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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Jan 1, 2022.
My building just got new Echelons instead of Pelotons, poor people stuff smh
Can't wait to see Cornelius Suttree reprise his role as Dick Ryder in the upcoming film "Ass For Grass 420"
Encountered a youtuber in real life today
Heard someone talking loud, turned the corner and he was reviewing several pairs of socks... at Walmart.
Just felt bad for him
serial killer or porn are the only two paths this leads to
I'll never be able to hear someone say "Now I'm done" without thinking about Brady Quinn
For anyone under 30, if someone said “ow, I got a charley horse” - would you know what they mean?
Just asked my 25 y.o. grandkids. They had no idea what that is
My wife didn’t know either.
Tell her it means a rimjob or a ratchet set
Classic banger Tuesday...
passed and entered into phd candidacy
not gonna be a very sober week/summer
Willpépé check your DM's we're waiting on you so we can start the rookie draft in the Dynasty league.
I’m 31 and know what it means. My 25-26 year old sisters definitely do as well. Perhaps it’s a regional thing?
Took him til Wednesday to tell us. Someone got drunk Tuesday
I'm curious...what the fuck else would you call it?
EDIT: I guess maybe leg cramp
the first time i heard people refer to a cramp as a charley horse i thought they were old af
Man Dies Of Heart Attack While Burying His Girlfriend In His Backyard
By Bill Galluccio
May 11, 2022
A South Carolina man suffered a heart attack and died while he was trying to bury the body of his girlfriend in his backyard. The Edgefield County Sheriff said they received a report of an unresponsive man and dispatched deputies to the home of 60-year-old Joseph McKinnon.
When they arrived, they found McKinnon's body in the backyard. There were no signs of trauma on his body, and the deputies suspected that he died of natural causes. As officers continued to investigate his death, they found the body of Patricia Ruth Dent, 65, partially buried in a freshly dug pit.
An autopsy report on the bodies determined that McKinnon died from a heart attack while Dent was strangled to death.
Investigators said that McKinnon attacked Dent inside of his home and then wrapped her body in trash bags. He then dragged her body outside and started to dig a pit in his backyard. While he was covering up Dent's body, he suffered a heart attack and died.
Authorities did not say what caused McKinnon to attack Dent.
Dent's family was shocked to learn that she had been killed.
“I’m shocked. I didn’t see any of that coming,” Dent's twin sister Pamela Briggs told WRDW. “Everybody who ever met her liked her. She was just full of energy. She was 65 and working."
Better headline, Joseph McKinnon dies of broken heart
Yesterday I went to visit some of my friends at one of the colleges I used to work at. One of the people I wanted to see wasn’t available. Went to Richmond today and unbelievably ran into that person while I was there. Crazy times.
U.S. Soldier Killed In Bear Attack During Training Mission In Alaska
By Bill Galluccio
May 11, 2022
A United States soldier was killed during a training exercise near Anchorage, Alaska. The soldier, who has not been identified, was part of a small team that was training near the Anchorage Regional Landfill.
The team was attacked by a bear, and the soldier was fatally injured. Officials at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson said that the 673rd Security Forces Squadron responded to the attack and that Alaska Wildlife Troopers are trying to locate the bear.
The area near the attack, which is known as TA 412, has been closed to all recreational activity until the bear has been located.
Officials did not say what type of bear attacked the soldier or what sparked the deadly encounter.
Authorities said they would provide more information once it becomes available and will release the name of the soldier after their family has been notified.
#Minnesota Golden Gophers
Minnesota looking better every day.
U-turn = "flipping a bitch" around here (VA)
Donut = "whipping shitty"? Sure why not.
Hey guys, you know where would be a great place to do outdoor exercises? Near a giant pile of trash in bear country. What could go wrong?
Ikr, it isn't like they have millions of acres on actual bases
Maybe they thought it would only be a trash panda
Pollen normally doesn't get to me much, but today I've been so congested that it's starting to make my ears hurt.
My throat is killing me. Allergies pretty horrible right now
Sounds like you are riddled with covid.
I hate ordering food without realizing it's served cold. Ordered a shrimp dish just now that I thought was served hot with garlic butter.. Turns out to be more of a shrimp salad situation.
It's only slightly bothered me for quite a long time after it making my life miserable for several months a year as a child. This is the worst it's been in quite a long time. I can still breath through one nostril for the most part, I'm just having to blow my nose constantly.
You're too young to have ear issues
How young do you think I am?
Under 30 can't have ear issues according to the check in thread. I think. He'll, idk. I'm old.
i thought you were I your mid 40s
Also used here interchangeably, if not more so.
Same here and makes sense. We need a state by state map of this stuff.
64K acres at JBER.
Wait till you find out what they call the game "Duck, Duck, Goose"
The first time I learned about Charley Horses was when my friends older brother asked me what the name of the horse is? I said idk and he punched me in the thigh… ITS CHARLEY!
I was so confused. Then I did it to my little brother as soon as I got home and got in trouble.