Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. yaywaffles

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    defending my prospectus on monday and honestly nervous as fuck
     
  2. Goose

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    How does this work?
     
  3. yaywaffles

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    i propose a research project, submit it to my committee, and get interrogated about its value and viability for 2 hours
     
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  4. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

     
  5. hood b. goode

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    go in there like this

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  6. Butthead

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    Here's what I would do with that scenario

    Think about the thing for weeks/months. Wait until the last possible second to start prepping for it. Throw together some thing that isn't representative of the work I've done. Throw in some jokes that don't work with the audience.

    Don't do those things and you'll be fine
     
  7. ashy larry

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    hit us with the deets!
     
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  8. TC

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    What if his committee just responds “cliffs?” lol
     
  9. ashy larry

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    tldr!
     
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  10. Tobias

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    disagree. do no prep for it. have like 3-4 beers before hand. not enough to get drunk but to get a buzz. then just wing it on some light drunk confidence
     
  11. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

     
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  12. Upton^2

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    such a great movie
     
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  13. yaywaffles

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    this is pretty much how it's done traditionally tbh
     
  14. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. TC

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    Why so late in the semester? I think our faculty are already at Martha’s Vineyard
     
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  16. yaywaffles

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    semester's actually over. committee members were just swamped so it took awhile to get the prospectus turned around
     
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  17. ashy larry

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    at this point we just need a dudes rock thread

     
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  18. Lip

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    Don’t expect any sympathy from Seth Rogan
     
  19. hudson

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    Watch the movie defending you’re life with herb brooks before you go in.
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Albert?
     
  21. hudson

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    Yes dammit, I always confuse their names.
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    I was trying to imagine Herb Brooks in a movie.
     
  23. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Wouldn’t want to crash riding in it, but this is pretty impressive.

     
  24. a.tramp

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    Yeah but how good are they at Fortnight?
     
  25. Lucky24Seven

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    Found some pretty cool coins at my grandma’s today.
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  26. Owsley

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  27. Clown Baby

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    Those are my coins, I left them there a while back. Please return them to me via certified mail ASAP. Thanks
     
  28. Hogview

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  29. Nole0515

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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    you could have at least called in your expert friend
     
  31. fattus

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    Looks like Sizzler is on Grandma tonight!
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    I've been getting a full ad campaign from putting green companies for like a week - tv ads, mailers, YouTube ads.

    I have never discussed getting a putting green, looked into getting a putting green, don't have remotely the amount of space required to have one unless I convert the living room.

    Weird as hell.
     
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  33. NP13

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    Bet the guy that stole your phone did
     
  34. Eathan Edwards

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    It seems like an odd first move - but if he bought one better believe I'm getting access.
     
  35. spagett

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    Keep seeing game of thrones promotions for hbomax on twitter

    They've turned off the comments for every one I've seen
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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  37. bertwing

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    Was driving home from my moms tonight and I went down this long straight country road near a national park and saw headlights in the ditch. I pull over and turn on my hazards and see a motorcycle laid down in the ditch with its lights on and the key still in it. I look around and see a hat about 15’ from the bike, and then a shoe about 50’ before the bike. I didn’t see or hear anyone so I start looking around. I find another shoe about 50 yards past the bike, and a mirror from the bike a little further. It’s nothing but woods next to the ditch so he couldn’t have gone too far in there.

    I called the police but it’s out in county and it took them like 35 minutes to get there. They said it wasn’t reported stolen and were going to check the hospitals for any shoeless people that are pretty fucked up from a wreck. He was probably going at least 60-70 when he laid it down. No idea how I didn’t find a dead body.

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  38. The Banks

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    We had a guy who got a DUI because he was mowing his neighbors lawn (who was gone for two weeks on vacation) at midnight while absolutely hammered.

    I see no issue, good neighbor.
     
  39. The Banks

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    Which reminds me of my favorite local drunk story. There’s a couple rivers that flow through town. Lots of houses and businesses along the rivers.

    Back in the early 90s there was a guy who was drinking at a bar along the river, then he drove his airboat (some call them fanboats) to the next bar, notably not on the river but down the street, got a drink there then bar hopped to the next place, notably again, along the main street through town in his air boat, and got called in by some asshole. Sparks flew as the HDPE wore away against the asphalt. And he got picked up for a DUI as he was getting his first drink at the bar (aptly called the Boatel).
     
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  40. fattus

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    I have had those same thoughts drunk at midnight.

    I assume it was light out when he did it? Cause I think the darkness is the only thing that stopped me.
     
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  41. Lip

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    How’d they arrest him if the keys weren’t in the ignition? That seems like an easy case.
     
  42. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
  43. The Banks

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    Yeah May-July it doesn’t get dark here.
     
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  44. ashy larry

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    dudes rock

     
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  45. jbr

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    I’ve been mainlining a pound or two of Boar’s Head jerk turkey a week for the last couple months. It’d be cheaper for me to pick up an opioid habit when lunch meat is running me $13/lb.
     
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  46. fattus

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    Umm
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Dude who was just checking me in at the dispensary apparently lives a couple floors above me. I'm very much an introvert and don't really like hanging out with others. But he has invited me to hit his bong whenever so that's very nice of him
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Could be the start of a porno