Reminding the P1's to Be One - Holding On Good Strong

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  1. JerusalemJackson

    JerusalemJackson New Member

    rumor has it that Sports Panties & Mushmouth are a thing now.
     
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  2. dallasdawg

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    Just wanted to let y'all know I'm still hanging around Denton
     
  3. a.tramp

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    Oh terry shivo, you're barely alivo
     
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  4. fucktx

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    I am now driving down the road and shitting on a paper sack
     
  5. LuPoor

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    I think Imma let this thread ride for about a week, then get really drunk and read it from start to finish. Should be amazing.
     
  6. fucktx

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    WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT WAIT WOAH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
     
  7. fucktx

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    I'm just in here givin the boys a pep talk speech in my full geronimo indian head dress

    y'all called me right as i'm headin over there to switch into my braveheart outfit
     
  8. fucktx

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    I catcha the ball, i hitta the ball, i makea the pizza pie
     
  9. fucktx

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    If it doesn't work out for me here in Texas I'll just go over to Japan and be the biggest douche in that country too
     
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  11. Line 4 Guy

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    This may be the hardest I've laughed at anything talked about on the little ticket.
     
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  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I'm just a mulato, tryin' to get some el gato
     
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  13. A Black person

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    Skart skulling bozz
     
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  14. dallasdawg

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  15. a.tramp

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    completely unrelated and related. guy in Oregon I believe contracted the plague in his barn and lost his hands not to long ago
    might of died, idk
     
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  16. dallasdawg

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    Top golf
     
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  17. a.tramp

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    Oh my f*ing gawd
    is that too long for a ring tone
     
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  18. Pokes

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    You know I've done some really bad things in my Jason Kidd life
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    breaking news, micheal jackson is dead at the age of fifty ...
     
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  20. dallasdawg

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    football
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    oh what a day
     
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  22. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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  23. a.tramp

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    neither is he a panda nor does he know kung fu
     
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  24. dallasdawg

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    fake wade calling in to fake jerry this week was so awesome
     
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  25. dallasdawg

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    uh we'll go to Juan in the Woodlands

    hola jerry he he he he he
     
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  26. BMR

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    this thread is fantastic -- 4 pages already

    just well done
     
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  27. a.tramp

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    from this point forward, I want you to recognize me as the karate koala
     
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  28. BayouMafia

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    black man white bitch
     
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  29. BMR

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    stupid bitch
     
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  30. BayouMafia

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    Pocahontas was an indian
    She like gravy by the ton
    The white men said they slept in her bed
    and got giblets stuck in their tongue

    Pocahontas was an indian
    She liked white men by the score
    Legend says she was on the pill
    And her nickname was fat injun whore
     
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  31. Line 4 Guy

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    He's the poster boy of under-achievement.
    He's a student of eros.
    He's the station cancer. He's the devils own.
    GORDON KEITH!!
     
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  32. a.tramp

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    space is super gay
     
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  33. dallasdawg

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    I dunno I just think space is super gay
     
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  34. Line 4 Guy

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    The other day me and a buddy were talking about all the old characters that used to be on but don't show up hardly anymore. I would like to find some microphone johnson, shory difazio, fake billy tubbs, ribby paltz, or cleo mortimer bits from back in the day. Also does anyone know if you can listen to all the felicity/dawsons creek spoofs that Gordo, Danny and Corby did online?
     
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  35. BayouMafia

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    all this talk about old characters is making me horny

    take your shirt off
     
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  36. Line 4 Guy

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    Some old fuck name Buzz Aldrin.
     
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  37. Line 4 Guy

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  38. BayouMafia

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    "I'm 22, hot, and I own my own creek"
     
  39. dallasdawg

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  40. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-da-doo jeffrey dahmaa

    captain doo-doo as well

    overcusser/repro-man/obvious-man

    corby was so good as a yuk monkey
     
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  41. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    the anus?
     
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  42. fucktx

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    baseball ball
     
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  43. fucktx

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    The last mammal I got into a headlock like that was a tasmanian devil who snuck into my grain storage.......... so i beat the hell out of milton bradley.... i broke like 20 bones in his face
     
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  44. fucktx

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    i fixed him a nice meal after the game we sat down to some stuffed buzzard, some jackelope stew, and for desert we had some blue jay pudding
     
  45. fucktx

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    a lot of people think darvish is full blown japanese but he isn't he's actually half japanese and half iranian which still makes him 100% enemy
     
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  46. fucktx

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    unfortunately i have to make sure he doesn't throw a grenade in the dugout with the same intensity
     
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