Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Did you cum?
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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    Were they rescued?
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    I believe they were rescued or they just gave up and left them in there.
     
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  4. Lip

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    He’s not a dolphin dude
     
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  5. Prospector

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    wasn't sure where this belonged, so random it is

    Man Accused Of Impersonating Law Enforcement Officers For Over 15 Years
    By Bill Galluccio

    May 25, 2022

    arraigned on charges of impersonating an officer and employee of the United States and being a felon in possession of a firearm.

    Tuckson was nabbed by authorities in Prince George's County after he tried to detain two women who disputed their bill at a restaurant where he worked as a security guard.

    When the women tried to leave the restaurant, Tuckson called the local police for backup. When officers arrived, Tuckson told them he was a Deputy United States Marshal and showed them a badge, which appeared to be authentic.

    The deputies became suspicious because Tuckson left his dog inside the restaurant during the incident. Police K-9 units are trained to stay by their officers' side at all times. To prove he was a U.S. Marshall, he told the deputies to contact Nijea Nicole Rich, 40, who he claimed was his supervising officer.

    When Rich arrived, she found that Tuckson had been taken into custody and demanded his release. Officials searched the U.S. Marshals Service personnel database but found no records that Tuckson or Rich had ever worked for the agency.

    Investigators said that Tuckson has a lengthy criminal history and has spent several stints in prison. In addition, he has been accused of impersonating law enforcement officers in the past, with reports dating back at least 15 years. He went to great lengths to keep up his ruse by modifying his vehicle with a siren and red and blue lights. In addition, his fake badge had an embedded computer chip that made it look almost identical to the official badge handed out by the Marshals Service.

    "Evidence shows that Mr. Tuckson has been impersonating a law enforcement officer for more than fifteen years and has not stopped despite his lengthy criminal record and multiple prison sentences," prosecutors wrote in a detention memo.

    Rich was also taken into custody and charged with impersonating a federal officer and conspiracy to impersonate a federal officer.
     
  6. pearl

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  7. Clown Baby

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    Im failing to see a problem here
     
  8. hudson

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    It always astounds me when people say they hate water.
     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

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    We are over conditioned to expect things to be a sweet tasty treat
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Once a month a tweet like “cold water hits different” will get 200k likes
     
  11. Roy

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    Bc it do be hitting different
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Not if it’s Dasani
     
  13. Nandor the Relentless

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    I prefer my water room temperature
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Of course
     
  15. Roy

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    I’m sorry you must have me confused with some other uncultured swine you associate with.
     
  16. Roy

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    Wow when in the FUCK did Durant start playing for the Celtics. Basketball is like the WWF now and I love it.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    With whom you associate*
     
  18. Roy

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    Omg I somehow mistook Marcus Smart for Kevin Durant my brain is so smooth right now it’s probably frictionless
     
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  19. little cletus

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  20. Clown Baby

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  21. fattus

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    I think I’ve said before how much I love watching ridiculous shows about aliens and shit like that. The more made up shit the better.

    I’m watching a truly awful one called, “Among Us” on Amazon and they’re trying to claim that telepathic thought is faster than the speed of light because it only took 4 seconds to do a round trip to the moon and back.

    Fucking math. How does it work?
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    My favorite restaurant has an interesting lunch special this week. Rissoto with dirty rice seasoning, house made andoui, butter poached crawfish tails and chicken livers. Topped with deep fried crawfish tails.

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    I'm not a chicken liver guy.. Am I even going to notice? Has all dirty rice I've eaten had chicken livers in it? Have a lunch reservation at 11:30 tomorrow and I've got some soul searching to do.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Where is this and go for it
     
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  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  25. Clown Baby

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  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Very fortunate to have some really good restaurants in the area.
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    I had fried chicken livers once and it was delicious. Or maybe it was gizzards? Idk
     
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  28. Roy

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    There is a not 0% chance I have monkey pic y’all.

    We don’t get many mosquitos where im from and I started getting itchy bumps. I immediately thought of bed bugs Bc I know someone who has had them, but when I googled they don’t look like bed bug bites or fit the pattern they usually bite in. The little bumps that I haven’t scratched to the skin are forming kind of like a little translucent head on them.

    If they aren’t some type of bug bite, the spread on my body has been extremely slow so far. Going to my doc tomorrow. Will report back.
     
  29. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Taste pretty much like normal chicken?
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    If I remember it had a richer flavor. This was also probably seven years ago, possibly more.
     
  31. a.tramp

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    Livers are very soft, almost mushy in texture. Gizzards have a definite bite and can at time even be almost tough to bite through.
     
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  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I Googled "what do chicken livers taste like?" and I ended up finding an awesome looking recipe for Chicago deep dish pizza. May have the wife give it a shot on father's day.

    We had a deep dish place in Atlanta for a few months and it was shit and closed down. One of the famous ones.
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    They were livers then. It was soft and rich.
     
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  34. fattus

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    I wish I could find a good Pizza in a Cup place around here.
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    They’re delicious.
     
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  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm not familiar with this.. Is it a sex thing?
     
  37. fattus

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    Never seen “The Jerk”?

    You talking about a pizza place shutting down reminded me of that scene.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    That place on N Highland? Never went bc there’s so much better pizza nearby
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yes. Went one time and it was bad. Only stayed open 5 months. Was Geno's east.
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    you better eat that shit
     
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  41. kinghill

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    I believe this was a TV show called Banshee
     
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  42. kinghill

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    Watching Tommy Boy and saw Chris Farley leap onto a bed on his stomach and my first thought was damn last time I did that I hurt my neck, I don’t do that anymore.

    He was about 30 when filming that movie. I’m 44.

    I should exercise more
     
  43. Eathan Edwards

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    The girls downstairs of me are on at least their fourth consecutive play of pop that - how many plays before I need to call for a welfare check?

     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm assuming Tik Tok challenge or something - but I mean it's been a decent amount of time now.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    why am I not shocked
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Chicken liver and chicken gizzards are both great if prepared correctly. Big fan.

    Brioche toast, stuffed with chicken liver and topped with shaved truffle.
     
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  47. Eathan Edwards

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    Nm - photo won’t post.
     
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  48. Roy

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    KFC in Columbia,sc used to have some bomb ass fried chicken livers on their secret menu.
     
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  49. hudson

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    I always try and do those viral tweets but they never catch. Specifically the I’m cancer free or hey I’ve been sober for a month etc.
     
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  50. SugarShaun

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    Should do a welfare check if it’s anything less than 10 times in a row
     
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