Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2023

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  1. Fecta23

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    Did the joke not come across ? Because thats exactly what I was saying lol
     
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  2. HoosDaMan

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    I saw an Eat Beef #Kansas State Wildcats t-shirt on the local news out of Charlottesville tonight and thought of theMainboard.com. They were interviewing a local cattle guy about the drought. Shocking.
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    EAT BEEF
     
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  4. Roy

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  5. GoodForAnother

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  6. Squints

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  7. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Also Fuck Scientology and Tom cruise
     
  8. kinghill

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    iPhone 11 Pro is the best?

    how does it compare to the iPhone 13?
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Regardless of Fallon's drug and employee abuse, it's incredible how much of a career he was able to wring out of not really being that funny. I know the answer is a bunch of shit eating pigs slop it up, but every big SNL skit or skit on his show was carried by someone else.
     
  10. Corky Bucek

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    Tell us how you really feel
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

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    What
     
  12. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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    What year is it?
     
  13. BayouMafia

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    Bought my wife a Nespresso Vertuo a couple of years ago to save money bc she likes those $7 Starbucks abominations white girls drink. It came with a frother and she has about a dozen different flavors of Jordan’s syrups and now her decaf oat milk lattes cost us a lot less. Plus I use it if I don’t have time to make good coffee or want to mix espresso and sparkling water for a refreshing treat.

    Anyway I put in an order for more pods recently and get a text “Jesus how much coffee did you order?” Next day when I get back in town we open it and in addition to our coffee order there was a box with a brand new Vertuo Next. No note, not listed on the packing slip or anything, they just randomly tossed in a $240 machine. Thanks I guess.
     
  14. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    a "warehouse whoopsies" congrats.

    also it is my personal opinion that factory workers probably DGAF.

    I ordered a tv mount recently and instead of 1, I got a single package, but it was a box of 5 mounts. I posted on FB and gave them away to neighbors because the amazon method of returning was too complicated.
     
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  15. Nug

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    Took probably the best night lapse ever last night

     
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  16. kinghill

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    I probably mis-read your post. I thought you were saying Nug's iphone was the best camera.

    Nevermind


     
  17. Name P. Redacted

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    No, I was saying that the best camera is the one that’s in reach — and for most people that’s their phone. You could have $15k worth of camera gear but that won’t do jack if it isn’t near you when you need it.
     
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  18. kinghill

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    Ah. Yep agreed.
     
  19. kinghill

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    I just thought I should really take my kids to a baseball game. I never have. They should attend a game and watch some playoff MLB with me.

    Spent 10 minutes trying to buy Marlins tickets and the web site is atrocious. I give up. Many errors. A, B, C, zero direction as to where the seat is. Try to buy, errors. Horrid. We'll just watch a game on TV.

    More companies should take a look at Amazon and build off that. Web site navigation should be easy, to select a seat, and purchase.
     
  20. WillySaliba

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    Are you sure you weren’t trying to buy Taylor swift tickets?
     
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  21. ARSENAL

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    jokey joke maker!

    yes. I know they are 1.5 out of the WC
     
  22. kinghill

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    hehehehehehehehehehe
     
  23. timo

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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God damn that's incredible. Just a very graphic picture of penetration with a big NO, not trying to leave anything to the imagination.
     
  25. WillySaliba

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    Practices described in the following sources as related to soaking include jump humping, provo pushing, and durfing:

    • Jump humping – Soaking is sometimes accompanied by "jump humping", in which a third person is invited to bounce on the bed (or to push up on the mattress from below) for a couple engaged in soaking, thus generating motion for them (according to TikTokers ExmoLex and FuneralPotatoSlut, and a BYU student interviewee on Barstool Sports).[11][19][12] The external source of motion allegedly absolves the soaking couple from responsibility for any genital movement.[1][2][28]
    • Provo pushing – The "jump hump" assistant has been termed the "bed jumper" or "Provo pusher" (after Provo, Utah, home of BYU).[1]Other definitions of "provo push" refer to it as clothed or unclothed, non-penetrative dry humping or sexual grinding between church members,[29][30]
    • Durfing – Dry humping between church members is also called "durfing".[9]
     
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  26. Funshot Residue

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    Dying at FuneralPotatoSlut. Obviously an expert in the field.
     
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  27. Corky Bucek

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    Car show in the neighborhood

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  28. ohhaithur

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    Happy early 9/11 everyone
     
  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Where were you….when you nailed a 3 team parlay
     
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  30. Name P. Redacted

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    Have you forgotten how it felt to hit that parlay?
     
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  31. MLS

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    The ads we get are so comical, watching NFL highlights on YouTube and it's ridiculous to think someone watching highlights at 6am is looking to purchase a house.

    Look, if I had the 6 million to buy that house I would have done so by now. And it's the same damn two people every time.

    Fuck....I want that house, can't afford it but definitely want it. Touche' advertisers.
     
  32. two

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    That first one is wild
     
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  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    Cats kill more than 6 million native animals in Australia every day

    Keep your damn cats inside. Better for them and wayyyy better for native species
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Cats kill more then 2mm native animals a year in Australia? That seems high?
     
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  36. Henry Blake

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    "New research shows that domestic cats kill about 252 million mammals each year. Cats, feral and domesticated, and foxes are two of the biggest threats to wildlife, killing more than 7 million animals a day – totalling 2.6 billion animals each year. The report, published in the journal Diversity and Distributions, found that they killed 697 million reptiles, 510 million birds and 1.4 billion mammals each year.

    "The report also found there were 1.7 million foxes that kill more wildlife than cats in forested areas of Australia, while 6.6 million cats, of which 2.8 are feral, kill more animals in arid, tropical north regions and on Australia’s islands."

    https://www.smh.com.au/environment/...s-every-day-in-australia-20220317-p5a5gm.html
     
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  37. bigred77

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    Sounds to me like Australia just had too many animals
     
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  38. WillySaliba

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    Have quite a few foxes around my house, I didn’t know they were that lethal. Respect to the foxes.
     
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  39. Nole96SC

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    Are they counting like individual ants and stuff? 2.6 billion a year seems really high.
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    agreed
     
  41. zeberdee

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    The report, published in the journal Diversity and Distributions, found that they killed 697 million reptiles, 510 million birds and 1.4 billion mammals each year.
     
  42. ~ taylor ~

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    I killed like 25 chipmunks last summer.
     
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  43. Lip

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    bucket and sunflower seeds?

    I don’t have the heart for it
     
  44. One Two

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    He waited by their burrows with a hammer
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes. It wasn't a fun thing to do, but we were overrun and it was becoming a nuisance. Between me and my two neighbors, we probably killed over 80. Much less of a nuisance this summer.
     
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  46. Redav

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    Lotsa Australian feral cat info on this page
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

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    This isn’t really a problem imo.
     
  48. Tiffin

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    Why?
     
  49. bwi2

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    no better tribute than picking the Jets to win in New York on 9/11
     
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  50. Hank Scorpio

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    Either there's a methane leak in the area or the lady I share an office with just ripped something gnarly.
     
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