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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Jan 1, 2022.
i thought this at first until they were like "oh yeah, sorry new guy"
I’ve done the annual corporate physical for 20 years where they check your vision in a very basic way. I’ve always been better than 20/20 on those tests.
This is my first visit to an optometrist.
So "first eye exam of my life" was a lie?
Me: This is the first time I’ve gotten my eyes checked in my life.
Me: Yep, unless you count getting vision checked during an annual physical.
Optometrist: That’s not an eye exam.
Me: Thanks for clarifying. There will be some cunt on TMB that will want to argue over this.
This is sad
I filled out a bracket because, but I just don’t give a hoot about the tournament like never before. Same has happened recently for all sports I still follow. Pandemic, old age, kids, etc
This is by far the year I’ve followed basketball the least and felt pretty lost on my bracket. Didn’t even really want to play, but I got the email and I’ve been in it for like 15 years.
Happy St Patrick’s Day to all the weird adults that celebrate it with earnest.
Mrs. Celemo was trying to get me to wear green today. She was unsuccessful
My daughter tried. I told her Michigan was playing a team that wears green today and she was cool.
told the wife the same thing
I'm wearing orange for Daniel Ocean today.
I lied. White polo, gray hat.
I fucking feel all of this, although I felt I made a rebound this year following CBB a little more. Outside of Tennessee football, I believe I watched the least amount of NFL and NCAA than ever before. I was disinterested in fantasy football for the first time.
I'd rather go fishing tomorrow morning/early afternoon. And if they are biting, I'm not leaving to watch basketball. I'm probably going to take my daughter to the park and whatnot after the Vols game today instead of parking in front of 4 TVs all evening.
Blue plus yellow equals green! Lol!
I gotta wear Orange for Boise State.
you can’t see the Black and Tan colors
Hurt my knee carrying two 5 gallon things of water up the stairs and twisted my ankle walking my pup because I didn’t see a dip in the grass. Getting old fucking sucks.
Tops weren’t high enough
Posted from a girl I grew up with. Yes they’re most likely stolen and yes that’s a bag of dope in the pic. She’s been in and out of prison for drugs for years.
I was in a pre-calculus class in March or April of 2002 when a kid in my class randomly raised his hand and very excitedly said “Ms. May, Ms May, did you hear about the World Trade Center?” She said, “no, Matthew. What?” He responded, completely deadpan, “these terrorists hijacked planes and crashed them into it!” It brought the house down. I thought of it today, and I’m still cracking up.
go-to dispensary had been out of live resin/rosin carts for over a week so had been buying elsewhere. Just got a text notification they're back in stock
I haven’t smoked weed in 18 years and it appears the game has changed since then because I have no idea what this means. I’m happy for you though.
3.9 earthquake just hit about seven miles away. Scared the crap out of the cats, which was mildly entertaining
When you think of the song Hotel California and hear it in your head, which version do you default to?
For example I hear the one with the slight reverb/feedback at the very beginning from the Eagles Live album when I think of the song.
Debating if there are live versions of songs that are better/more recognizable than the original studio versions.
The Spanish version by Gipsy Kings from The Big Lebowski
I think of that one before the studio version too.
The Live Aid performance of Bohemian Rhapsody
Really anything from Stop Making Sense but particularly Once In A Lifetime and This Must Be The Place. Also, Dancing In The Dark.
Just lost an argument to the wife - I was fully confident this song was "I keep dancing on the pole"
Tears in Heaven unplugged version
We need school more than ever.
I enjoy this song. Their harmonies are top notch.
Def hell freezes over. My mom played that album when I was a kid, so those were my first eagles memories.
Also Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me featuring George Michael.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!!
or a calculator
it's not the math
I don’t think we had that cable package, but beautiful.
Wish people knew how to use “I” correctly. The rule is simple. People think it sounds better to just use “I” no matter what. But he just said, “I’s friend booked us a table…” Nobody uses the shit they learn in high school anyway. So your entire sophomore year should just be learning how to use me/I correctly.
Me agree with this
STL might be the worst food city in the country.
You don’t like fake cheese on your pizza?
That's definitely not true. Isn't Grand Island worse? Gillette WY? Elko NV? Alma MI? There's no way