanie Baby Happy Meals she buy as many as the MCDs would let her and then give the swing shift crew all the cheesburgers, nuggs, and fries. She must've spent thousands on her collection and her husband threatened to take 1/2 her Beanie Babies collection if she left him. I still think about this lady and her situation some times. We moved away and I wonder how long that woman stuck with her crappy husband...like how much did the Beanie Babies have to depreciate before she said fuck it and bounced and how long did it take her to get to that point?
Quite possibly, I think the wife is still FB friends with her...will have to ask next time I talk to her
I read this as your wife and her ex-husband and then had to read it again. Very happy to find out that your wife didn’t live in a meth ridden cum house.
I’ve had many. They’re no big deal. The sedative hits me super hard though and Im always groggy for the rest of the day but that’s the only part that’s really sucky.
had colonoscopy #2 last month, I may have told the doc afterwards she needed to write my wife a prescription to give me more blowjobs...
1st time I had an upper endoscopy, i looked at my wife and told the RN I had never seen her before in my life.
For weeks, my wife was asking me - do you remember when you said ______? It was like a blackout worse than any drunk night I’ve had. (But at least with no dehydration.)
Ah yes, central tractor. Went for feed, stayed for the go karts my parents always told me no about getting.