Ridiculously Canadian Headlines

Also, TIL the Canadian Supreme Court look like mall Santas sans white beards

 

can we trade

 

Interesting fact Trump didn’t appoint any of them.

 

That’s like saying Tennessee is close enough to Canada

 

Gained new appreciation for the quote marks in there after watching that yikes

 

I know what he was attempting to do was not funny, but what ensued was hilarious.

 

Canada: mountain goat kills attacking grizzly bear with ‘dagger-like’ horns | Canada

theguardian.com/world/...

 

Canada releases 50 million pounds from maple syrup reserve amid global shortage

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/canad...-maple-syrup-stockpile/?utm_source=reddit.com

 

how the hell did I miss that lol

dude is contemplating taking a ride home in the yellow bus

 

Netflix’s “Dirty Money” has a great episode on the maple syrup cartel. I think it’s called The Maple Syrup Heist. My mind was blown watching it, but in hindsight the Canadian Maple syrup racket makes total sense.

 

They have a "reserve" *tearsemojji*

 

you are never too careful

 

Worth hundreds of millions

 

Does maple syrup expire? Is the reserve stock rotated?

 

Once it’s bottled and stored in a cool or room temperature environment it will last awhile. If you open it tho you are on the clock.

 

Don’t know where else to put this, but the comments are hilarious. This guy is some sort of politician.

 

Hitting my buddies farm tomorrow to go sugar bushing. I’ll bring this up as it will make me sound more informed.

 

So Canada Day is an actual real thing

 

Did you think it was a hoax?

 

Dude you live in a country that has the 4th of July and you’re shocked when other countries have the same thing..?

 

Wanted to share this here since it's open to mainboard residents only.

 

That will be a nice thing to have for the first-ever TMB block party

 

If we’re adding Alaska stuff this definitely needs posted

 

The preferred terminology is “a musk ox related hoofing.”

 

Big for Butthead if true

 

This dude might combust the first time he is exposed to the sun.

 

This is a pretty big deal.

 

Spirit of the thread seems to have taken a turn

 

Well, I'm not one to start a new thread just because it's not about a moose shutting down an airport or something

 

An assassination by a foreign government probably deserves its own thread

 

I think we should let our Canadian TMB users decide that.

 

Can I just say something here?

Between this, the Jamal Khashoggi murder, N. Korea hiring teenage girls to murder a dude, etc, anyone else sorta disillusioned by how non-badass international high value assassinations are irl?

 

Canada, assemble

 

Woah. A wild 34 appears! I have not seen you post in forever.