Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    McNally more like Mcnasty yikes
     
  2. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

     
    broken internet and Clown Baby like this.
  3. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Let's all laugh at Truman --

    Back when I had a beard, id watch these turkish barber YTs. Theyd shape up the beard all sorts of shit. They'd also light a cotton ball w Vaseline on fire and singe off the guy's ear hairs.

    Well, I noticed a few straggling ear hairs this morning and thought it would be smart to use a lighter to singe them off. NOT SMART!

    1. It hurt
    2. I had burned ear hairs that looked like little burnt nubs that I ended shaving off anyway
    3. The smell is awful, and it's stayed with me. I can still smell it on myself hours later.

    1/2 Star. Do Not Recommend.
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    those turkish barber dudes are insane.
     
    fattus, Dump, hood b. goode and 5 others like this.
  5. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    :roll:
     
  6. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedTottenham HotspurGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Does your beard trimmer not have a nose/ear hair attachment?
     
    a.tramp likes this.
  7. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    It does.
     
    Dump and Owsley like this.
  8. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedTottenham HotspurGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Sometimes you just want to light shit on fire. I get it.
     
  9. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
    Donor

    Solid logic: If a lighter is good enough to cook a steak then surely it will work for setting my hair on fire.
     
    Dump, One Two and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  10. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    Let me introduce you to this handy little tool

    [​IMG]
     
    broken internet, Lip, Dump and 3 others like this.
  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    My grandma is retiring next week. I want to get her something, but I suck at gift ideas. Any ideas?

    She's devoutly Catholic and likes to craft.
     
  12. Goose

    Goose Hi
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Hobby Lobby gift card
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    A headstone
     
  14. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Philadelphia 76'ersArsenal

    Donation to TMB in her name.
     
  15. At least this is only the second most embarrassing thing you posted on TMB
     
  16. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsArsenal2pac

    [​IMG]
     
    fattus, One Two, FTK and 5 others like this.
  17. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    That's mean
     
    One Two and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  18. teel

    teel Schiano Man
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    My girlfriend is out with friends to see Impractical Jokers live and they sold out a hockey arena, hilarious that that's an actual thing. What's the show gonna be? I'm fascinated
     
    One Two, Dump and SugarShaun like this.
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Hockey arenas aren’t that big. Still pretty impressive for them
     
    Dump and teel like this.
  20. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsCleveland BrownsManchester CityColumbus CrewUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I have a friend that loves them and I saw they were coming to town and wondered the same thing
     
    Dump and teel like this.
  21. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    So are you still wondering?
     
  22. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsCleveland BrownsManchester CityColumbus CrewUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Good point, I still am. So teel please pass along what you hear
     
    Dump and bigred77 like this.
  23. teel

    teel Schiano Man
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    They are currently eating dippin dots, ice cream of the future since 1998
     
    ARCO, Lip, FTK and 6 others like this.
  24. teel

    teel Schiano Man
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    It is over. I'm hearing it was HILARIOUS. A glowing review, they have slid in Quinn's DM's we'll see if I'm single tomorrow.
     
    shawnoc, a.tramp, bigred77 and 2 others like this.
  25. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Well?
     
    fattus and SugarShaun like this.
  26. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I don't know how the hell this came up last night but apparently twitch's policy for the cleavage streamers is that there has to be a pool or hot tub within view for it to be allowed. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard
     
    miles, Nug, Tiffin and 3 others like this.
  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken



    Good for her
     
  29. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    Headline could use some work
     
    Hatfield likes this.
  30. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideSeattle MarinersAtlanta BravesNew Orleans Saints

    I stayed up too late last watching the US get crushed by Mexico. Not feeling it today.
     
  31. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    I tried to stay up, fell asleep. Woke up late this morning and have felt rushed and exhausted all morning.

    Not tite.
     
    Dump and Nug like this.
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    Turned that shit off the instant they went down 4-1.
     
    Dump and Nug like this.
  33. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado RockiesDenver NuggetsDallas CowboysColorado AvalanceBoise State Broncos

    I pull out my ear hairs.

    I just like pulling out hair. Nose hairs. Stray eyebrow hairs. Beard hairs. Head hairs. Arm/leg hairs.
     
    Owsley, Dump, Lip and 2 others like this.
  34. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    WillySaliba likes this.
  35. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Philadelphia 76'ersArsenal

    You’re in some luck because there is possibly 2-3 thousand hours of this info even if consumed on 2x.

    Source, I’ve seen a lot of it. I have some channels if you’re interested. I’ll tag you on TSB.
     
    racer likes this.
  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    I felt like a very cultured man because I knew about the home team of that stadium before they told us on the podcast.

    [​IMG]
     
  37. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Pretty sure I got the norovirus that was going around in oregon a few weeks ago. Holy shit this is miserable. I've been sleeping on my bathroom floor because I've shit and puked simultaneously multiple times
     
    Dump, Lip, One Two and 3 others like this.
  38. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    It’s awful. I caught it in northern Wisconsin the one time I had it and was so thankful for hotel bathrooms set up where you could sit sideways on the toilet shitting your brains out while throwing up into the tub.

    hope you feel better soon
     
    Dump, One Two, Baron and 2 others like this.
  39. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Apparently it's very contagious via touch. If I had to guess, I got it on my hands from a video poker machine while I was waiting for my takeout and then ate all of it because I didn't wash my hands afterwards. God fucking damn it
     
    Tobias, Dump, Tiffin and 1 other person like this.
  40. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    My ass has somehow never been violated like this
     
    bigred77 likes this.
  41. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado RockiesDenver NuggetsDallas CowboysColorado AvalanceBoise State Broncos

    It probably has but your brain has blacked out the trauma.
     
  42. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

    Had norovirus during finals week in college.

    trying to explain to your professor that you may need to leave the classroom during the test to shit/puke your brains out goes over really well
     
    Dump and Butthead like this.
  43. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
    Donor
    Washington State CougarsSeattle MarinersNew York MetsSeattle SupersonicsMetal

    gross
     
    Hatfield, Owsley and Butthead like this.
  44. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    It’s a fecal oral pathogen so essentially you got someone’s poop in you.
     
  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

  46. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Shit talking

    [​IMG]
     
  47. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I assume it happened when I spun the machine up and then ate like 50 tator tots immediately after
     
  48. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsGeorge Washington Colonials

    did you also eat the bar maid’s ass while you waited for your tots?
     
  49. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    If only
     
  50. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    Most likely it doesn’t take a lot of cfu to pass that along.
     
    Dump and Butthead like this.