Rate My Guitar Playing (Part 2)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by mufflax, Jan 4, 2020.

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Am I a good guitarist?

  1. No.

    6 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Yes.

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. You’re almost as good as Wes Borland.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. You’re better than Ke$ha.

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  5. I would let Ke$ha fart on my wiener.

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

  2. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Known Member
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    You're better than Ke$ha
     
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  3. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    The fuck is that supposed to mean?
     
  4. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Known Member
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    I'd pork Ke$ha
     
  5. electronic

    electronic Moderately-Known Member
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    Need to hear you cover Fred Durst's guitar solo followed by Nick Jonas' guitar solo. Then I'll rate.
     
  6. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    Oh I get it. I fixed it with new votes.
     
  7. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    You mean Wes Borland
     
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  8. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I’m going to be honest here and please don’t get offended. I didn’t click the link and watch
     
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  9. electronic

    electronic Moderately-Known Member
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    I DIDN'T STUTTER MOTHERFUCKER
     
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  10. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
     
  11. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    it's a song. you don't watch a song you listen to it.
     
  12. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    I'm a better guitar player than you needs to be a voting option.
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Ummm yeah... didn’t do that either
     
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  14. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    Can you do me a favor? Just do it I need this
     
  15. electronic

    electronic Moderately-Known Member
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    I also didn’t listen. I did listen to that Fred Durst solo a couple times though. Never gets old.
     
  16. bturns

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    I didn’t want to be mean and tell you no so I voted the Ke$ha farting on my dick option.
     
  17. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    I’m deaf sorry
     
  18. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Known Member
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    Something about Ke$ha makes me think she doesn't have great discretion with her farts and might pull a Hoss from time to time, so the dick fart option seems risky.
     
  19. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    I mean, it’s a risk I may be willing to take...

    especially if it’s the “take it off” version of Ke$ha...

     
  20. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    Sounds hot
     
  21. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Still haven’t clicked, watched or listened.