Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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  2. teel

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    My building just got new Echelons instead of Pelotons, poor people stuff smh
     
  3. Homo Erectus

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    Can't wait to see Cornelius Suttree reprise his role as Dick Ryder in the upcoming film "Ass For Grass 420"
    :quagmire:
     
  4. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Encountered a youtuber in real life today

    Heard someone talking loud, turned the corner and he was reviewing several pairs of socks... at Walmart.

    Just felt bad for him
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    serial killer or porn are the only two paths this leads to
     
  6. Homo Erectus

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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'll never be able to hear someone say "Now I'm done" without thinking about Brady Quinn
     
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  8. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    For anyone under 30, if someone said “ow, I got a charley horse” - would you know what they mean?
     
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  9. Homo Erectus

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    Just asked my 25 y.o. grandkids. They had no idea what that is
     
  10. Chumbolone

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    My wife didn’t know either.
     
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  11. Homo Erectus

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    Tell her it means a rimjob or a ratchet set
     
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  12. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Classic banger Tuesday...

     
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  13. yaywaffles

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    passed and entered into phd candidacy

    not gonna be a very sober week/summer
     
  14. Willpépé

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  15. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    Willpépé check your DM's we're waiting on you so we can start the rookie draft in the Dynasty league.
     
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  16. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’m 31 and know what it means. My 25-26 year old sisters definitely do as well. Perhaps it’s a regional thing?
     
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  17. TC

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    Took him til Wednesday to tell us. Someone got drunk Tuesday
     
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  18. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    I'm curious...what the fuck else would you call it?

    EDIT: I guess maybe leg cramp
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    the first time i heard people refer to a cramp as a charley horse i thought they were old af
     
  20. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    Nvm
     
  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Chuck Appaloosa
     
  22. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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  23. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Man Dies Of Heart Attack While Burying His Girlfriend In His Backyard
    By Bill Galluccio

    May 11, 2022

    A South Carolina man suffered a heart attack and died while he was trying to bury the body of his girlfriend in his backyard. The Edgefield County Sheriff said they received a report of an unresponsive man and dispatched deputies to the home of 60-year-old Joseph McKinnon.

    When they arrived, they found McKinnon's body in the backyard. There were no signs of trauma on his body, and the deputies suspected that he died of natural causes. As officers continued to investigate his death, they found the body of Patricia Ruth Dent, 65, partially buried in a freshly dug pit.

    An autopsy report on the bodies determined that McKinnon died from a heart attack while Dent was strangled to death.

    Investigators said that McKinnon attacked Dent inside of his home and then wrapped her body in trash bags. He then dragged her body outside and started to dig a pit in his backyard. While he was covering up Dent's body, he suffered a heart attack and died.

    Authorities did not say what caused McKinnon to attack Dent.

    Dent's family was shocked to learn that she had been killed.

    “I’m shocked. I didn’t see any of that coming,” Dent's twin sister Pamela Briggs told WRDW. “Everybody who ever met her liked her. She was just full of energy. She was 65 and working."

    Better headline, Joseph McKinnon dies of broken heart
     
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  24. Nandor the Relentless

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    Yesterday I went to visit some of my friends at one of the colleges I used to work at. One of the people I wanted to see wasn’t available. Went to Richmond today and unbelievably ran into that person while I was there. Crazy times.
     
  25. Prospector

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    U.S. Soldier Killed In Bear Attack During Training Mission In Alaska
    By Bill Galluccio

    May 11, 2022

    A United States soldier was killed during a training exercise near Anchorage, Alaska. The soldier, who has not been identified, was part of a small team that was training near the Anchorage Regional Landfill.

    The team was attacked by a bear, and the soldier was fatally injured. Officials at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson said that the 673rd Security Forces Squadron responded to the attack and that Alaska Wildlife Troopers are trying to locate the bear.

    The area near the attack, which is known as TA 412, has been closed to all recreational activity until the bear has been located.

    Officials did not say what type of bear attacked the soldier or what sparked the deadly encounter.

    Authorities said they would provide more information once it becomes available and will release the name of the soldier after their family has been notified.
     
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  26. bigred77

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  27. fattus

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    Minnesota looking better every day.
     
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  28. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles cheese monster
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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  29. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
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    U-turn = "flipping a bitch" around here (VA)
    Donut = "whipping shitty"? Sure why not.
     
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  30. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Hey guys, you know where would be a great place to do outdoor exercises? Near a giant pile of trash in bear country. What could go wrong?
     
  31. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Ikr, it isn't like they have millions of acres on actual bases
     
  32. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Maybe they thought it would only be a trash panda
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Pollen normally doesn't get to me much, but today I've been so congested that it's starting to make my ears hurt.
     
  34. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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  35. One Two

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    My throat is killing me. Allergies pretty horrible right now
     
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  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Sounds like you are riddled with covid. :twocents:
     
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  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I hate ordering food without realizing it's served cold. Ordered a shrimp dish just now that I thought was served hot with garlic butter.. Turns out to be more of a shrimp salad situation.
     
  38. Nandor the Relentless

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    It's only slightly bothered me for quite a long time after it making my life miserable for several months a year as a child. This is the worst it's been in quite a long time. I can still breath through one nostril for the most part, I'm just having to blow my nose constantly.
     
  39. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    You're too young to have ear issues
     
  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    How young do you think I am?
     
  41. Prospector

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    Under 30 can't have ear issues according to the check in thread. I think. He'll, idk. I'm old.
     
  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    Try 37
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i thought you were I your mid 40s
     
  44. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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  45. The Banks

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    Same here and makes sense. We need a state by state map of this stuff.
     
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  46. The Banks

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    64K acres at JBER.
     
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  47. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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  48. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Or casseroles
     
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  49. Truman

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    The first time I learned about Charley Horses was when my friends older brother asked me what the name of the horse is? I said idk and he punched me in the thigh… ITS CHARLEY!

    I was so confused. Then I did it to my little brother as soon as I got home and got in trouble.
     
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