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  1. jrmy

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    Madison does seem to truly suck and I enjoyed Craig channeling old Shep and just airing it the fuck out that he hates her
     
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  2. Joe Louis

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    her vocab is weird. so much "alpha," "beta," "big dick energy" and buzzy terms this year. wonder where she gets her news, hmmmm ...
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    She is incredibly white trash and that is personified with her fixation on Alpha-ism
     
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  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    She lies habitually but the Jay Cutler dm thing where Andy gave her the “are you sure you want me to read this” look was hilarious

    And her only reaction to Austen’s emotion was to respond with he is faking it
     
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    The most "masculine" thing about her is her transparent toxic insecurity.
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    Liking this bubble season of Summer House
     
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  7. Tarpon Nole

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    Caught up last night -

    francesca is a terrible boss. Elisabeth is a ditz and lazy, but idk if she should’ve been fired. Looks like the season gets cancelled next week as it’s the season finale. Think they said they were supposed to have 2 more charters

    The Minnesota guy on summer house is weird. But the chick who is still trying to fuck him is weirder for still trying
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Elizabeth got like ten “final straws.” It’s a wonder she made it as long as she did.
     
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    Yeah Francesca is awful. She's awful. With direction. Gets pussy over dumb shit and is just bad. I feel like she's mad Elizabeth is banging James and not her.

    Francesca putting "Mahi Mahi" on one line for two guests really triggered me. The chef is batshit crazy but hating Francesca is accurate
     
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  10. Tarpon Nole

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    Right. Mahi mahi is the fish name

    it would be different if she wrote like salmon salmon. I could see her argument, not a good one, but I could see it in that case. Not mahi mahi
     
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    And no fucking restaurant would ever put two orders on one line. That was just an awful way to do it
     
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  12. Tarpon Nole

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    Michael the butler from southern charm had a spinal stroke :(
     
  13. wes tegg

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    Damn. That's terrible.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's awful. In the show he said he was left a lot of money. Always wondered why he kept working. I'd having to imagine someone like that, while staff, gets close to family. If I was balling I'd drop them a mil or three from my estate. Right?
     
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  15. CF3234

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    I think Francesca is getting a bad rap considering she did the entire season with a 3rd stew and Elizabeth who was completely worthless. Both Ashling and Captain Lee had Francesca's back which tells me all I need to know.
     
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  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    The “coming up this season” on Summer House looks fiery
     
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  17. wes tegg

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    Some serious drama coming.
     
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  18. Tarpon Nole

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    hannah sucks so much

    her weird raspy voice and filthy room bother me so much
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    She could not possibly think she was any cooler, either.
     
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  20. Tarpon Nole

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    she has definitely grabbed a hold of that “I’m so edgy I’m cool” style.

    also, Lindsey is absolutely crazy. Always weird watching people who purposely sabotage relationships complain they can’t find a good partner
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Her basically saying she wants someone who can read her mind cracked me up.
     
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  22. Tarpon Nole

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    it was funny because when he set up the dinner and got food from the place they went on their first date, my wife said “awww” and said I’d never think of something like that

    then Lindsey basically laughed in his face for not doing some huge extravaganza for her birthday in the middle of a pandemic
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    She is a lunatic and for that reason does not belong on TV. I cant believe Carl even explored going down that road.

    This Stephen guy apparently has no respect for himself and has a glutton for punishment. Have some respect for yourself my dude.
     
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  24. Tarpon Nole

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    but lol at the PowerPoint

    hopefully that was just a troll from him lol
     
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  25. Truman

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    So.... Did Madison break up Arod and JLo?
     
  26. Truman

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    For that reason she makes great TV. But she’s on another planet.

    Also - I think both Hannah and Kyle are terrible in this tiff. They’re both losers.
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hope so
     
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    What are our thoughts on Sailing Yacht? I, for one, can't believe Gary is a real person
     
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    Sounds like it.

    A white trash hair dresser on a reality show in Charleston, SC broke up ARod and JLo. Incredible.
     
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  30. Tarpon Nole

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    better than the last crew on sailing yacht.
     
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  31. Tarpon Nole

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    hannah sucks beyond the argument
     
  32. Tarpon Nole

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    Arod made her sign an NDA LOL
     
  33. Kirk Fogg

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    My word Amanda’s yams in that bikini
     
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  34. Tarpon Nole

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    Laughing so hard at how gross this bosun is

    Also, Glenn is awesome
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    I love that Carl has been “sober” for like six months and Kyle hasn’t cheated on his fiancée in a year, and now they’re the moral authority.
     
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  36. Tarpon Nole

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    Too bad Luke won’t actually get his ass kicked.
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    I think Luke would dog walk both of those muppets. #hawkeytough
     
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  38. Truman

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    I have some thoughts

    1. 9:00 doesn’t seem too late to text someone. 10:00, yes because it’s getting close to bedtime for people. However Luke acting like those are just platonic texts is absurd.

    2. I’d love to see the convo that started Carl and Kyle on that rant. Seems like Carl just wants to White Knight for Ciaira. Kyle came out of nowhere e the anger. He’s a drunk idiot. They didn’t have a problem w how he treated Hannah.

    3. Luke saying “I don’t like you!” as an insult during a fight is hilarious. He’s an emotional loser too.

    4. If I had to pick a winner I guess I’d take Luke but i dont think any of the 3 actually has the balls to throw a punch.
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    I agree with all of this. Excellent recap. ^^

    I thought it was a little shocking how quickly Hannah was able to turn the narrative from Luke "leading her on" and her loving him to him "not respecting boundaries" and her not being interested in him. She's the biggest loon on the show. I thought for a second Lindsey was going to bone Luke and throw it in Hannah's face that she didn't even have to try and did what Hannah failed at for two years. That would've been too good of television, though.
     
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  40. Truman

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    I have mixed feelings on Hannah.

    On one hand I’m a little sympathetic toward her. She absolute out kicked her coverage on Luke and is infatuated w him. He knows this and still strung her along. That’s incredibly manipulating and a shitty thing to do. She also has some daddy issues w men yelling at her ect. I give her a little leeway w that.

    However, the way she acted w Kyle was completely unacceptable. Yes Kyles a POS and cheated on his fiancé. But you have to let it go if Amanda has forgiven him for it. It’s incredibly shitty to bring it up all the time. Also using the excuse that “I’ll never let a man yell at me” is not applicable to that whole argument.


    I say this about all reality shows - These are all pretty shitty people and no one is all that likable. Ciara is likable, but that’s probably because we have only seen her for a handful of episodes. Danielle seems p cool too Iguess.
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    Hannah bringing up her dad and then wigging out when Kyle questioned what her dad had to do with anything was an all-timer nutty move, IMO. Somewhat to Luke's defense, it's pretty tough to navigate trying to stay friends with someone who really likes you. I think everyone fucks that situation up once before learning that trying to do so is hurtful. He royally fucked it up, but I get the impression from his interview with Andy last night that he probably learned from it.
     
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  42. gordon bombay

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    It’s hard to take anything on this show serious. They all seem like they dramaticize everything for the tv show. Luke was on the wwhl after and it basically seems like him carl and Kyle are bffs.

    Kyle especially seems completely phony
     
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  43. Tarpon Nole

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    Best part of that was like telling the film crew to follow him because he's about to tell Kyle how he feels and all he has is I don't like you
     
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  44. Tarpon Nole

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    It was a drunk fight. Exactly what these shows want and exploit
     
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  45. Tarpon Nole

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    They're all weird, but Hannah and Luke are next level

    Best person on the show was Steven

    Edit - forgot about Lindsey - she is legit crazy
     
  46. gordon bombay

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    No i get it but to me it just seems incredibly fake
     
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  47. Tarpon Nole

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    I see that, but I think it's just because how petty they usually are
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    I love Lindsey as a reality TV character. She’s clearly nuts, but in the right way.
     
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  49. Tarpon Nole

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    Hahah these guests are so weird
     
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  50. wes tegg

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    This chef on sailing yacht sucks.
     
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