Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Celemo

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    That stuff is all done laparoscopically, probably 1.5 days to shake the anesthesia…depending on their career they should be back to work in 4-5 days post op
     
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  2. bigred77

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    I remember one of my junior high friends dad went to Mexico for a dental thing
    He was in the military too, so you know he had access to Healthcare.
    Just a part if the fun game of being an American who pays shit loads of taxes for very little
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    It’s not their best work but I think Burn After Reading might be my favorite Coen Bros movie. Every character is so richly drawn.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you’re a Mormon. Next to you we all have a drinking problem.
     
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  5. kinghill

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    It's so good but gets shit on often in reviews. It's good
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    I wonder if that has anything to do with coming out the year after No Country For Old Men and being unfairly judged against it (two movies that could not be more different)
     
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  7. Butthead

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    i;m watching this stupid movie fwi
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    Appearances can be deceptive
     
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  9. miles

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    I am the worst person in the world when it comes to finding a TV show or movie I want to watch. I scroll endlessly and nothing seems to interest me.
     
  10. NP13

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    And then you put on something you've seen 1000 times
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Christmas Vacation is on AMC. Followed by Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
     
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  12. Prospector

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    Um did you leave something stuck in your butthole?
     
  13. Degausser

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    I also do that pretty well, but I'm elite at starting a show, really enjoying the first couple episodes, then never coming back to it again.
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ve done this with so many shows that once I start watching them again I really like them.
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

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    Sounds like I'm probably going to have to get a colonoscopy done, FML
     
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  16. seanofthedead86

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    My MIL had to factory reset her tablet yesterday. This was the convo she and my wife had on messenger.

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  17. THEBLUERAIDER

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    #perspective
     
  18. SugarShaun

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    The prep is easily the worst part
     
  19. kinghill

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    who owns TMB?

    they could charge a $10 annual membership or something basic like that easily
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    I do. Everyone please venmo me $10 by midnight in order to maintain account access.
     
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  21. Dillingham

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    I am TMB's primary consultant and am recommending cost-cutting measures and efficiencies. If you venmo me $9 by midnight, it will be cheaper for you and save everyone money.
     
  22. Hank Scorpio

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    You're fired. Do not Venmo this person.
     
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  23. Hank Scorpio

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    PSA: when you see Bob Barker's name trending today, it's because it's his birthday, not because he's dead.
     
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  24. Jimmy the Saint

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    I thought he died years ago. Nice surprise.
     
  25. jbr

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    I rock the fuck out of some Christmas music during the holidays. For decades, I thought the ‘This Christmas’ dude was saying “trigger hand trigger hand now”. I always figured it was a reference/callback to something and I just didn’t get it.

    Nope. Lyric Genius tells me he’s saying “shake a hand”. Makes a lot more sense now in a Christmas song.
     
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  26. racer

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  27. Eathan Edwards

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    Writer was just ahead of his time.
     
  28. Corky Bucek

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    It’s called TMBlue
     
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  29. hudson

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    Megace.
     
  30. hudson

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    I think of the best purchase I’ve ever made was a theragun.
     
  31. Celemo

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    yeah I don't have AIDS man
     
  32. Butthead

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    :pffft: FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE is trending

     
  33. hudson

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    Neither did my grandmother
     
  34. Tiffin

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    Pooped...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
     
  35. Celemo

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    back in the late 90s Mrs. Celemo and I worked for a Farm and Ranch chain store's distribution center in Central Nebraska. We had a supervisor who was stuck in a shitty marriage. She would complain almost daily about her husband being unemployed, constantly on meth, masturbating all the time w/o cleaning up, and so on. She'd bitch about her bent spoons and vasoline/lube remnants being everywhere. The reason she didn't leave him was because of Beanie Babies. She was obsessed with them. She had daily routes she'd shop. Hallmark on Mondays, Hospital gift shop on Tuesday, etc. When MCDs was doing the Beanie Baby Happy Meals she buy as many as the MCDs would let her and then give the swing shift crew all the cheesburgers, nuggs, and fries. She must've spent thousands on her collection and her husband threatened to take 1/2 her Beanie Babies collection if she left him. I still think about this lady and her situation some times. We moved away and I wonder how long that woman stuck with her crappy husband...like how much did the Beanie Babies have to depreciate before she said fuck it and bounced and how long did it take her to get to that point?
     
  36. racer

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    Sorry, but she’s probably dead
     
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  37. Celemo

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    Quite possibly, I think the wife is still FB friends with her...will have to ask next time I talk to her
     
  38. One Two

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    That’s enough about TheFreak55 marriage
     
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  39. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I read this as your wife and her ex-husband and then had to read it again. Very happy to find out that your wife didn’t live in a meth ridden cum house.
     
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  40. racer

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    Not that meth ridden cum house.
     
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  41. shawnoc

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    I’ve had many. They’re no big deal.
    The sedative hits me super hard though and Im always groggy for the rest of the day but that’s the only part that’s really sucky.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    had colonoscopy #2 last month, I may have told the doc afterwards she needed to write my wife a prescription to give me more blowjobs... :facepalm:
     
  43. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    1st time I had an upper endoscopy, i looked at my wife and told the RN I had never seen her before in my life.
     
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  44. shawnoc

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    For weeks, my wife was asking me - do you remember when you said ______? It was like a blackout worse than any drunk night I’ve had. (But at least with no dehydration.)
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    Tractor Supply, Orscheln, or Bomgaars?
     
  46. Celemo

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    Country General...which got bought out around '98-99 by Central Tractor aka CT Farm Country
     
  47. racer

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    Ah yes, central tractor. Went for feed, stayed for the go karts my parents always told me no about getting.
     
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  48. Celemo

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    we liked zapping each other with cattle prods when the managers weren't looking...good times
     
  49. Truman

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