Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i thought this at first until they were like "oh yeah, sorry new guy"
     
  2. jbr

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    I’ve done the annual corporate physical for 20 years where they check your vision in a very basic way. I’ve always been better than 20/20 on those tests.

    This is my first visit to an optometrist.
     
  3. bigred77

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    So "first eye exam of my life" was a lie?
     
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  4. jbr

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    Me: This is the first time I’ve gotten my eyes checked in my life.
    Optometrist: Really?
    Me: Yep, unless you count getting vision checked during an annual physical.
    Optometrist: That’s not an eye exam.
    Me: Thanks for clarifying. There will be some cunt on TMB that will want to argue over this.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  6. bigred77

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    This is sad
     
  7. 2

    2 GBR
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    I filled out a bracket because, but I just don’t give a hoot about the tournament like never before. Same has happened recently for all sports I still follow. Pandemic, old age, kids, etc
     
  8. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    This is by far the year I’ve followed basketball the least and felt pretty lost on my bracket. Didn’t even really want to play, but I got the email and I’ve been in it for like 15 years.
     
  9. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  10. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    Happy St Patrick’s Day to all the weird adults that celebrate it with earnest.
     
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  11. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    Mrs. Celemo was trying to get me to wear green today. She was unsuccessful
     
  12. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    My daughter tried. I told her Michigan was playing a team that wears green today and she was cool.
     
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  13. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    :respek: told the wife the same thing
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    I'm wearing orange for Daniel Ocean today.

    Go Vols!

    I lied. White polo, gray hat.
     
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    I fucking feel all of this, although I felt I made a rebound this year following CBB a little more. Outside of Tennessee football, I believe I watched the least amount of NFL and NCAA than ever before. I was disinterested in fantasy football for the first time.

    I'd rather go fishing tomorrow morning/early afternoon. And if they are biting, I'm not leaving to watch basketball. I'm probably going to take my daughter to the park and whatnot after the Vols game today instead of parking in front of 4 TVs all evening.
     
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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Blue plus yellow equals green! Lol!
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  18. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    I gotta wear Orange for Boise State.
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you can’t see the Black and Tan colors
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Hurt my knee carrying two 5 gallon things of water up the stairs and twisted my ankle walking my pup because I didn’t see a dip in the grass. Getting old fucking sucks.
     
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  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Tops weren’t high enough
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Posted from a girl I grew up with. Yes they’re most likely stolen and yes that’s a bag of dope in the pic. She’s been in and out of prison for drugs for years.
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  23. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I was in a pre-calculus class in March or April of 2002 when a kid in my class randomly raised his hand and very excitedly said “Ms. May, Ms May, did you hear about the World Trade Center?” She said, “no, Matthew. What?” He responded, completely deadpan, “these terrorists hijacked planes and crashed them into it!” It brought the house down. I thought of it today, and I’m still cracking up.
     
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  24. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    go-to dispensary had been out of live resin/rosin carts for over a week so had been buying elsewhere. Just got a text notification they're back in stock :chatzy:
     
  25. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    I haven’t smoked weed in 18 years and it appears the game has changed since then because I have no idea what this means. I’m happy for you though.
     
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  26. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    3.9 earthquake just hit about seven miles away. Scared the crap out of the cats, which was mildly entertaining
     
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  27. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    When you think of the song Hotel California and hear it in your head, which version do you default to?

    For example I hear the one with the slight reverb/feedback at the very beginning from the Eagles Live album when I think of the song.

    Debating if there are live versions of songs that are better/more recognizable than the original studio versions.
     
  28. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    The Spanish version by Gipsy Kings from The Big Lebowski

     
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  29. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    I think of that one before the studio version too.
     
  30. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    The Live Aid performance of Bohemian Rhapsody
     
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  31. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Really anything from Stop Making Sense but particularly Once In A Lifetime and This Must Be The Place. Also, Dancing In The Dark.
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

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    Just lost an argument to the wife - I was fully confident this song was "I keep dancing on the pole"

     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    Tears in Heaven unplugged version
     
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  35. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    We need school more than ever.

     
  36. Degausser

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    I enjoy this song. Their harmonies are top notch.

     
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  37. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  38. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Def hell freezes over. My mom played that album when I was a kid, so those were my first eagles memories.



    Layla
     
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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Also Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me featuring George Michael.
     
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  40. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!!
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    or a calculator
     
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  42. NP13

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    it's not the math
     
  43. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    I don’t think we had that cable package, but beautiful.
     
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  44. Shinzonᴵᴵ

    Shinzonᴵᴵ °°°°°
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    Wish people knew how to use “I” correctly. The rule is simple. People think it sounds better to just use “I” no matter what. But he just said, “I’s friend booked us a table…” Nobody uses the shit they learn in high school anyway. So your entire sophomore year should just be learning how to use me/I correctly.
    /rant
     
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  45. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Me agree with this
     
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  46. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    STL might be the worst food city in the country.
     
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    You don’t like fake cheese on your pizza?
     
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  48. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    That's definitely not true. Isn't Grand Island worse? Gillette WY? Elko NV? Alma MI? There's no way
     
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