Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Shut up, no one cares about grammar as an adult and language is fluid anyways
     
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  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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  3. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Wrong.
     
  4. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    prove it
     
  5. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    You’re wrong.
     
  6. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Whatever Im going to make up words with Bill Shakespeare
     
  7. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode stacking krabby patties
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    Our family didnt take a lot of vacations but the two big ones we did as a family in the south - one long drive to the east coast (Disney in Orlando), one long flight to the west coast (san diego)... Ill remember them forever. Just cool to learn how big / different the world is
     
  8. mizz1439

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    Where’d you go/where’d you actually want to go?
     
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  9. ashy larry

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  10. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    And?
     
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  11. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Not me, but someone I know slipped on a floor after celebrating Illinois' close win against Chattanooga and now their hip is purple and they might die
     
  12. Corky Bucek

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    I just walked past a lady who had her cat in a stroller
     
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  13. ashy larry

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  14. ashy larry

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    get that shit nice and seasoned
     
  15. Truman

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  16. Nandor the Relentless

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    One of the schools I worked at used to have some old woman come to some of the sporting events with a cat stuffed animal.
     
  17. SugarShaun

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    That was the one he quoted when he posted the other one
     
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  18. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  19. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    Is there an active TMB thread to discuss tequila
     
  20. PaulKemp

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    Anyone here walk away from a soul-sucking corporate type job to join a non-profit or start their own business and want to tell me that it was the best decision they ever made to confirm my bias?
     
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  21. a.tramp

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  22. Handcuffed

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    i spent 10 years at a non-profit before leaving a couple of years ago.

    definitely miss it (or most of it), but it was just as much work and just as much stress IMO.
     
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    We went on vacation to Myrtle Beach for a week :americafuckyeah:
     
  24. Pharm

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    There is a guy in my neighborhood that pushes his dogs around in a stroller. I stopped and talked him one day. He adopts special needs dogs and most have trouble walking so this his how he gets them fresh air. He is a awesome dude, glad I stopped and talked to him one day. Now we talk every time I see him.
     
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  25. bigred77

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    Look at this weirdo who talks to his neighbors
     
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  26. Pharm

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    Y’all don’t talk to your neighbors before sucking their dicks?
     
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  27. bigred77

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    That would make things awkward
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Probably makes eye contact as well. Smdh
     
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  29. Truman

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    I will not
     
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  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I farted in my car last night and it still smelled like that fart this morning
     
  31. teel

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    Ever since twitter fucked with the home screen for 2 days before switching back the app completely refreshes like 90% of the time I open it
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    Did you eat farts yesterday or something?
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Use a third-party Twitter app.
     
  34. Butthead

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    Chinese food from safeway
     
  35. Nandor the Relentless

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    So yes
     
  36. ashy larry

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  37. ashy larry

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  38. Prospector

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    I know this topic has been covered, can't find the thread tho. Anyway fellas, Let 'em rip

    Refusing To Pass Gas In Front Of Boyfriend Sends Pop Star To Hospital
    By Dave Basner

    March 24, 2022

    wind up in the hospital. It's a lesson that Brazilian superstar Pocah just learned, and she's sharing it with her 15 million Instagram followers.

    From the hospital, the 27-year-old singer posted stories about what happened. She explained that after spending hours too embarrassed to fart in front of her boyfriend, she woke up at 5:30 in the morning with severe stomach pains. She went to the ER and explained to her fans, "That's it guys. I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of trapped farts." She went on to urge her followers to pass their gas, saying, "Girls, don't be ashamed to fart in front of your guy because what's really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you're in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being 'trapped farts.'"

    She added, "From now on, I'm letting them rip guys."

    Pocah, who has been performing for 10 years, blamed her poor decision on a thread on TikTok that suggested she ignore stomach pains.

    The average actually person farts 14 times a day, and if that gas is held in, it could lead to a build-up of pressure which causes discomfort and that gas will eventually come out in an uncontrollable fart.
     
  39. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    low key great
     
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  40. fattus

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    Once again I am very much above average in something.
     
  41. Corky Bucek

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    That’s the Stussy S, buddy
     
  42. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I left a job from one of the biggest hospital chains in the country for a local small hospital and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made .
     
  43. ashy larry

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  44. Truman

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    Springfield IL is trash. They do have a not terrible lake. Part of it is warmed by a power plant, so the catfish grow to be ginormous.
     
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  45. ashy larry

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    but corndogs
     
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  46. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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  47. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    close second

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  48. ramszoolander

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    As a parent, to be honest, this is one of the big reasons to try to better yourself. I agree entirely with what you said. I don't have anything against Disney type trips but that's more my wife's thing. I really look at trips is an opportunity for the kids to grow as a person.
     
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  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    Saw a transcript where a kid took six different karate classes during their undergrad days. I'm jealous
     
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