Ridiculously Canadian Headlines

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tiffin, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsTottenham HotspurPittsburgh Pirates

    Also, TIL the Canadian Supreme Court look like mall Santas sans white beards
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  2. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    can we trade
     
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  3. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Interesting fact Trump didn’t appoint any of them.
     
  4. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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  5. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Alaska is so damned big.
     
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  6. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  7. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  8. BellottiBold

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    Gained new appreciation for the quote marks in there after watching that yikes
     
  9. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I know what he was attempting to do was not funny, but what ensued was hilarious.
     
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  10. Champ

    Champ Well-Known Member
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  11. Champ

    Champ Well-Known Member
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  12. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    how the hell did I miss that lol

    dude is contemplating taking a ride home in the yellow bus
     
  13. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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  14. BellottiBold

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    They have a "reserve" *tearsemojji*
     
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  15. IHHH

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    you are never too careful
     
  16. Champ

    Champ Well-Known Member
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    Worth hundreds of millions
     
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  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Does maple syrup expire? Is the reserve stock rotated?
     
  18. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Once it’s bottled and stored in a cool or room temperature environment it will last awhile. If you open it tho you are on the clock.
     
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  19. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Don’t know where else to put this, but the comments are hilarious. This guy is some sort of politician.

     
  20. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  21. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
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    Hitting my buddies farm tomorrow to go sugar bushing. I’ll bring this up as it will make me sound more informed.
     
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  22. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    So Canada Day is an actual real thing
     
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  23. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Did you think it was a hoax?
     
  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Dude you live in a country that has the 4th of July and you’re shocked when other countries have the same thing..?
     
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  25. Doc Louis

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    Wanted to share this here since it's open to mainboard residents only.
     
  26. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    That will be a nice thing to have for the first-ever TMB block party
     
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  27. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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  28. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    If we’re adding Alaska stuff this definitely needs posted

     
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  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The preferred terminology is “a musk ox related hoofing.”
     
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  30. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  31. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  32. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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  34. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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  35. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    This dude might combust the first time he is exposed to the sun.
     
  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    This is a pretty big deal.

     
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Spirit of the thread seems to have taken a turn
     
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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Well, I'm not one to start a new thread just because it's not about a moose shutting down an airport or something
     
  39. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    An assassination by a foreign government probably deserves its own thread
     
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  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I think we should let our Canadian TMB users decide that. :twocents:
     
  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Can I just say something here?

    Between this, the Jamal Khashoggi murder, N. Korea hiring teenage girls to murder a dude, etc, anyone else sorta disillusioned by how non-badass international high value assassinations are irl?
     
  42. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    Canada, assemble
     
  43. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Woah. A wild 34 appears! I have not seen you post in forever.
     
  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Runaway Kangaroo Punched Police Officer In The Face Before It Was Subdued

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    Photo: all images copyright of Jamie Lamb - elusive-images.co.uk / Moment / Getty Images
    An escaped kangaroo was captured after four days on the run in Canada. The kangaroo escaped from Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm while being transported to a zoo in Quebec.

    "It is not our kangaroo," Cameron Preyde, the Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm Park Supervisor, told CBC Toronto. "We were meant to be a hotel stop for this particular creature on its way to a zoo in Quebec. As the animal handlers last night were trying to unload the animal, it jumped over their heads and escaped."

    After four days of searching for the kangaroo, authorities finally managed to capture it. The Durham Regional Police received an emergency call on Monday (December 4) night about a kangaroo sighting in Oshawa and dispatched officers to the area where it was last seen.

    The officers were briefed by the kangaroo's handlers on the best way to capture the marsupial.

    "Fun fact: The safest way to capture a kangaroo is to grab it by its tail!" the police said in a statement.

    Two officers located the kangaroo and tried to capture it. While they managed to subdue the animal, it managed to punch one of the officers in the face.

    "Only one of the officers was struck in the face during the apprehension, but he'll be just fine, and we won't be continuing the investigation," Staff Sergeant Chris Boileau said.

    The kangaroo was returned safely to its handlers and will continue on its trip to Quebec.
    I am only posting here, because the cops didn't kill it after getting punched in the face like an American cop would
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sign that wallaby up to play center for the leafs
     
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