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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.
McNally more like Mcnasty yikes
Let's all laugh at Truman --
Back when I had a beard, id watch these turkish barber YTs. Theyd shape up the beard all sorts of shit. They'd also light a cotton ball w Vaseline on fire and singe off the guy's ear hairs.
Well, I noticed a few straggling ear hairs this morning and thought it would be smart to use a lighter to singe them off. NOT SMART!
1. It hurt
2. I had burned ear hairs that looked like little burnt nubs that I ended shaving off anyway
3. The smell is awful, and it's stayed with me. I can still smell it on myself hours later.
1/2 Star. Do Not Recommend.
those turkish barber dudes are insane.
Does your beard trimmer not have a nose/ear hair attachment?
Sometimes you just want to light shit on fire. I get it.
Solid logic: If a lighter is good enough to cook a steak then surely it will work for setting my hair on fire.
Let me introduce you to this handy little tool
My grandma is retiring next week. I want to get her something, but I suck at gift ideas. Any ideas?
She's devoutly Catholic and likes to craft.
Hobby Lobby gift card
Donation to TMB in her name.
At least this is only the second most embarrassing thing you posted on TMB
My girlfriend is out with friends to see Impractical Jokers live and they sold out a hockey arena, hilarious that that's an actual thing. What's the show gonna be? I'm fascinated
Hockey arenas aren’t that big. Still pretty impressive for them
I have a friend that loves them and I saw they were coming to town and wondered the same thing
So are you still wondering?
Good point, I still am. So teel please pass along what you hear
They are currently eating dippin dots, ice cream of the future since 1998
It is over. I'm hearing it was HILARIOUS. A glowing review, they have slid in Quinn's DM's we'll see if I'm single tomorrow.
I don't know how the hell this came up last night but apparently twitch's policy for the cleavage streamers is that there has to be a pool or hot tub within view for it to be allowed. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Good for her
Headline could use some work
I stayed up too late last watching the US get crushed by Mexico. Not feeling it today.
I tried to stay up, fell asleep. Woke up late this morning and have felt rushed and exhausted all morning.
Turned that shit off the instant they went down 4-1.
I pull out my ear hairs.
I just like pulling out hair. Nose hairs. Stray eyebrow hairs. Beard hairs. Head hairs. Arm/leg hairs.
Listened to a podcast about the Hillsborough disaster and now I’m down the rabbit hole of crowd surges, standing room at soccer matches, crush barriers, and hooliganism and ultra supporters.
You’re in some luck because there is possibly 2-3 thousand hours of this info even if consumed on 2x.
Source, I’ve seen a lot of it. I have some channels if you’re interested. I’ll tag you on TSB.
I felt like a very cultured man because I knew about the home team of that stadium before they told us on the podcast.
Pretty sure I got the norovirus that was going around in oregon a few weeks ago. Holy shit this is miserable. I've been sleeping on my bathroom floor because I've shit and puked simultaneously multiple times
It’s awful. I caught it in northern Wisconsin the one time I had it and was so thankful for hotel bathrooms set up where you could sit sideways on the toilet shitting your brains out while throwing up into the tub.
hope you feel better soon
Apparently it's very contagious via touch. If I had to guess, I got it on my hands from a video poker machine while I was waiting for my takeout and then ate all of it because I didn't wash my hands afterwards. God fucking damn it
My ass has somehow never been violated like this
It probably has but your brain has blacked out the trauma.
Had norovirus during finals week in college.
trying to explain to your professor that you may need to leave the classroom during the test to shit/puke your brains out goes over really well
It’s a fecal oral pathogen so essentially you got someone’s poop in you.
I assume it happened when I spun the machine up and then ate like 50 tator tots immediately after
did you also eat the bar maid’s ass while you waited for your tots?
Most likely it doesn’t take a lot of cfu to pass that along.