Real men watch Bravo TV

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  1. Tarpon Nole

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    Ewwwww. 100% disagree
     
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  2. Tarpon Nole

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    Below deck sailing seemed it would be a really cool spinoff, but the cast is awful
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Face leaves a lot to be desired, but she has a great body now that she fixed her weird ass boobs.
     
  4. wes tegg

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    The Captain sucks.
     
  5. Truman

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    Oh dang didnt know Summer House is back
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Idk man, she seems very gross, and besides the twins I think every girl.on the show is much hotter than her
     
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  7. Truman

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    Just got around to watching. What dude in his 30s brags about fingering a girl? lol.
     
  8. 941Gator

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    Did he not go down on her?
     
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  9. Kirk Fogg

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    Jules is the new hotness. Paige is too much of a tease, and her choice in sunglasses always sucks. I really wish we could see Amanda’s jams...those look spectacular.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    Jules sucks and looks like a rat.
     
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  11. Truman

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    I feel like these chicks on Vanderpump are coming out as Bi because they think it's the cool thing to do, and not really because that's how they are.

    I kind of feel shitty saying that based on a couple of 30 second clips, but there, I said it.
     
  12. 941Gator

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    the blonde one that dates Tom has been into chicks for a while. I think maybe we (asshole guys) view Bi as more strict/narrow than we should. Their interpretation might be more loose (and correct). But def fair to say that people do stuff in Hollywood for attention, no denying that.
     
  13. Truman

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    I fully understand its a spectrum and not a yes/no thing. It just seems insincere to me. But like I said, it's probably not right making that judgement off a few 30 second clips.
     
  14. 941Gator

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    she needs to put her money where her mouth is!
     
  15. wes tegg

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    Lindsay + Carl is such a great storyline. <3
     
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  17. Truman

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    Jax carrying around his dad's ashes everywhere is weird AF. I get people mourn in different ways, but yeesh.
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    always taking it to a weird level of attention
     
  19. Joe Louis

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    Jordan has to be gay, right? I think the virgin and/or ED excuse is out the window at this point ...
     
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  20. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Me and bff have been saying that since last year. I mean, even if you ED Viagra is easy to get these days.
     
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  21. Joe Louis

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    Right. If he is straight and wants to bang chicks it's an easy fix. If he is religious/saving himself he wouldn't be trying to put his p in some v. That only leaves being repressively gay as a reason why he can't get hard with a lady ...
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    I wish Luke had whipped Carl’s ass.
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    Lindsay calling Carl a pussy. :lovelove:
     
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  24. Joe Louis

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    Her stock is rising. Yeah, Carl just doesn't have any redeemable qualities at this point. It's interesting how I've flipped to team Kyle from team Amanda. She's been really annoying this season ...

    But of course you put up with anything to marry those hooters :quagmire:
     
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  25. Fran Tarkenton

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    I never got past how Carl dresses. Him being a weirdo was expected from me.
     
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  26. Joe Louis

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    I guess the choking/kink thing makes sense for non gay/virgin Jordan :idk:
     
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  27. Truman

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    Vanderpump was great last night

    You got Jax being a dork and getting pissy about being TP'd
    You got the girls suggesting the cop prank was over the line because of police brutality concerns, as if their demographic has anything to worry about
    You got Tom going insane insulting his wife.

    Solid messy TV
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Below Deck sailing yacht has been terrible.
     
  29. The_QCT

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    The cast stinks.
     
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  30. Joe Louis

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    i always wonder how much of that is strictly for the cameras cause it's hard to imagine real married couples speaking to each other like that and surviving ...
     
  31. Joe Louis

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    good thing Summer House has been awesome. saving this quarantine lineup :blessed:

    anyone else in on Family Karma? i kinda dig their "nice drama" and over-bearing parent involvement ...
     
  32. Tarpon Nole

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    It's too bad because the sailing aspect of it seems really cool
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    It really does, which sucks. Chef Adam is such a psycho that he could thrive in a good cast.
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    I think Georgia is hot af tho
     
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  35. Joe Louis

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    I am anxious to see Ciara in a bikini next ep :dk:
     
  36. Tarpon Nole

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    I don't know who the worst crew member is.

    Laughed at the chief stew and Adam all cuddly during the tip meeting and then she runs off to the captain because the other stew has a crush on Parker
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    You got a thing for really mediocre chicks?
     
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  38. Joe Louis

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    some under-the-radar boobies here IMO. additionally she's a redhead. i think she plays up in the right setting :twocents:
     
  39. skiedfrillet

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    Raquel on Vanderpump Rules is so attractive, but oh so remarkably dumb
     
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  40. Tarpon Nole

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    sailing yacht is an absolute chore to watch. God awful cast. Capt is weird as well. Who wears socks with those shoes?
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Her dumbness seeps into her attractiveness. I'm like...eh
     
  42. 941Gator

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    tom s. regrets not being single so damn bad.
     
  43. Truman

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    Every woman on that show has so much work done/ too much make up it's a turnoff. I think Stasi is the most attractive, because she looks most natural, by comparison to the others. Even though Im sure she's had a shit ton of work done. Raquel looks like a stick figure doll to me. She's not ugly, but she doesnt really do it for me.
     
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  44. bertstare

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    She might be the least attractive chick that has ever been on Below deck
     
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    Team Stasi. Scheana by far the most annoying on VPR
     
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  46. The_QCT

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    Stassi is #1 for sure. Katie has gotten huge. Kristen's face is busted and she is crazy. At this point, Scheana's voice sounds like nails down a chalk board.

    Is anybody else not interested in any story line involving any of the new cast members? I tune out the minute I see any of them on the screen.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    They kinda all suck. The show needs some new blood though, it can't continue with all these married couples living in the fucking valley.
     
  48. The_QCT

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    I agree that they need some new blood, but the ones they picked stink. The girls a meh looking and none of them (guys or girls) are interesting whatsoever.
     
  49. ashy larry

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    shocking someone on that show would be such trash
     
  50. Truman

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    There’s the blatant racism but also the psycho stream of unresponded to DMs.

    woof.