Real estate, convince someone to move

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  1. OldazzNinjaman

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    I would rather boil in the sulphur pits of Hell for eternity than set foot in Clanton, AL
     
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  4. OldazzNinjaman

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    I understand, I live way south of here but the wife went to college near there. We want to spread out a bit and have been looking. Locally on the coast, shits ridiculous
     
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    “Wow. $775k in Alabama? Place looks sparse what the…oh, 60 acres.”
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Walk score of 0.

    PASS
     
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    Legit laughed out loud at this post and seeing the Zillow location. Like what are we even doing here
     
  8. spagett

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    I'd crush some beers in that basement
     
  9. Cabs

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    I can’t fathom wanting to move from fairhope to fucking clanton.
     
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    I'm ready to scout locations in Muncie for you
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    ready to start over and move.....slightly
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

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    The entire state of Alabama is a hard pass.
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    saw a house I wanted on Zillow today someone give me $2mill thanks
     
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  14. OldazzNinjaman

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    Maybe the cheapest
    60 acres in Fairhope vs Clanton prices are way different. My daughter goes to Montevallo and not having neighbors is appealing
     
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    the peaches obviously
     
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    r/zillowgonewild is an amazing subreddit fwiw
     
  17. spagett

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    Peach Park is a special fuckin place, alright
     
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    Why not just get out of Alabama if you’re going to move
     
  19. devine

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    Have you considered getting a job
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    No
     
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  24. OldazzNinjaman

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    That was my plan as a youngin but I got married and my wife’s fam is huge down here. We talk about it all the time especially because my wife is very liberal. Alabama is a beautiful state and the cost of living is very nice.
     
  25. Tiffin

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    Shit, I absolutely can. Fairhope sucks. Just snowbirds and shitheads.
     
  26. OldazzNinjaman

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    It’s has changed, for sure. It’s still very nice but more rich people. Not many from my graduating class can afford to live here anymore. I love that the schools are great and my property value has increased significantly. Also, my local Publix has some of the hottest bitches all the time. I like that too
     
  27. TrustyPatches

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    But the wharfs
     
  28. Tiffin

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    You go to the one by Rock Creek or the newer one? I left before they built the new one. Fairhope is plentiful in white milfy types, but you know they're all Karens
     
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    This dude would cream himself if he visited a publix near any beach in SFL
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    Clanton isn’t the shittiest part of the state, but it’s close. Chilton County had the third highest vote % for Trump in one of the Trumpiest states in America. And, it’s not really a pretty part of the state. You’re far from the coast, not yet to any elevation changes, and there isn’t even the charm of the black belt.
     
  31. OldazzNinjaman

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    Was in long boat key not too long ago and it was very nice as well
     
  32. OldazzNinjaman

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    I’ve been looking at land all over Alabama. Have a daughter that goes to Montevallo. I’d like to be on a river or lake and still have acreage if possible. That land I posted wasn’t something I was seriously looking at. Just been kinda superficially looking. I have a great interest rate currently but insurance has increased so much it’s almost a wash.
     
  33. OldazzNinjaman

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    The og Publix by Rock Creek.
     
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  34. Cabs

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    Be a real man and move to Bay Minette or Stapleton.
     
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  35. ono

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    All I think of when I hear "Clanton" is the town in A Time to Kill, and that's enough for me to think I'd never want to set foot within 100 miles of such a place
     
  36. Wywan Bwowna

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    You must have gone to one in Sarasota. The LBK one is 90% people over 75. You will see a couple Bentley's in the parking lot though.
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    I get wanting to be close to her at school. How about this:

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1370-County-Road-759-Clanton-AL-35046/112790076_zpid/
     
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  39. LuPoor

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    I'm certainly in no position to look down on someone just for living in a shit awful state, but having just looked at Clanton on a map, there's a zero percent chance moving there is a good idea for anybody. You should want more for yourself.
     
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  40. Owsley

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    I’m telling y’all, it’s all about the peaches. Chilton County grows the finest in the land.
     
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  41. Odin

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    i'm really more of a nectarine fan tbh
     
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  42. phunkybuck

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    Same qualifier applies - anytime you get the chance to live in the backwoods between Montgomery and Birmingham, you have to do it.
     
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  44. jokewood

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    Clanton has a Shoney's. Can't be all that bad.
     
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  45. ClemPson

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    I look like a more redneck Luke Combs and Clanton, AL might be too much for me.
     
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