Reminding the P1's to Be One

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  1. BayouMafia

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    Stoma Man
     
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  2. BayouMafia

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    So I was feeling my oats and called the crow line today even though I’m not a Cowboys fan

    Two messages, both start with time checks (2:08 and 2:38)

    #thisteamsucks
    #prayersforpam
     
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  3. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I've called it three times, gotten on twice.

    The time I didn't get on was probably because I said Jerry needs to die.
     
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  4. John McGuirk

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    Doocy is cracking me the fuck up this morning. Big upgrade from Sean Bass
     
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  5. dallasdawg

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    he’s the man
     
  6. dallasdawg

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    so excited for the orphanage
     
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  7. BayouMafia

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    My reference to Pam is at the very end so I expect it to be edited out if the message makes it, based on Jake's statement this morning that since something is obviously wrong he doesn't want to joke about it.
     
  8. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Not sure who/what Pam is
     
  9. BayouMafia

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  10. John McGuirk

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    She definitely sounds noticeably off. Can’t put my finger on it but I noticed it this weekend without even knowing she was doing the game
     
  11. John McGuirk

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    Enjoying the orphanage taking calls right now
     
  12. dallasdawg

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    she’s been off all year. almost like she had a stroke in the off-season or something. or is suddenly a functional raging alcoholic
     
  13. ColeTrickle

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    God help my ears for the failed Rhadigan rangers experiment
     
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  14. Stagger Lee

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    Can we talk about how awful the SOTA weight loss commercials are?
     
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  15. dallasdawg

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    STATE OF THE ARRRRRTTTT
     
  16. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Many, many worse commercials on The Ticket than SOTA
     
  17. dallasdawg

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    what about the vitaliv ones? :eatit:
     
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  18. Zebbie

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    I can hardly understand Killer because he’s trying to talk fast with a jar of marbles in his mouth
     
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  19. John McGuirk

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    They must be hiring strippers to be the weight coaches at SOTA. Every time they have a satisfied customer on who makes mention of who helped them out, it’s some ridiculous chick name

    “I went and talked to Chastity and Star who helped me lose 25lbs!”
     
  20. BayouMafia

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    I have a soft spot for those commercials because I lost 110 pounds in 6 months at SOTA. They even took my info for Killer because I was supposed to be in a commercial but he never called :angry:

    And seriously every coach there is drop dead gorgeous. Mine was usually Grace Ann. I forget the name of the one that signed me up on my first visit but she was the owner's niece and one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen IRL.
     
  21. John McGuirk

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    It’s amazing what a good blowjob can do for weight loss motivation. It truly is state of the art
     
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  22. dallasdawg

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    no love for my commercial

    :awshucks:
     
  23. John McGuirk

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    Not sure which one you’re talking about
     
  24. C-Pay

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    are their T's poppin?
     
  25. BayouMafia

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    I only listen via app so usually I skip commercials, but on the app they mostly play Westwood One commercials about pro wrestling podcasts
     
  26. dallasdawg

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    it’s the one about the health and wellness clinic
     
  27. dallasdawg

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    it’s only on the app/online stream :ohdear:

    the streaming ads are like 1/10th of the price of the radio ads. it’s insane how expensive the ticket is, especially when you consider i’m already paying $2500 for 4 weeks :ohholkyfuck:
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    Listen, someone has to pay for Gordon’s vacation days and it ain’t gonna be me.
     
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  29. dallasdawg

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    if anyone needs vitaliv, it’s sick boy gordo
     
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  30. Line 4 guy

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    Am i going to hell cause i like the convos between gordo and that little girl? Either shes very very cool or they pulled a fast one with the old bear trap. She was giggling alot when they talked about the mom again.
     
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  31. Line 4 guy

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    Also, more Koko from lower heaven.
     
  32. dallasdawg

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    i liked the caller this morning acting as koko with that other chimp buddy
     
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  33. Zebbie

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    I missed early this morning...did Junior get mad because a Tech fan e-mailed him & called him out for being a t-shirt Sooner fan with his butt buddy Corby?
     
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  34. dallasdawg

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    no the tech fan emailed him complaining about junior/the ticket talking shit about tech
     
  35. dallasdawg

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    apparently it was made clear later that it was all a joke in the first place
     
  36. * J Y *

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    Would be amazing.
     
  37. texasraider

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    between those two it's really nice to get complete breakdowns on Kyler and Baker every day. Looking forward to Jalen updates
     
  38. dallasdawg

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  39. texasraider

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    calmer than you are
     
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  40. BayouMafia

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    His point was more about how every school's fanbase cries about how they are biased against them and how college football fans have the most fragile psyches, and he used that Tech fan's email to prove the point. I even have Sooner friends who say that Corby is too hard on them so he can appear unbiased :laugh:

    He did, however, say in response to that fan that Tech hasn't won jack shit which led to him winning the eBrake an hour later.
     
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  41. Zebbie

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    Oh I know, they’ve said that for years about how they get e-mails from every fanbase so not sure why it would’ve sent him over the edge today.
     
  42. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Troy Aikman on the Musers right now:

    "I heard on your station that the Patriots get a pass because they play in such a weak division. I think that's ridiculous. They split with the Dolphins every year!"

    One minute later:

    "Bill Belichick treats the first four games like an extension of training camp."


    Huh?
     
  43. BayouMafia

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    I don't think those are contradictory statements.

    While I think in general Bob isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is, his point about the Patriots' weak division was blown way out of proportion. They've been a great team for damn near two decades, but he's right that playing the Bills, Jets, and Dolphins each year helps give them the extra win or two that gives them the bye and home field. That has probably helped them to another Super Bowl appearance or two over the years, but even without that their success is mind boggling.
     
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  44. texasraider

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    Although he often does the nervous laugh when making a point that he thinks is smart but isn't sure (it's not)
     
  45. dallasdawg

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    bob is a dweeb
     
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  46. Zebbie

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    I can hardly listen to BaD anymore - between Dan sounding like he’s talking through his nose, and Bob saying “uh” about every 2nd or 3rd word, I can’t do it anymore.
     
  47. texasraider

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    I listen for Jake and the occasional Dan joke trying to draw Bob offsides. And I actually like the addition of Julie

    But I'm an avid Bob hater
     
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  48. Zebbie

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    Yeah, I like Jake & Julie. Dan doesn’t bother me as much as he used to because I know he’s full of shit 100% of the time, but Bob acting like a smug know it all gets old too after a while.
     
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  49. dallasdawg

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    i think dan is hilarious but he's more suited to a yuck monkey role, not a host imo
     
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  50. BayouMafia

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    Missed Jake talking about his kid being born. He mentioned when he called in on Friday that there was an initial issue with the birth but he didn't want to bring the room down by talking about it - did he mention it yesterday?