Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. ~ taylor ~

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    I looked and Montana would be the 51st largest MSA by population. Right between Birmingham, Ala and Grand Rapids, MI.
     
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  2. Prospector

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    Fucking soaked
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kinda dick move to ruin the dudes beer
     
  4. goheels10

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    I had such high hopes
     
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  5. Goose

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    I mean this has to be fake right? All of the people behind him were gone when the mascot came back with the bucket of water

    Still funny
     
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  6. ohhaithur

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    yes, it's staged. these are all staged
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    Iron Mickey the adoption of social justice rhetoric by anti-abortion is so insane in this video. never seen it pushed this far, taking one of the most cringe parts of liberalism to try to couch your proselytizing in response to an increasingly secular population is wild

    i imagine you've already seen this type of thing before but it was novel to me
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    too high to find a more appropriate thread
     
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  9. Oranjello

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    My dog loses her shit whenever there are animals/aliens/dragons/bugs/any kind of creature on TV—and to a lesser extent, sports. She jumps up and down in front of the TV; not at the TV, but instead she jumps in place a few feet away from the TV. We don’t watch much TV so a lot of the time it’s pretty cute/funny, but she weighs about 65lbs and can jump about 5ft into the air, so it makes it impossible to watch TV until she stops. We can get her to stop jumping at sports and shows like Yellowstone with animals intermittently, but she just flipped the fuck out to a hummingbird and it made me realize we haven’t been able to watch a nature show in like 2 years.
     
  10. NP13

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    post video in the animals being dicks thread
     
  11. Lyrtch

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    i dont watch much golf but i basically stopped altogether because my one cat will attack the ball on the screen constantly, slapping my giant tv
     
  12. Oranjello

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    CFB Championship from January 2022

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  13. Lyrtch

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  14. Degausser

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    I believe I reacted similarly to certain points of this game
     
  15. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Air Bud in the house...nice vert
     
  16. Roy

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  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    TV over the fireplace?????
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Duh where else would you put it
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Where people normally put TVs, right in your bhole
     
  20. One Two

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    Needs to be a few feet higher. Maybe flush against the ceiling
     
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  21. Roy

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    Inside the fireplace duh
     
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  22. One Two

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    I think it’s cute you blacked out what’s on the table but you aren’t fooling anybody

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  23. TC

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    I bet it was a gray steak he didn't want to have critiqued
     
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  24. Bricktop the white

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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    Wish they had a speed category that I could dominate in.

     
  26. Lip

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  27. Hank Scorpio

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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    Trying out an edibles-only weed intake. Full spectrum of course

    Should be great for my cardio
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    My barber bumped his rate from $30 to $55 which amounts to $120/hr for the small amount of time it takes to do my hair. I just bought clippers and do it myself. Worst part is the line but it’s crazy short and I’ve gotten better.
     
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  30. Truman

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    That's a crazy increase.
     
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  31. Simon Templar

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    I had trouble shaving the lightning bolts into the sides at first but it gets easier with practice.
     
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  32. Truman

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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Used to be like this
     
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  34. bigred77

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    Most barbers around here are atleast $50, many are more and stay booked up at that rate.
     
  35. Roy

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    He in fact did fool me
     
  36. Cornelius Suttree

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    The word just is the new like
     
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  37. Lip

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    I find myself typing it all of the time but then I just edit it out when reviewing what I wrote
     
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  38. Truman

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    Literally! People insert 'just' into everything. And im like... just wow!
     
  39. fattus

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    Jesus
     
  40. fattus

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    I often insert “just like”
     
  41. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    that is incredible. it reminds me of some of the black theorists during the new left movement who pointed out, I think as this shows, that there’s really no form of resistance which can’t be co-opted and even inverted besides socialism. All the new left stuff has become de rigueur for the right. They cancel shit. They do bodies and spaces. They even do representationalism apparently.

    very bleak
     
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  42. Shawn Hunter

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    I didn't realize it cost this much to get one's hair cut these days.
     
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  43. Name P. Redacted

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    Everything ca be co-opted

    national socialism
     
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  44. shawnoc

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    Is the NYC bros thread still around? I need a dinner rec.
     
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  45. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Randomly got an old like so came back across this - the dude just clapped while on a call in public?

    I've seen some shit at airports but this would rank up there on the "grind my gears" chart.
     
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  47. One Two

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    I like how my iPhone will tell me know 17 times throughout the day that it’s installing an update that night and then in the morning, despite being plugged in and connected to WiFi, let me know it just couldn’t do it. Then rinse and repeat for days.
     
  48. a.tramp

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    It used to piss me off but once I was diagnosed with ADHD I felt closer to my iPhone and in a way its antics validated me. It’s always projection. Executive disfunction is a real bitch.
     
  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    iPhone is love, iPhone is life
     
  50. Shiggityshwo

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    Me, after finally getting the fly this morning I'd heard buzzing around yesterday

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