Reminding the P1's to Be One - Holding On Good Strong

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  1. fucktx

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    and tonight we're gonna strangle a moose and wear it's pelt over our ballsacks as we sleep in a tree

    just tryin to expose him to modern american life
     
  2. fucktx

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    didn't they make a show about yu darvish starring ben affleck? called pearl harbor
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    You just lost a listener
     
  4. dallasdawg

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    I think they wear mexican wrestling masks

    that's offensive to wrestling masks
     
  5. a.tramp

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    Look into it, it's revolutionizing carwashes
     
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  6. a.tramp

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    I still get my woman monthly visit from the bloodgod - the fake michelle wei
     
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  7. dallasdawg

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    did I just miss fake michelle wie
     
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  8. a.tramp

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    Yep
     
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  9. dallasdawg

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  10. a.tramp

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    Oh my gawd, losing it so hard right now

    Audio of a baby crying pitched down, funniest sh*t ever
     
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  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    For some reason when I woke up this morning I knew we'd get fake Ronald Reagan on the show today.
     
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  12. fucktx

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    It came from my loins, what do you expect
     
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  13. dallasdawg

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    Yeah that was fucking hilarious (you can use your curse words like a big boy on this site)

    If was so disturbing the first time around, but once they said what it was and played it again I absolutely lost it
     
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  14. dallasdawg

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    What about fake Ronald Reagan from heaven
     
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  15. dallasdawg

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    God dammit I just got to the courthouse and realized I forgot my headphones
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    I thought so, I mean you open pages and bare breasted ladies are smiling at you, why can't I say sh*t?

    Seriously, is there some sort of new guy hazing curse word filter going on here?
     
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  17. fucktx

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    Hey man, it'd be really cool if you made an introduction thread. :grinch:
     
  18. dallasdawg

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    It's word filtering shit to sh*t?
     
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  19. Pokes

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    What the shit is going on around here
     
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  20. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    i miss seattle slew
     
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  21. Pokes

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    The only word filter I'm aware of is Shitty AMC Show.

    Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck
     
  22. fucktx

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  23. fucktx

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    I still wish the hebrew word filters were around
     
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  24. Pokes

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    IMO filtered to in my vagina was pretty great too
     
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  25. fucktx

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    I'm pretty sure this guy is fucking with us. I'm not sure why he won't spell out shit
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    Awe sh*t man, I'm just f*ing around with yous guys

    Trying to put the sex appeal back in cursing. Like my women with a little clothes on, not too much though. Once you see it, it's done, mystery gone.

    Same with curse words I suppose. Not judging, just being my own man.

    Now pot right
     
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  27. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    got us good fvcker
     
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  28. fucktx

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    Motherfvcking son of a b!tch

    Fvcking pvssy
     
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  29. a.tramp

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    Will do this evening
     
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  30. fucktx

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  31. fsugrad99

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    You're right Kelly, I should be thankful for what I've got

    I'm young, I'm hot and I own my own creek!

    Oh, Dawson....
     
  32. a.tramp

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    I think we can get dan to try this

    A yogurt filled hotdog that explodes when you bite into
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    No more killing of your own kind of race
    And let there be peace with everybody
     
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  34. Line 4 Guy

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    Friday I'm gonna try and get through to vote on the e-brake. Ill give a shout out to this thread.
     
  35. Line 4 Guy

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    Give me aids
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    deets, what you gonna say
    we're all black friends
     
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  37. fucktx

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    Waiting for the intro thread still
     
  38. a.tramp

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    just got home, on the computer, not on phone now

    so soon, very soon
     
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  39. a.tramp

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  40. fucktx

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    That wasn't me imo
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    we're having fun here no
     
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  42. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    baby arm or lobster claw?
     
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  43. a.tramp

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  44. BayouMafia

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    what iyo is the best drop execution of all time?

    my sister's stinky box was stellar, but my favorite of all time was once when they were talking about church and Grubes put two drops together to make it sound like Mike said "Jesus - I hate that son of a bitch"

    I damn near drove off the road
     
  45. a.tramp

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    I'm pretty partial to the mustang athletic forum when bob asked Mia Hamm if he could ask her a question, her response was yes

    insert drop here ----------->
     
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  46. a.tramp

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    grubes was the master
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    can I stick my tongue down your throat?
     
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  48. fsugrad99

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    The Fake Michell Wie has evolved in ways I never saw coming
     
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