Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I must have been old for a really long time
     
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  2. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    When you get really good at it, having obligations don't factor into the equation
     
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  3. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Day drinking > late nights

    Recently had a kid though so I had a beer at 3 am this morning feeding him/trying to get him to sleep. Not exactly like 3 AM beers in the old days.
     
  4. Homo Erectus

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    Driving = obligation?
     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Driving = obligations? Yes
     
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  6. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    No idea how to go about it. But since they love to buy/sell stuff like that then you could take that money and buy them one of those unclaimed storage lockers like on storage wars. Then they can have the fun of discovering what’s in there and then selling it. But yeah easier said than done. Not sure how to make that happen.
     
  7. Degausser

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    I am currently doing this. Wife is out running errands or something, so I'm just hanging out with the dogs with a really nice buzz currently.
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Ayn Rand was as wrong about architecture as she was about economics.
     
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  9. ~ taylor ~

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    Made myself a vodka collins while watching Bluey with my daughter.
     
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  10. Degausser

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    I'm on my third double IPA in not a large amount of time. I'd usually be beyond the preferred buzz with that, but it's working perfectly today for some reason.
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd be hammered. I had a couple of 5.0 ales before the cocktail and am feeling great. Will be grilling shortly.
     
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  12. fattus

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    I really want to drink bad today but I’ll just live vicariously through all y’all.
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I'll regret this tomorrow
     
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  14. Degausser

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    You're in recovery, correct? Or am I thinking of the wrong guy?
     
  15. Jimmy the Saint

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    Stay strong, man.
     
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  16. fattus

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    Yeah. Some days are easier than others. Just gotta take it one day at a time.
     
  17. Degausser

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    You've got this, bud. I hope the discussion in here didn't make things more difficult.
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    Harkening back to the whole refusal to kill bees thing, how can I gently tell some carpenter bees to fuck off?
     
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  19. Han Solo

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    Drinking is overrated. Go enjoy your evening. You got this.
     
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  20. Degausser

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    Are they damaging your property? If so, those die.
     
  21. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Have some iced tea (not sweetened) like I am right now. It's delicious!
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    They’re digging holes (???) in my decks to presumably give birth. There’s like four spots so it’s not huge but I’d like for them to not and I also don’t want to murder them.
     
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  23. Degausser

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    I don't know the humane answer, but I had to murder some last year that were digging into the ceiling of my porch. Haven't had any issues yet this year.
     
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  24. fattus

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    Absolutely not!
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Stick your dick in there
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg
     
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  27. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Do carpenter bees pollinate? I choose to believe they don’t.
     
  28. fattus

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    Yes and are the only pollinators of a few species.
     
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  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    ….farts
     
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  30. southlick

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    I muted every version of Eurovision on twitter and then CNN sends me an update on my phone about who won.
    :awshucks:
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Prospector make sure you leave it on the night stand and not hand it to her in an envelope marked donation.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    How is child molestation funny?
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    go to a meeting imo
     
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  34. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  35. Butthead

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    who doesn't love a great cover

     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Wife and gf are doing a 30 day detox and I would say my drinking has gone down at least 50% as a result. Feel dramatically better.
     
  37. pearl

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    It isn’t, that’s why I said it was sad
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    Taffy
     
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  39. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I bought some of this at a local hardware store and it seems to work. The traps did not.
     
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  40. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’d love to peek into your process of deciding what to post/share.
     
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  41. pearl

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    I posted it because it shines a light on an issue that also happens to males but no one ever wants to talk about it. Why? He’s using comedy as a defense mechanism to hide his pain and the interviewer is laughing at it but who cares though? He’s a guy, he can handle it right?
     
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  42. LeVar Burton

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    I’m looking for the homemade rap music video that comes up on here sometimes from like the 80s or 90s where it’s about going out and meeting the college girls. I think it was either at Alabama or Ohio St.
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    Whenever I hear homemade rap video and girls this is all I think of.

     
  44. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    didn't we have a thread about interesting data and charts/visuals? I cant find it.
     
  45. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I meant the dudes laughing about it. Like they were attempting to gloss over a kid being molested.
     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe I don't understand the meaning of "detox" but shouldn't it go down 100%?
     
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  48. Degausser

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    He's not doing the detox, but the people he lives with are, which reduces his alcohol consumption.
     
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  49. ~ taylor ~

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    Ah, thank you. I read "and gf" as "and I" on the first pass.
     
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