Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Butthead

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    Oh your car needs a new oil pump? Here's a saltwater fish tank
     
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  2. Celemo

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    I remember them putting a fucking washing machine in some surfer's pos van so he could wash his wetsuits while he drove home from the beach
     
  3. Redav

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    We put a sink in your center console!

    Oh ok. Thank you
     
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  4. Celemo

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    yo dawg I heard you like carnivals so we put a cotton candy machine in your Chrysler LeBaron
     
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  5. Truman

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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    while I was mostly joking I remember seeing a video that the “chicken nuggets” were some sort of paste. Maybe I’m mistaken but I will try and find the video.
     
  7. Truman

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    Then think of how much more water it takes to make almond milk for those selfish and snowflake vegans and lactose intollerant.

    Just awful people!
     
  8. Pharm

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    its still a paste made from chickens
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    There’s degrees here but ethical consumption is almost impossible is my point
     
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  10. Truman

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    I know what youre going for, and I agree. I was just being a silly idiot
     
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  11. JonathanCoachman

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    Definitely the coolest car I’ve encountered while driving.

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  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Is it getting towed?
     
  13. Cornelius Suttree

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    Someone brought churro donuts in this morning and oh my god that was delicious. Feel like I should write a thank you note
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    No. Damn tow truck ruined my photo.

    That might be the only time I’ve seen someone with a Montana license plate before too
     
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  15. Corky Bucek

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    Montana is the place to register expensive cars and pay minimal taxes and registration fees.
     
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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    I hate thinking about how little it would take for this country to have free healthcare, reasonably priced higher education etc if rich assholes just paid their taxes honestly. Shit like this, Delaware Corporations fucking suck. I have some sympathy for places like the Cayman Islands but tax havens like The City of London, Ireland and Switzerland can go fuck themselves.
     
  17. a.tramp

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    How do flat-earthers explain day and night, the disappearance of the sun, moon, and stars?
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Flight patterns are my favorite of this kind of debunking evidence.

    I’d hate to fly coach on the flight that goes from one diagonal endpoint to its opposite diagonal endpoint.
     
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  19. JonathanCoachman

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    And why would there be a coordinated cover up to hide the truth that the Earth is flat? There isn’t a single incentive for the people keeping it a secret (it’s almost always the Jews) to go to such extraordinary lengths to fool the masses.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    sun and moon go “under” (below the horizon) of
    the earth. The fuck is wrong with you?
     
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  21. Prospector

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    what is on the underside?
     
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  22. Butthead

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    A secret nazi base
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what’s on the underside of anything? I feel like you guys are just fucking with me now.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that’s on the inside they’d fall off if they were under. Come on use your brains moran.
     
  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Fuck Werner von Braun for trolling us for 25 years. The guy clearly knew how to get to the moon even before he got his “Useful Nazi Pardon”.
     
  27. Tiffin

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    Balls?
     
  28. JonathanCoachman

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    Barry Zuckercorn’s?
     
  29. OZ2

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    going down that rabbit hole with one is an incredibly sobering fact that we are surrounded by so many idiots.
     
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  30. Nandor the Relentless

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    The Demogorgon
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    wait are there people on here that believe the world is round? I thought a.tramp ’s post was sarcasm. Was he serious?
     
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  32. bigred77

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    It's a flat circle
     
  33. Degausser

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    I'm here to one-up you. I was behind this bad boy today.

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  34. bigred77

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    What are you driving?
    It looks like you are looking down at that truck
     
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  35. Degausser

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    Tractor-trailer
     
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  36. PaulKemp

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    Takes on a much different meaning if you interpret as goatse
     
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  37. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Turtles all the way down the line
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    They don't. They are fucking morons.
     
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  39. BayouMafia

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    Tornado sirens are blaring and it looks like the middle of a hurricane outside my house right now but the UPS guy just ran up to the door and delivered whatever useless crap my wife ordered off of Amazon
     
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  40. BayouMafia

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    Related: maybe a guy with this last name shouldn’t be reporting on severe weather
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  41. Dump

    Dump No longer associated with Texas A&M or Jimbob
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  42. JonathanCoachman

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    It makes me happy to think about how there are certainly many of these kinds of people that are descended from men that fought for The Union but zero men who fought for The Confederacy.

    It wouldn’t make a difference because they’re more married to being racist than their ancestral history.
     
  43. Kevintensity

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    A donut machine with 400 degree hot oil is extremely practical, sir
     
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  44. NDJOECA

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    If you say this shit within 100 miles of Fresno you get put on a kill list.
     
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  45. kinghill

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    Those of you TMB'ers who aren't rich and have kids getting up in the ages.. middle school age.. ever struggle with decisions to do bigger $-wise family vacations vs just cheap local stuff just so you can put more into savings?

    Feel like damn, only got 6 more years with the kids under my roof. They aren't gone after that of course but building memories/new places/new experiences - that window is only open so long at least to experience with them.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    time is the only thing you can’t get back or buy more of take that fwiw
     
  47. Celemo

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    Kinda depends on your family dynamic. We’re a little more on the frugal side and are content with renting a nice place on the coast or in the high desert for a week. Some of my friends go on lavish vacations 2-3 times a year because that is a higher priority for them. I didn’t go on many vacations when I was a kid so it wasn’t that important to me.
     
  48. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot the tastiest of tots
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    I have opinions on this but as a non-parent I'm going to do everyone a favor and keep them to myself. You're welcome.
     
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  49. fattus

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    Thanks for the heads up.
     
  50. Nandor the Relentless

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    I barely remember anything about any vacation I ever had as a child, even the ones that were the very best. Maybe I’m just an outlier, been just a tad bit under 20 years since I was a minor though.
     
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