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Likely wont be one until 2022 unless they completely revamped the way its filmed. No shot in hell they have the house this summer.

 

All the extra bandwidth that existed for other Bravo shows during quarantine has been consumed by 90 Day Fiance

No interviews, Respect Our Decision

 

90 day has been a gift from the heavens

 

Danny is a well-meaning dumbass with literally zero social awareness. Bobby is just an oversensitive bully, who is extremely loathsome. What a jerk. I thought I'd like him after the first episode, and I want to like the guy, but his interactions with Danny make that impossible, and in turn, he's overtaken Kelley as the most dislikable person I've seen on the show.

Edit to add: It's incredible, because the Bosun, Bryan is a huge douche who is completely overshadowed by Bobby being an incredible jerk and Danny's dumbassery. Any other season I've watched, Bryan would be the one I was talking about, but not this one.

 

I'll try to stop posting these, but I can't help it.

Spoiler: Another Bobby rant from Below Deck Med Season 1

Wrapping up season 1 of Below Deck Med, and the big bully Bobby continues to be by far the worst person. Danny is an idiot, but where does this oversensitive bully get off trying to fight him? To make it worse, I tried to find people calling him a bully on message boards/reddit and could not. Also, why does this article state that Danny is the most hated character?? Maybe by the crew, but that's insane if it is insinuating that viewers hate him more. How can you pick the side of a guy that acts like Bobby? All he's doing is making Danny act worse, and then Bryan makes it worse by lying about Danny be the sole provocateur in every situation, when it's simply never true. The things they've said to Danny, to me, are 100x more offensive than the shit Danny has said to them. They go below the belt, while Danny says stupid insults that wouldn't affect any thoughtful, normal, confident person.

https://www.realitytea.com/2016/07/...-biggest-regret-deck-med-apologizes-incident/

Here's what I'm pissed about from the article btw:

 

Bugsy: hot or not?

 

I think so. I think Malia is absolute smoke too

 

oh my god. we have a below deck thread. I cannot wait to read this... some of you guys are about to get likes on posts from 3 years ago.

 

Season 2 of Below Deck Med is not even in the Med. They're in the Adriatic. WTF. This is UNBELIEVABLE.

 

I'll be sad to see Pete go. He's so cringy but that's kinda what I'm looking for with my Bravo TV ...

 

He's being presented in an appropriate light. Bugsy's reactions are hilarious

 

Below Deck Med Season 2.... Why do I find myself cheering for Adam over Wes? Did anyone experience the same thing? I don't get it. Wes is more likable, but as I'm watching the show, I am cheering for Adam. (Edit 4: Now that Wes has won the girl, Adam is kind of driving me nuts. Let it go man. LET IT GO.)

Edit: Max is by far the most likable crew member in season 2. I don't dislike Bugs or Lauren, but Max takes the cake imo.

Edit 2: Also, I don't think Bugs is hot. Definitely not unattractive, but also not hot.

Edit 3: Holy shit these girls on the last charter are smoke shows. Really rooting for one of the old guys to get with them, though I doubt it'll happen sadly.

Edit 5: Ok. I'm now on a mission to find out who these charter guest girls are. They are incredibly attractive. Surely some of them are models, right?

Edit 6: Found one. Paula Manzanal, Miss Peru 2014. 2,000,000 2,000,001 Instagram followers.

Spoiler

 

Pete took so many Ls on this episode of Below Deck Med. More please.

 

Isn't Paula the chick Bobby hooked up with? Wonder how much those old guys paid her to be on the boat

 

she was an escort and got knocked up.

 

How much say does the production company have in who charters the boat? I know people are getting a huge discount doing it during the show vs irl, but just seems like they go out of their way a few times a season to find over the top guests

 

Discovered Below deck this weekend with the family. Saw the episodes from the current season. Pete is a fucking animal and it's hilarious to see how he pisses everyone off with zero self awareness.

Oyster guy from the Vegas Bros episode was such a douche bag.

 

I heard they don't actually get a discount.

 

Yes. That's the one. My guess is that the girls just wanted to be on a yacht while entertaining those guys. I don't think they ever hooked up with them though.

 

This season of BD Med seems really forced.

not sure if it’s the editing or what.

 

they get a huge discount. Even have airfare paid for by production
https://www.distractify.com/p/how-much-does-a-below-deck-charter-cost

 

I don't think it's as bad as the last season of Below Deck when they dramaticized Brian's leg injury. I wish I could find the clip but it was so fucking fake it made me sick

 

I just mean things like the guests (really don’t think 72 plates is something that would just be accepted as something they’d do), casting (Lara seems so over the top as fake), sandy making a huge deal over the food (Ben is the gold standard for chefs on this show and there have been multiple
Meals sent back, just ok meals etc)

Idk just seems forced

 

They have had to do more editing to the shows versus what they came up with initially due to trying to show Pete as little as possible.

 

A damn shame because that dude is a mess

 

Kiko confused Vegas with the Applebee's ap sampler menu

 

The one guy talking about his GPA and how yachting was perfect for him was sad haha

 

Loved the fake overturned jet ski incident. Almost as bad as Ashton's "near death" experience.

 

So is it just a coincidence malia's Yacht chef boyfriend is coming in at the end of this charter and Kiko is being set up as quitting/getting fired?

 

This season has been pretty forced. It’s always shocking to me the disconnect between what the guests want and the food being served. It just seems like Hannah or the chef should have the guests basically approve every single meal. The Vegas meal was an all time bad dinner on par with that crazy Russian chef

 

Trav coming in hot

 

That vegas dinner had to have been just straight-up staged. Like they yelled cut and then served them their actual meal.

Also I want to send my wife a cameo video. I've been going back and forth over which Bravo star to have do it and I'm getting very close to deciding on Captain Lee. If I was confident that he would swear and say things like "I'm madder than a pissed off chicken" in the video I would definitely do it, but if he's going to try to be normal I'll definitely regret it.

 

They’re going to turn over half the crew this season. Kiko and then someone next week for drugs? Looked like a woman’s purse

 

Probably Hannah

 

Makes sense why Malia made that IG post after the show

 

Yea think the Valium thing was foreshadowing

though Id rather it be one of the deckhands with blow

 

Which was?

 

Feel bad for Kiko.

 

Just found it