RIP Herman Cain

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  1. Gaknight

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  2. Beeds07

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    The only way this isn't a good thing is if it somehow means it can't kill Louie Gohmert.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. TylerDurden

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    1 less evil shithead is breathing today. Not sure why I’m supposed to feel bad
     
  5. i am a bammer

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  6. Gaknight

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    This lady is a felon who hates gay people. She’s also gonna get smoked in the election.
     
  7. Petito

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    I'm an idiot
     
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  8. IvanTheTerrible

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    "This is WAR"

    on who?
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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    Man Saint Peter will be in for a treat when Cain yells 999! at him
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    Oh fuck off mitt
     
  11. Tobias

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    the faux sadness and tone scolding from the right and liberals when trump dies is going to being absolutely insufferable. i am mad already about it
     
  12. bstaple12

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    What a weird thread
     
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  13. HatterasJack

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    It’s cute some people think this virus cares about your political affiliation. It just wants to murder you, whatever you may think about immigration or taxes.
     
  14. 40wwttamgib

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    how so
     
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  15. texasraider

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    I've never been more ready for this
     
  16. i am a bammer

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    There will be a week-long celebration when Trump dies.
     
  17. RSK

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    Respect the office
     
  18. nexus

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    lol at being able to hear any of this over the raucous celebrations taking place in the streets
     
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  19. Bruce Wayne

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    More now like 666 am I right
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    I laughed a little too hard at this. I couldn’t make it past the 2nd note
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    I'm firmly in the don't celebrate another's death camp, but I'm going to sit that one out.
     
  22. Tobias

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    that's what i thought bicc
     
  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    they sell it at a local gas station chain

    i assume that answers your question
     
  24. bstaple12

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    Just the celebration of other people’s death. Not my thing, but to each his own
     
  25. Beeds07

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    That moment when you equate cops beating a man to death being the same as a man willingly exposing himself to a virus being the same because they are both black.
     
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  26. Gaknight

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    In Savannah we had a godfathers pizza buffet. Only time I have seen it not in a gas station
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    I didn't know Godfathers was sold at gas stations. I've only seen it at stand alone places with buffets.
     
  28. Fidelio

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    triggered thoughts of the bin laden death celebrations
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Speaking of gas station pizza a product of one of 3 good things to come out of Iowa is gas station pizza from Casey's and it is better than nearly all chain pizza places do not at me. Especially the breakfast pizza.
     
  30. fsugrad99

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  31. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Damn thats punk rock
     
  32. TylerDurden

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    Trump is responsible for more American deaths than Bin Ladens wettest dream
     
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    Do you celebrate things that make the world an objectively better place?
     
  34. jokewood

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    What are the other two?
     
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  35. Bo Pelinis

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    Hy-Vee and Toppling Goliath Brewery.
     
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    It was our high school hangout after games.
     
  37. steamengine

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    Trumps ability to survive despite living one of the most unhealthy lifestyles imaginable and taking zero covid precautions is a true testament to the alpha mentality.
     
  38. Bricktop the white

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    he has the most extreme covid protections available. every single person he is in contact with gets tested every day.
     
  39. 20/20/20/20

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    Valentino’s?
     
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  40. Duck70

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    Everybody dies bruh. If you spend your limited time on this earth making it shittier for people and propagating dangerous anti-science conspiracy theories, I'd say a terrible virus induced death is exactly what you deserve.
     
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    Was there just not a sonic in your town?
     
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  42. TrustyPatches

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    If I die while being a tremendous asshole and reaping my rewards from it then please be joyous of the occasion amen
     
  43. i am a bammer

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    Taco Bell and Walmart gang
     
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    ok we will be
     
  45. Duval

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  46. LetItSoak

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    It's crazy that I woke up this morning thinking Cain was a piece of shit and somehow his death has only strengthened that feeling.
     
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  47. Redav

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    You can't be glad this guy is dead and can no longer spread dangerous conspiracy theories because that would make you a bad person
     
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