RIP Dan

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  1. dblplay1212

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    :hilldawg::hilldawg::hilldawg:
     
  2. 941Gator

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    Which thread did that go down in?
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    Alabama abortion.
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Great now he’ll come back under hundreds of different accounts like farva
     
  5. 941Gator

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    oh you must mean Aj Mccarron’s Restaurant thread.


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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Champzy?
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    :heythere:
     
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  8. BayouMafia

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    you're going to need to be more specific
     
  9. Barves2125

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  10. 941Gator

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    Lechnerd remains king obviously
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    The king stay the king
     
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  12. TwoPoor

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    Let no one say the Alabama state legislature never did anything for us
     
  13. Bricktop the white

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    Someone give me a recap here
     
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  14. Pelican Grove

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    Oh can someone please give us cliffs on what transpired?
     
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  15. IvanTheTerrible

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    Same what did he do?
     
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  16. Truman

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    Now we're never going to get our Publix parking lot show down.
     
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  18. ButchCassidy

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    making fun of posters that have been affected by miscarriage.
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    He can go to stormfront where his ass actually belongs
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    Click the arrow inside Taques post in the OP. It'll take you to his post.

    Cliffs: Dan talked shit to someone who's wife had a miscarriage and said it was their fault
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    That's, uh, unsurprising and also fucking awful.
     
  22. bro

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    glad I have had the will power to avoid that thread.

    also glad Dan got banned.
     
  23. blotter

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    Odds on Dan going full incel vs. pitting the confrontation he relentlessly sought here against his negativity and turning himself into a kind person
     
  24. Zebbie

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    :roll:
     
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  25. Redav

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    They also took swimfan away from us. One of the great american institutions I've always said.
     
  26. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Good grief, what a fucking asshole
     
  27. zeberdee

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    the craziest part is dan wasn't even saying the dumbest shit in that discussion. someone said five weeks was long enough to know if you're pregnant and if you want to keep it.
     
  28. Bo Pelinis

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    This is so unbelievably stupid that I can't even
     
  29. Barves2125

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    And literally nothing of value was lost. FSUdan was enthusiastically dumb.
     
  30. PCH

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    What an idiot
     
  31. Degausser

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    I forgot about that guy. Strange bird, that one.
     
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  32. dblplay1212

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  33. dukebuckeye

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    FSUDanny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Danny. Danny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Danny Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    ^ clearly someone who has never dealt with a pregnancy
     
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  35. 941Gator

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  36. Tobias

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    exactly. most women know if they're pregnant within 5 days and some of you jabronis think it takes 5 weeks
     
  37. HotMic

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    That’s disgusting
     
  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  39. PCH

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    Pfffft I know more about this than you I bet. We've had fertility journeys.


    But, don't let the five weeks comment distract you from what I'm trying to say. At what point is it murder?
     
  40. JPWahoo

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    but where will I get my real life up to date Nazi takes
     
  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Is this where we talk about how many times we've knocked up our respective spouses?
     
  42. bro

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    No one is more well-versed in women's bodies and pregnancy than male internet posters on a college football message board.
     
  43. Wu

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    Off to the pizza pie in the sky
     
  44. Tobias

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    comcast and r2d2 have somehow held off on miscarriage jokes so don't you worry
     
  45. 941Gator

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    i'm not sure you and zeberdee are making the same point
     
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  46. Tobias

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    ask me any female body question
     
  47. Bo Pelinis

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    What's it like having tits Tobias
     
  48. Tobias

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    i had back problems, man. anyway, it's like they made them better. they're more... symmetrical, supple, firm.
     
  49. TheFreak55

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