RIP Dan

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  1. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I'm behind but if this was not read in the Stephan voice you're doing it wrong.
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  2. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    We’re all just at the small get together after Dan’s burial, shooting the breeze and munching on charcuterie trays that were splurged on after skimping on funeral arrangements.
     
  3. TC

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    Skipped the meat page :mulletsmug:
     
  4. NilesIrish

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    This thread makes me realize how damn diverse the South Bend area is, we have real deal ethnic restaurants everywhere and markets for just about anything you want. It's awesome. The small Italian grocer by my old office was my go to, and it was great, there is a cheese shop kitty corner from it.
     
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  5. marcus

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    Living in Athens, OH for school and spending a ton of time in SW Ohio because of my in laws, I’ve come to appreciate how truly loaded Cleveland is with ethnic restaurant diversity. Even just basic pizza.
     
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  6. kslim

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    say what now?
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

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  8. HotMic

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    Yeah, did one of these on that:

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  9. TC

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    What about cattywampus??
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Obvious failure on the part of the map makers
     
  11. NilesIrish

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    Yeah we are in that space between SW MI and NW IN both are said around here.
     
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  12. blind dog

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    Bumfuck, AR = catty corner
     
  13. TC

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    Yeah we know how to read a map
     
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  14. BayouMafia

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    I clearly remember my 7th grade French class when our yankee teacher told us that 'au coin de' meant kitty corner, and the whole class argued with her that it was cat-a-corner.

    Of course later I realized that's not what 'au coin de' means anyway
     
  15. bro

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    team I never say that phrase
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Never heard anyone ever say kitty corner. I’ve also always pronounced it “ caddy corner” and had no idea it was actually “catty corner”.
     
  17. TC

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    One more thing the north is wrong about. Good thing we have the internet to show us
     
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  18. Dil

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    You guys have polish and italian restaurants. GMAB. And no, O'Charley's is not an "Irish" restaurant.
     
  19. marcus

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    You’re right, Craig. I concede.
     
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  20. BrickTamland

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    “I have no term for this.”

    Fascinating.
     
  21. Menelaus

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    Am I the only cunt in here triggered by the use of charcuterie “tray”? It’s a char-coot board you uncouth sons of bitches.
     
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  22. electronic

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    Pop.
     
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  23. Bill the Butcher

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    High Fest, baby. Wife lived on High. You better not have ate my wifes ass in college, mate. I will fuck you up!
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Just heard rummage sale for the first time. I call them garbage sales.

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  25. TC

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    :pffft:
     
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  26. marcus

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    Can’t make any promises, but chances are low.

    Buddies had a place, 8 North High. Place was a complete disaster, but the porch and decks were great.
     
  27. Bill the Butcher

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    Fuck yes, and the townies coming through picking up the shit people left in the yard after parties. Place is pretty nice now.
     
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  28. PCH

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    I've always thought of garage sales as being in the driveway /garage with items you would typically find in a garage....with other junk.

    Always thought of yard sales as being in the yard with items relating to yards .....and other junk .
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Here's an updated version of Bo's Top 3 Weirdest Regional colloquialisms

    1. Bubbler - What the fuck is wrong with you Wisconsin?
    2. Duck Duck, Gray Duck (?) - Minnesota you are stupid and wrong.
    3. Buggy - If you call it a buggy you are wrong sorry not sorry South
     
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  30. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Cincinnati is an objectively better city than Cleveland.
     
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  31. TC

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    Having been to neither, I'd guess opposite
     
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  32. AlternativeFactsRule

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    What if I told you that Cincinnati is also known as the Queen City?
     
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  33. hardcorekickball

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    People in Minneapolis call parking garages parking ramps. That is just real wrong.
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Was Freddie Mercury from Cincinnati
     
  35. TC

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    My understanding is Cincinnati is basically Kentucky
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

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    What is a bubbler
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    Water fountain
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

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    I don’t like this term one bit
     
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  39. Line 4 guy

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    This thread has it all:

    Fascism
    Meat and cheese trays
    Overdosing
    Sandwiches
    Public outing
    Ice cream
    Dan Cortez
     
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  40. BWC

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    ^^^terrified his shtick is not long for this world
     
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  41. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  42. BWC

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    That, she did
     
  43. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Fight me, IRL
     
  44. PCH

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    I've never met anyone that knows how to cook that calls it a shopping cart.
    If you throw down in the kitchen, it's a buggy.
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    Call your dad and I'll call my dad and we'll meet at the nearest Best Buy parking lot
     
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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Also I said you are wrong sorry not sorry this isn't up for debate I don't make the rules
     
  47. TC

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    I dropped buggy when I left the farm for big city livin
     
  48. PCH

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  49. Jack Parkman

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  50. Jack Parkman

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    devine I stop attempting to catch up, did we ever get more details on CaneKnight and that other guy knowing each other irl and wanting to kill each other?
     
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