Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2023

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. Nug

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    It dick suckin and butt stuff doesn't work, will resort to this.
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    This whole thing sounds like the first epidose of the next season of True Detective.
     
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  3. Nug

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    Nola benders and fruit flies?
     
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  4. bigred77

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    Every drain in the house needs water flushed down it

    And lol at bringing a female home to fly infestation
     
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  5. ~ taylor ~

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    Like the first 10 minutes to set the scene. Then last night's girl and her crew come by and you're the first victim for our detectives.
     
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  6. ~ taylor ~

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    But I'm sure it'll be fine. Most girls love guys who live in absolute squalor and are heading to South America on Monday.
     
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  7. Nug

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    doesn't matter, had sex
     
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  8. Nug

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    hey!

    It's next Sunday
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

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    Honestly, I'm just jealous. Of the girl and the aimless drifting, not the tsetse flies.
     
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  10. Nug

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    Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure posting at an absolute elite level with you all. Just refilled my sugar + vinegar cups and am going to watch Nug @ Pelican and hopefully do some butt stuff tonight
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    I was supposed to be out of town this weekend, but I had to cancel my trip. My wife had already planned on going to dinner with friends. Now, I have a free night at home. Cooking a steak for one, drinking a bottle of wine, and watching Heat at 80 volume.
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    One of the few redeeming qualities about Florida… I’d smoke the fattest joint and watch those mother fuckers clean up the lights like it was art.
     
  13. Jake Scott

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    I’ve got the green tree frogs here in North Carolina. My daughter knows him as Gary the Green Tree Frog. We check on him every morning. I leave the light on on my back deck. He clings to it for warmth and picks off everything it attracts. He’s got a sweet setup imo.

    He’s 1/10 as cool as the geckos though. I miss them tremendously.

    and next year I’m going to catch one of those juvenile white oak rat snakes for a pet. Tell me if this is a real bad no no Owsley . It’s either that or I’m going to buy something. It’s for the kid. Mostly. Swear to god.
     
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  14. Owsley

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    Get her a captive bred animal from an established breeder. It’ll be much easier for you and her and there’s a world of awesome options out there. Lmk if you need any suggestions.
     
  15. Corky Bucek

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    As a former anole and gecko owner when I was
    8-12 years old, I would agree with what he says Jake Scott
     
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  16. Daddy Rabbit

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    Knew I took this picture for a reason
    [​IMG]
     
  17. goheels10

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    haven't had one of those in maybe 10 years. not sure what I would even do
     
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  18. Nug

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    How was the rave?
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    No one eats it like that
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    That chili looks terrible.
     
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  21. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wrong. There are a lot of people that add beans to their chili
     
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  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    It’s good!
     
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  23. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm glad. Good chili is good.
     
  24. The Blackfish

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    Is no one going to comment on the cinnamon roll
     
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  25. Simon Templar

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    Didn’t lyrtch
     
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  26. Simon Templar

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    It looks like my wife’s. It’s just meat and bean soup.
     
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  27. Lucky24Seven

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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My SIL who has never had an actual job and relies on my brother has created a social media account for people to pay her $500 for financial success
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    Grift is to this age what greed was to the 80s.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s super thick with her. She’s a wonderful person and a fantastic mother but she refuses to work and does this stuff to try and make it
     
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  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    What is the “advice” she is offering?
     
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  32. bigred77

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    Link?
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Looks completely normal
     
  34. Homo Erectus

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    Mary well so don't have to work
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah my brother makes really good money so she just stays home with the kiddos and works out
     
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  36. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    #lifehack
     
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  37. bigred77

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    And to think, you did it without having to pay her to tell you to
     
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  38. bigred77

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  39. seanofthedead86

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    This sounds like she got caught up in a life coaching MLM and you or your brother should talk her out of it.
     
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  40. bigred77

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    #girlboss
     
  41. Daddy Rabbit

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  42. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  43. seanofthedead86

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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    Dave Ramsay except it’s a black woman on tiktok
     
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  45. Jimmy the Saint

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    Dave Ramsey fucking sucks
     
  46. Homo Erectus

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    Sounds like someone is a poor dad
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My brother doesn’t give af. She’s just trying to be a girl boss. He makes enough to keep them afloat. She’s just doing it and saying she’s making thousands a month when she isn’t
     
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  48. Jimmy the Saint

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    His existence is a blight on society
     
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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    $500 a month to learn her secret.
     
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